The Best 8 Budapest Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Budapest jokes. There are some budapest perceptions jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these budapest congo puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Budapest Jokes and Puns

I didn't find the food in Budapest very filling,

so I left Hungary.

Do you know why I named my stomach "Budapest"?

Because it is the Capital of Hungary!

A Hungarian cockroach was telling terrible jokes at an open mic night. What do you do?


Where did the annoying prophet go on vacation?


If you know anyone called Gary, warn them to not go to Budapest

I hear that's where they Hungary.

Since I've gained a lot of weight, I decided to name my stomach Budapest

The capital of Hungary

What do you call a Rat who is a Buddhist?


Why are people out on the streets in Budapest?

Are they Hungary?

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the budapest hungarian jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working budapest czeching piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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