The Best 27 Buckle Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Buckle jokes. There are some buckle volvo jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these buckle velcro puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Buckle Jokes and Puns

Every cook has a secret

The Admiral was visiting one of his ships. When having tea he noticed that every biscuit has the ship's insignia embossed on it.

He is impressed and calls the cook to ask him how he does this.

Cook: When rolling the biscuits I slap each one onto my belt buckle before putting them in the oven.

Admiral: That's pretty unhygienic.

Cook: In that case sir, I'd suggest you skip the doughnuts.

If you get pulled over and you have some Coke in your car, you're likely to get arrested.

However, if you get pulled over and you have some Pepsi in your car, you're likely to make a new friend.

Remember to always brush your seatbelts, buckle your teeth, and drink Pepsi.ยฎ๏ธ

Grandma went to the hospital saying she felt a lump on her breast...

Turns out it was her belt buckle.

Buckle joke, Grandma went to the hospital saying she felt a lump on her breast...

A pirate walks into a bar

With a steering wheel on his belt buckle.

Bartender: "Oi pirate! What's with the steery thingy on ye belt?"

Pirate: "Yarr it's driving me nuts!" "Also it's me cake day so please don't be swabbing me in the blue cheese for the bad jokes"

I made an attempt!

I bought a belt with a clock as a buckle.

When I put it on I couldn't read it.

What a waist of time!!!!


I made a belt with a watch as the buckle

Turned out to be a waist of time.

Top 3 lies told by Wyoming cowboys

1) I own this truck.
2) I won this belt buckle in a rodeo.
3) I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

Buckle joke, Top 3 lies told by Wyoming cowboys

The three biggest lies in Wyoming...

"I won this belt buckle in a rodeo, my trucks paid for and I was just helping that sheep over the fence."

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel for a belt buckle

Bar tender says "I like the belt buckle"
Pirate replies "Arrgh, it's drivin me nuts"

I never have a hard time remembering to buckle up in the car.

Seatbelts are fastenating to me.

A pirate walks into a bar...

...he has a parrot on his shoulder and a steering wheel on his belt buckle. Bartender says, "hey you've got a steering wheel on your belt." Pirate says, "arg! I know, it's driving me nuts!"

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They make wrist watches, and pocket watches. I finally figured out why they don't make belt buckle watches:

It's a waist of time.

Strapped For Cash

During college, I worked on โ€จa conveyor belt. One day, I was โ€จon a blind date, and she asked me about my job.
I work at the end of a belt, I said.

With an ebullient smile, she asked, Are you the buckle?

A Pirate Walked Into A Bar With A Ship's Wheel

A pirate walked into a bar with a ship's wheel fastened to his belt buckle. The bartender says, "Sir, do you know you have a ship's wheel fastened to your belt buckle?" To which the pirate responds, "Aye, it's driving me nuts!"

I was trying to milk a goat once...

One evening, I was going to milk a goat in the barn. As I started, the goat tried to kick me by her back leg. So I took a rope and tied her leg to one of the wooden poles in the barn.

I tried to continue, but she tried to kick me by the other back leg, so I took another rope and tied it to the other pole.

Then, as I was bending to start milking her again, my belt buckle cracked, the belt came loose and my pants fell down...



And my wife came to the barn...



There are some situations, you are just not able to explain.

Why does my 4 year old son trigger my cars seat belt alarm but my 30 pack of beer doesn't?

Because I buckle up my beer.

Buckle joke, Why does my 4 year old son trigger my cars seat belt alarm but my 30 pack of beer doesn't?

So a pirate walks into a bar...

So a pirate walks into a bar. The bartender notices he has a large ship wheel on what looks like his belt buckle. The pirate tries to sit at the bar, but the wheel is too large for him to be able to comfortably sit. The bartender says, "Hey, you're having trouble because of that wheel on your crotch." The pirate replies, "Aye. It's drivin' me nuts."

What's the difference between an Irish Catholic and a Roman Catholic?

A few notches on the belt buckle.

A Pirate walks into a Bar

A pirate walks into a bar with a ship's wheel on his belt buckle. The bartender says "what's that on your belt buckle?"

Pirate says "Arrr, it's drivin' me nuts!"


This weekend I bought a belt buckle that was also a functional face clock...

I threw it out. It was a waist of time.

This is kinda offensive so buckle up

What do you call a black man who's very good at magic? A negromancer

Me and my friends went to the Barbershop after a long quarantine, We sat their and the head barbarian said ,

Buckle up boys!! it's gonna be hairy.

The sex life of my belt's buckle...

The sex life of my belt's buckle is as frustrating as mine. It also sees many holes everyday but goes in the same hole again and again!

What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

What's the hardest thing to find on a fat guy with his shirt tucked in?

His belt buckle.

(Go easy first time posting in here)

What did the turkey say to the motorist?

Buckle Buckle

How do you know if a cow girl has a boy friend?

There's a belt buckle imprint on her forehead

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