Buckle Jokes
45 buckle jokes and hilarious buckle puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about buckle that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Looking for a few laughs? Check out this collection of hilarious buckle jokes! Whether it's a buckle bunny, a belt buckle, or a latch on a thong, there's something here for everyone! See what Turkey, the buckle fairy, has to say about it - buckle up and get ready for a good chuckle!
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Funniest Buckle Short Jokes
Short buckle jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The buckle humour may include short buck teeth jokes also.
- Grandma went to the hospital saying she felt a lump on her breast... Turns out it was her belt buckle.
- I bought a belt with a clock as a buckle. When I put it on I couldn't read it.
What a waist of time!!!! - Top 3 lies told by Wyoming cowboys 1) I own this truck.
2) I won this belt buckle in a rodeo.
3) I was just helping that sheep over the fence. - The three biggest lies in Wyoming... "I won this belt buckle in a rodeo, my trucks paid for and I was just helping that sheep over the fence."
- A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel for a belt buckle Bar tender says "I like the belt buckle"
Pirate replies "Arrgh, it's drivin me nuts" - I never have a hard time remembering to buckle up in the car. Seatbelts are fastenating to me.
- They make wrist watches, and pocket watches. I finally figured out why they don't make belt buckle watches: It's a waist of time.
- My wife got so mad at me yesterday just for taking a nap I mean she acts like we weren't buckled in
- Why does my 4 year old son trigger my cars seat belt alarm but my 30 pack of beer doesn't? Because I buckle up my beer.
- What's the difference between an Irish Catholic and a Roman Catholic? A few notches on the belt buckle.
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Buckle One Liners
Which buckle one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with buckle? I can suggest the ones about fasten and buck and doe.
- I made a belt with a watch as the buckle Turned out to be a waist of time.
- Why did Princess Diana Cross the Road? She wasn't buckled in.
- I spent a lot of time designing a belt buckle with a clock on it. What a waist of time.
- I vowed I would never wear a seatbelt. But under lots of pressure, I buckled.
- What did the turkey say to the motorist? Buckle Buckle
- How do you know if a blonde is dating? You'll see a belt buckle sign on her forehead
- Life hack Use your seat belt buckle to open your beer while driving
- Pirate with steering wheel for belt buckle "Arrr, it's driving me nuts!"
- Why did the Pilgrims pants keep falling down Because his belt buckle was on his hat
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Buckle Up Jokes
Here is a list of funny buckle up jokes and even better buckle up puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- A Pirate walks into a Bar A pirate walks into a bar with a ship's wheel on his belt buckle. The bartender says "what's that on your belt buckle?"
Pirate says "Arrr, it's drivin' me nuts!" - This weekend I bought a belt buckle that was also a functional face clock... I threw it out. It was a waist of time.
- After years of empty promises about "buckling down and flying right,"... .. Greece has finally set the place on fire for the insurance money.
- This is kinda offensive so buckle up What do you call a black man who's very good at magic? A negromancer
- My boss refused to give me a raise until I whipped him with my belt. It took some feirce negotiating, but he finally buckled.
- Me and my friends went to the Barbershop after a long quarantine, We sat their and the head barbarian said , Buckle up boys!! it's gonna be hairy.
- What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells? I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.
- What's the hardest thing to find on a fat guy with his shirt tucked in? His belt buckle.
(Go easy first time posting in here) - How do you know if a cow girl has a boy friend? There's a belt buckle imprint on her forehead
- How can you tell when the blonde's boyfriend's birthday is? when she has a belt-buckle imprint on her forehead
Belt Buckle Jokes
Here is a list of funny belt buckle jokes and even better belt buckle puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I couldn't quite click my seat belt together the other day... Then it buckled...wait...s**....
- The s**... life of my belt's buckle... The s**... life of my belt's buckle is as frustrating as mine. It also sees many holes everyday but goes in the same hole again and again!
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What funny jokes about buckle you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean deer buck jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make buckle pranks.
Every cook has a secret
The Admiral was visiting one of his ships. When having tea he noticed that every biscuit has the ship's insignia embossed on it.
He is impressed and calls the cook to ask him how he does this.
Cook: When rolling the biscuits I slap each one onto my belt buckle before putting them in the oven.
Admiral: That's pretty unhygienic.
Cook: In that case sir, I'd suggest you skip the doughnuts.
If you get pulled over and you have some Coke in your car, you're likely to get arrested.
However, if you get pulled over and you have some Pepsi in your car, you're likely to make a new friend.
Remember to always brush your seatbelts, buckle your teeth, and drink Pepsi.®️
A pirate walks into a bar
With a steering wheel on his belt buckle.
Bartender: "Oi pirate! What's with the steery thingy on ye belt?"
Pirate: "Yarr it's driving me nuts!" "Also it's me cake day so please don't be swabbing me in the blue cheese for the bad jokes"
I made an attempt!
A pirate walks into a bar...
...he has a parrot on his shoulder and a steering wheel on his belt buckle. Bartender says, "hey you've got a steering wheel on your belt." Pirate says, "arg! I know, it's driving me nuts!"
Strapped For Cash
During college, I worked on
a conveyor belt. One day, I was
on a blind date, and she asked me about my job.
I work at the end of a belt, I said.
With an ebullient smile, she asked, Are you the buckle?
A Pirate Walked Into A Bar With A Ship's Wheel
A pirate walked into a bar with a ship's wheel fastened to his belt buckle. The bartender says, "Sir, do you know you have a ship's wheel fastened to your belt buckle?" To which the pirate responds, "Aye, it's driving me nuts!"
I was trying to milk a goat once...
One evening, I was going to milk a goat in the barn. As I started, the goat tried to kick me by her back leg. So I took a rope and tied her leg to one of the wooden poles in the barn.
I tried to continue, but she tried to kick me by the other back leg, so I took another rope and tied it to the other pole.
Then, as I was bending to start milking her again, my belt buckle cracked, the belt came loose and my pants fell down...
And my wife came to the barn...
There are some situations, you are just not able to explain.
So a pirate walks into a bar...
So a pirate walks into a bar. The bartender notices he has a large ship wheel on what looks like his belt buckle. The pirate tries to sit at the bar, but the wheel is too large for him to be able to comfortably sit. The bartender says, "Hey, you're having trouble because of that wheel on your c**...." The pirate replies, "Aye. It's drivin' me nuts."
