Buckle Jokes
30 buckle jokes and hilarious buckle puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about buckle that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Looking for a few laughs? Check out this collection of hilarious buckle jokes! Whether it's a buckle bunny, a belt buckle, or a latch on a thong, there's something here for everyone! See what Turkey, the buckle fairy, has to say about it - buckle up and get ready for a good chuckle!
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Funniest Buckle Short Jokes
Short buckle jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The buckle humour may include short buck teeth jokes also.
- Grandma went to the hospital saying she felt a lump on her breast... Turns out it was her belt buckle.
- I bought a belt with a clock as a buckle. When I put it on I couldn't read it.
What a waist of time!!!! - Top 3 lies told by Wyoming cowboys 1) I own this truck.
2) I won this belt buckle in a rodeo.
3) I was just helping that sheep over the fence. - I never have a hard time remembering to buckle up in the car. Seatbelts are fastenating to me.
- They make wrist watches, and pocket watches. I finally figured out why they don't make belt buckle watches: It's a waist of time.
- My wife got so mad at me yesterday just for taking a nap I mean she acts like we weren't buckled in
- Why does my 4 year old son trigger my cars seat belt alarm but my 30 pack of beer doesn't? Because I buckle up my beer.
- This weekend I bought a belt buckle that was also a functional face clock... I threw it out. It was a waist of time.
- Me and my friends went to the Barbershop after a long quarantine, We sat their and the head barbarian said , Buckle up boys!! it's gonna be hairy.
- What's the hardest thing to find on a fat guy with his shirt tucked in? His belt buckle.
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Buckle One Liners
Which buckle one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with buckle? I can suggest the ones about fasten and buck and doe.
- I vowed I would never wear a seatbelt. But under lots of pressure, I buckled.
- What did the turkey say to the motorist? Buckle Buckle
- How do you know if a blonde is dating? You'll see a belt buckle sign on her forehead
- Life hack Use your seat belt buckle to open your beer while driving
Buckle Up Jokes
Here is a list of funny buckle up jokes and even better buckle up puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- How do you know if a cow girl has a boy friend? There's a belt buckle imprint on her forehead
- How can you tell when the blonde's boyfriend's birthday is? when she has a belt-buckle imprint on her forehead
Experience Good Cheer with Hilarious Buckle Jokes and Friends
What funny jokes about buckle you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean deer buck jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make buckle pranks.
Every cook has a secret
The Admiral was visiting one of his ships. When having tea he noticed that every biscuit has the ship's insignia embossed on it.
He is impressed and calls the cook to ask him how he does this.
Cook: When rolling the biscuits I slap each one onto my belt buckle before putting them in the oven.
Admiral: That's pretty unhygienic.
Cook: In that case sir, I'd suggest you skip the doughnuts.
If you get pulled over and you have some Coke in your car, you're likely to get arrested.
However, if you get pulled over and you have some Pepsi in your car, you're likely to make a new friend.
Remember to always brush your seatbelts, buckle your teeth, and drink Pepsi.®️
A pirate walks into a bar
With a steering wheel on his belt buckle.
Bartender: "Oi pirate! What's with the steery thingy on ye belt?"
Pirate: "Yarr it's driving me nuts!" "Also it's me cake day so please don't be swabbing me in the blue cheese for the bad jokes"
I made an attempt!
Strapped For Cash
During college, I worked on
a conveyor belt. One day, I was
on a blind date, and she asked me about my job.
I work at the end of a belt, I said.
With an ebullient smile, she asked, Are you the buckle?
I was trying to milk a goat once...
One evening, I was going to milk a goat in the barn. As I started, the goat tried to kick me by her back leg. So I took a rope and tied her leg to one of the wooden poles in the barn.
I tried to continue, but she tried to kick me by the other back leg, so I took another rope and tied it to the other pole.
Then, as I was bending to start milking her again, my belt buckle cracked, the belt came loose and my pants fell down...
And my wife came to the barn...
There are some situations, you are just not able to explain.
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What's the difference between an Irish Catholic and a Roman Catholic?
A few notches on the belt buckle.
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The s**... life of my belt's buckle...
The s**... life of my belt's buckle is as frustrating as mine. It also sees many holes everyday but goes in the same hole again and again!
Navy biscuits
An Admiral visited one of the ships of the line under his command. While eating breakfast with the crew he was impressed to see the Naval insignia stamped on every biscuit.
He went to the Chief cook to ask how this feat was done, so it could be used on other ships under his command.
The Chief replied, "I'd be glad to share that with you, Admiral. After each biscuit is cut, I just slap it here against my belt buckle which bears the Navy insignia.
Horrified the Admiral exclaims, "That's very unhygienic!"
The Chief shrugs and replies, "Well, If that's the way you feel, sir, I suggest you avoid the donuts."
An Admiral visited one of the ships under his command.
While eating breakfast with the crew he was impressed to see the Naval insignia stamped on every biscuit.
He went to the Chief cook to ask how this feat was done, so it could be used on other ships under his command.
The Chief replied, "I'd be glad to share that with you, Admiral. After each biscuit is cut, I just slap it here against my belt buckle which bears the Navy insignia."
Horrified, the Admiral exclaims, "That's very unhygienic!"
The Chief shrugs and replies, "Well, if that's the way you feel, Sir, I suggest you avoid the donuts."
Biscuits & Doughnuts
An Admiral visits one of the ships under his command. While eating breakfast with the crew he was impressed to see the US Naval Insignia stamped on every biscuit.
He went to the cook to ask how this feat was done, so it could be used on other ships under his command. The cook replied, "Well Admiral, after each one is cut out I just slap it here against my belt buckle which bears the insignia".
Horrified, the Admiral exclaims "That's very unhygienic!"
The cook shrugs and replies "In that case sir, I'd suggest you skip the Doughnuts".
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From a Southwest Airlines employee
"Welcome aboard Southwest Flight x**... to Chicago. To operate your seatbelt, insert the metal tab into the buckle, and pull tight. It works just like every other seatbelt and if you don't know how to operate one, you probably shouldn't be out in public unsupervised. In the event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, oxygen masks will descend from the ceiling. Stop screaming, grab the mask, and pull it over your face. If you have a small child traveling with you, secure your mask before assisting with theirs. If you are traveling with two small children, decide now which one you love more."
