The Best 4 Buddhist Temples Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Buddhist Temples jokes. There are some buddhist temples jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these buddhist temples puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Buddhist Temples Jokes and Puns

What did the Buddhist monk say when asked to leave his temple?

'Nah imma stay.'

A Zen Buddhist and a Christian got in a fight over a neighborhood nativity scene last winter. The Buddhist trashed the 3 Wisemen display right before he went to temple.


They charged him with premeditated myrrhder.

Why didn't the gorilla join the Buddhist temple?

It was too monk-y.

Two friends are hanging out at a buddhist temple

One says to the other "I think im gonna go man, you coming?"

The other says "nah-mastay"

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the buddhist temples jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working buddhist temples piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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