The Best 5 Buddhapest Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Buddhapest jokes. There are some buddhapest bed jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these buddhapest buddhism puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Buddhapest Jokes and Puns

What do you call a rat that has reached enlightenment?

A Buddha-Pest

What do you call a Hungarian insect who won't leave siddhartha alone?

A Buddha-pest.

What do you call a religious termite in Hungary?


What is it called when the Dalai Lama and all his friends get reincarnated as bed bugs at the Marriott?

Grand Buddha-Pest Hotel

What do you call a country full of annoying Buddhists?


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the buddhapest dalai jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working buddhapest indians piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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