The Best 25 Buddhists Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Buddhists jokes. There are some buddhists muslims jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these buddhists zen buddhist puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Buddhists Jokes and Puns

Why do Buddhists always buy 1 ply toilet paper?

Because they like to get in touch with their inner self.

Why can't Buddhists learn binary code?

Because they are at one with everything.

why do buddhists walk around barefoot

its good for the sole

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Why can't Buddhists vacuum under the couch?

Because they have no attachments.

Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners of the monastery?

Because they have no attachments.

How many Buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. It's already enlightened.

How many buddhists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they enlighten themselves.

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Why do many Buddhists don't like to use email?

Because they don't like attachments.

How many Buddhists does it take to screw a light bulb?

None. They believe that the enlightenment comes from within.

Buddhists never write R.I.P on the gravestones

All of them just say BRB

Why don't many buddhists work in the railroad industry?

they have too many ohms to be good conductors.

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If Christians have the Daily Bread, what do Buddhists have?

The Daily Lama

Why do Buddhists meditate in front of mirrors?

For optimal self reflection


The original karma whores!

A novice asked his zen master if it's ok for Buddhists to use email.

The master answered: "Yes. But no attachments."

I don't like dating buddhists

Too much Dharma

Buddhists joke, I don't like dating buddhists

Three Buddhists walks into a

Meditative state . Om

Q: How many buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Three - one to change it, one to not-change it and one to both change-and not-change it.

Where do Buddhists do their shopping?

At the Karmart.

What's a buddhists favourite curry?

Chicken karma

How many Zen Buddhists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

There is no light bulb.

What do you call a country full of annoying Buddhists?


I hate Japanese Buddhists and Greek philosophers...

I guess you could call me Zenophobic.

Why don't Buddhists have Instagram?

They don't believe in the concept of a selfie.

Why are Buddhists so good at King cake

Because they are great and finding their inner piece

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