The Best 13 Buckwheat Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Buckwheat jokes. There are some buckwheat recess jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these buckwheat soba puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Buckwheat Jokes and Puns
Do you remember Buckwheat from the little rascals? He recently converted to Islam.
And became Kareem of Wheat.
Buckwheat has converted to Islam
He is now known as Kareem of wheat.
Buckwheat grew up to be a Muslim
He changed his name to Kareem Wheat
Buckwheat converted to Islam in his later years
Now he goes by Kareem A Wheat
Lil' Rascals
read aloud for best effect ...
Teacher stands in front of the class full of the Lil' Rascals.
She asks Darla to spell dictate.
Darla, "dictate: d-i-k-t-a-t. Dictate."
Sorry Darla that is incorrect.
Teacher asks Buckwheat.
Buckwheat says, "dictate: d-i-c-t-a-t-e. Dictate."
"very good Buckwheat," says the teacher. "now can you use it in a sentence?"
"Sure," says Buckwheat, "Darla says my dictate good"
Yo momma armpits are so hairy
It looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.
The little rascals are having a spelling test.
The teacher calls on Buckwheat and gives him the word "dictate" buckwheat replies " dictate, d.i.c.t.a.t.e." The teacher says very good now use it in a sentence please. He thinks about it for a second then says "Hey Darla how did my dic tate last night".
Why does Buckwheat wash his clothes in Tide?
Because it's too cold out tide.
Teacher: "Use the word 'dictate' in a sentence."
Buckwheat: "Carla say my dictate good."
Buckwheat of the Little Rascals converted to Islam (stop me if you've heard this...)
He is now know as Kareem-Of Wheat
What would BuckWheat from Little Rascals be called if he were a Muslim?
Kareem of Wheat.
You can explore buckwheat wheat reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean buckwheat spelt dad jokes. There are also buckwheat puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.
What did Buckwheat from Little Rascals feed his horse?
Oat Hay!
Use this word in a sentence...
Teacher: "Okay, Buckwheat, use 'dictate' in a sentence."
Buckwheat: "Carla say my dictate good."
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the buckwheat class jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working buckwheat incorrect piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.