The Best 13 Buddhism Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Buddhism jokes. There are some buddhism belief jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these buddhism pilgrimage puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Buddhism Jokes and Puns

In Buddhism, people first die, then they attain Nirvana.

..Kurt Cobain did it the other way round.

Why did Waldo convert to Buddhism?

He found himself.

I was trying to write a joke about Buddhism

But nothing came to mind.

Buddhism joke, I was trying to write a joke about Buddhism

The big bad wolf converted to Buddhism and there was finally peace in the forest. But suddenly, the air was filled with screams of terror! A bear asked the animals running past him, "What's happening now?!"

"The big bad wolf!" a goat shouted. "Is meditating!"

"So? Isn't that a good thing? questioned the bear.

"Noooo!" the goat bleated. "It's become aware wolf!"

What is Buddhism measured in?


What did the email account do when it started practicing Buddhism?

It let go of all attachments.

What is relationship of Buddhism and reposts. ?

When someone starts a joke with Buddhism it will end up with reposts.

Buddhism joke, What is relationship of Buddhism and reposts. ?

I've Studied Various Religions

And here's what I found:

* Christianity was too cross.

* Islam kept dropping bombs on me.

* Buddhism kept repeating itself.

* Hinduism made me have a cow.

* and Judaism made my hair curl.

Did you hear about the spread of Buddhism to China?

There was mass Confucian.

How do you prove that Buddhism is the best religion?

Using the Dalai Lemma

The three jewels of buddhism...

Karma, dharma and a good parmigiana

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If Buddhism is all about peace...

Why is Buddha so well-armed?

Zen Buddhism

Don't even think about it.

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