Buddhism Jokes
20 buddhism jokes and hilarious buddhism puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about buddhism that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Buddhism Short Jokes
Short buddhism jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The buddhism humour may include short attachments jokes also.
- In Buddhism, people first die, then they attain Nirvana. ..Kurt Cobain did it the other way round.
- What did the email account do when it started practicing Buddhism? It let go of all attachments.
- What is relationship of Buddhism and reposts. ? When someone starts a joke with Buddhism it will end up with reposts.
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Buddhism One Liners
Which buddhism one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with buddhism? I can suggest the ones about agnostic and zen.
- Why did Waldo convert to Buddhism? He found himself.
- I was trying to write a joke about Buddhism But nothing came to mind.
- What is Buddhism measured in? Oooohms
- Did you hear about the spread of Buddhism to China? There was mass Confucian.
- How do you prove that Buddhism is the best religion? Using the Dalai Lemma
- The three jewels of buddhism... Karma, dharma and a good parmigiana
- Zen Buddhism Don't even think about it.
- If Buddhism is all about peace... Why is Buddha so well-armed?
Silly & Ridiculous Buddhism Jokes to Spread Joy & Laughter
What funny jokes about buddhism you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean enlightenment jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make buddhism pranks.
A man's fence is broken and he neess to hire someone to fix it
So he goes online to find someone to fix his fence for him but he is unsatisfied with their prices, that is until he finds a Buddhist monk who will do it for free.
He is initially surprised by this and assumes it might be a fake listing, but since it's free he feels like he has nothing to lose so he hires him.
Sure enough a few days later the monk shows up with a toolkit in hand, the man shows the monk that his fence has been ripped out of the ground and that he needs to replace it.
About an hour later the monk walks in and tells the man he is finished, and when the man goes outside he sees that the fence is perfect, thinking he can't just tell the monk to leave after doing such a great job for free he invites the monk inside for a cup of coffee.
The man then starts talking to the monk, "It surprised me to see a monk offering services for fence repair, why do you do it?" he asked
the monk replied "Religious reasons."
The man then says "I don't know much about Buddhism, why do you need to repair fences?"
"Because" the monk replied, "You would be surprised at the amount of karma you get for reposting."
The big bad wolf converted to Buddhism and there was finally peace in the forest. But suddenly, the air was filled with screams of t**...! A bear asked the animals running past him, "What's happening now?!"
"The big bad wolf!" a goat shouted. "Is meditating!"
"So? Isn't that a good thing? questioned the bear.
"Noooo!" the goat bleated. "It's become aware wolf!"
I've Studied Various Religions
And here's what I found:
* Christianity was too cross.
* Islam kept dropping bombs on me.
* Buddhism kept repeating itself.
* Hinduism made me have a cow.
* and Judaism made my hair curl.
