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29 buddie jokes and hilarious buddie puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about buddie that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Buddie Short Jokes

Short buddie jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The buddie humour may include short fella jokes also.

  1. My buddy took a job circumcising elephants at the zoo The money's not great but the tips are huge
  2. My buddy just got a job in marketing with Kellogg's cereals... I guess you could say his job is raisin Bran awareness.
  3. My buddy said to me yesterday, "If I shagged your wife, would that make us related"? I said "No man, that would just make us even."
  4. I told my buddy that jewish people call god by a different name He was like, "No way!"
    I was like, "Yahweh"
  5. My buddy set me up on a blind date and he said, "I'd better warn you, she's expecting a baby." I felt like such an idiot sitting in the bar wearing just a diaper...
  6. I invited my buddy to a costume party and he said he was going as his dad He didn't show up
  7. God: *creates worm* Hey there little buddy! worm: Thanks for the worm welcome
    God: *creates birds*
  8. I asked my buddy if he always puts an orange wedge in his beer. He said, "Ehh not really. Maybe once in a blue Moon."
  9. A guy says to his buddy, "I'm thinking about buying a labrador." His pal warns, "That might not be such a good idea. Have you seen how many of their owners go blind?"
  10. My buddy asked me how I got ahold of Kevin bacon's phone number Told him I know a guy ^(who knows a guy) ^^who ^^knows ^^a ^^guy ^^^who ^^^knows ^^^a ^^^guy

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Buddie One Liners

Which buddie one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with buddie? I can suggest the ones about bud and apartment.

  1. My buddy gave me a terrible thesaurus. It was terrible.
  2. I asked my buddy what it's like working at Google. Says he can't complain.
  3. My buddy has a trophy wife But from the looks of it she didn't get first place
  4. My buddy David lost his ID Now we just call him Dav
  5. How do you milk a sheep? Release another iPhone for $1000.
    -Credit to my buddy at work
  6. I saw my buddy dressed as a bowl of soup... I didn't know if he was friend or pho.
  7. My buddy was really into Beyblades before he died His tombstone reads:
    LET IT
    R. I. P.
  8. My Chinese buddy died last week... So Yung.
  9. My Buddies bakery burnt down last night.... His business is toast.
  10. So i banged my 3rd cousin yesterday... My buddy told me to stop counting them
  11. My buddy who had a stutter died in jail He couldn't finish his sentence
  12. I just broke up with my lazy gym buddy. Didn't work out.
  13. I wanted to make a joke to my buddy about Indian food... But he was having naan of it
  14. What's the motto of the Greek army? Never leave your buddy's behind.
  15. My buddy asked me how my post got so much karma Simple, piece of cake

Buddie joke, My buddy asked me how my post got so much karma

Uproarious Buddie Jokes to Have a Laugh Out Loud Good Time

What funny jokes about buddie you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean drove jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make buddie pranks.

So I've got some buddies...

They just so happen to be a high-ranking officials in Denver,Colorado. They're currently trying to get Republicans and Democrats to both agree to legalize medical m**... to ease arthritis symptoms. I guess you could say I have friends in high places in high places in high places for joint support for joint support for joint support.

One of my buddies turned 90, so for a birthday surprise I sent a h**... to his apartment. When he opened the door, she introduced herself and informed him that she was there to give him super s**.... His response...

I'll take the soup.

One of my buddies made a trans girl cry yesterday. So I angrily asked, "How could you..."

"... propose to her without telling me first?"

2 old buddies mourning the loss of a friend

2 old friends are catching up at an old pal's f**.... One takes a moment to pause and finally asks the question.
"So... How'd it happen?"
To which the other responds.
"Well, as I understand it, he went to the doctor the other day and the doctor said he was 'as healthy as a horse.' But on the way home he broke a leg."

3 buddies went camping and stayed in a cabin.

The cabin only had one bed so they decided to share it.
The next morning the guy who slept on the left side of the bed said I had a dream I was getting jacked off.
The guy on the right side of the bed said that's weird I had the exact same dream.
The guy in the middle said you guys are lucky. I had a dream I was skiing.

My buddies and I were running a train on this German girl

I had to keep telling her there were only 8 of us.

My buddies own a yacht together that they keep on the French Riviera.

They have such a beautiful France ship.

My buddies dad got a s**... change and started telling me all about his life's secrets...

He was super trans-parent.

4 buddies put in together for a joint rental application

They just wanted to pass it around and take a few hits, then give it back.

My buddies and I were playing poker with children's story books and I got a good hand.

Read em and sleep boys

One of my old buddies, James King, named his newborn son Thin.

I'm sure he wasn't thinking, but his son is.

Two buddies just got home from working out at the gym...

Guy 1: "Dude, were out of protein powder!"
Guy 2: "No Whey!"

You'll never believe how my buddies and I found a new player for our weekly poker game.

Clique bait.

Buddie joke, You'll never believe how my buddies and I found a new player for our weekly poker game.