Buckwheat Jokes
21 buckwheat jokes and hilarious buckwheat puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about buckwheat that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Catch up on the latest buckwheat jokes! Learn about Bran and Darla's hilarious adventures with the cereal grain and its connection to wheat. Get ready for a good laugh with these buckwheat jokes!
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Funniest Buckwheat Short Jokes
Short buckwheat jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The buckwheat humour may include short oats jokes also.
- Do you remember Buckwheat from the little rascals? He recently converted to Islam. And became Kareem of Wheat.
- Buckwheat of the Little Rascals converted to Islam (stop me if you've heard this...) He is now know as Kareem-Of Wheat
- Use this word in a sentence... Teacher: "Okay, Buckwheat, use 'dictate' in a sentence."
Buckwheat: "Carla say my dictate good."
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Buckwheat One Liners
Which buckwheat one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with buckwheat? I can suggest the ones about buck teeth and cucumber.
- Buckwheat has converted to Islam He is now known as Kareem of wheat.
- Buckwheat grew up to be a Muslim He changed his name to Kareem Wheat
- Buckwheat converted to Islam in his later years Now he goes by Kareem A Wheat
- Yo momma armpits are so hairy It looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.
- Why does Buckwheat wash his clothes in Tide? Because it's too cold out tide.
- Teacher: "Use the word 'dictate' in a sentence." Buckwheat: "Carla say my dictate good."
- What would BuckWheat from Little Rascals be called if he were a Muslim? Kareem of Wheat.
- What did Buckwheat from Little Rascals feed his horse? Oat Hay!
Comical Puns & Laughs: Enjoy Fun, Witty Buckwheat Jokes with Friends.
What funny jokes about buckwheat you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean buckle jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make buckwheat pranks.
Lil' Rascals
read aloud for best effect ...
Teacher stands in front of the class full of the Lil' Rascals.
She asks Darla to spell dictate.
Darla, "dictate: d-i-k-t-a-t. Dictate."
Sorry Darla that is incorrect.
Teacher asks Buckwheat.
Buckwheat says, "dictate: d-i-c-t-a-t-e. Dictate."
"very good Buckwheat," says the teacher. "now can you use it in a sentence?"
"Sure," says Buckwheat, "Darla says my dictate good"
The little rascals are having a spelling test.
The teacher calls on Buckwheat and gives him the word "dictate" buckwheat replies " dictate, d.i.c.t.a.t.e." The teacher says very good now use it in a sentence please. He thinks about it for a second then says "Hey Darla how did my dic tate last night".
