Bucket List Jokes
27 bucket list jokes and hilarious bucket list puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about bucket list that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Bucket List Short Jokes
Short bucket list jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The bucket list humour may include short shopping list jokes also.
- I finally crossed running a marathon off my bucket list No chance I was ever going to do it, glad it's gone.
- I wrote down my bucket list on a piece of paper, and my crush decided to use it to roll up her joint. She is now high on the list of things I want to do before I die.
- I was surprised when a friend said he'll work at KFC right after graduation.. Out of curiosity, I asked him why.
All he said was, "It's in my bucket list." - I can finally scratch "murdering an anonymous vagrant" off my bucket list. I didn't do it, it just doesn't seem all that appealing anymore I guess.
- My girlfriend asked me if I'd ever seen "The Bucket List." I said no, but I'd like to before I die.
- Why can't frogs ever complete their bucket lists? They croak before they even get started.
- I fetched a pail of water and ate a whole KFC family meal to myself... So that's two things I can cross off my bucket list.
- I've compiled my bucket list. I've compiled my bucket list.
4 drumsticks, 4 thighs, original recipe, 2 individual mashed potatoes with gravy, and 2 biscuits. - My Scandinavian bucket list 1. Travel to Norway
2. Find a Swedish girl
3. Finnish in her - Why are Janitors so boring? Because their bucket list garbage pails in comparison to our own.
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Bucket List One Liners
Which bucket list one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with bucket list? I can suggest the ones about christmas list and road trip.
- Everyone has these expansive bucket lists Mine is a little pail in comparison
- A child with cancer goes skydiving for his bucket list He's now at terminal velocity.
- I just finished all 18 things on my bucket list
- Bucket list More like fucket list
- Is your name bucket list? Cause I'd wanna do you before I die.
- I got my bucket list mixed up with my shopping list Swam with dolphin-safe tuna.
- Which movie is on every man's bucket list? Die Hard
Bucket List Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about bucket list you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean list jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make bucket list pranks.
A tub, pail, can, basket, canister, vat, kettle, cask, p**..., keg, barrel, and bowl.
I needed to make a bucket list before I die.
As I sat there n**... in George Clooney's hotel room, I thought to myself..
I might have accidentally picked up my wife's bucket list instead of mine.
Uncle John is burning through his bucket list.
Uncle John's health has been declining and he's trying to get his bucket list done.
He goes skydiving with a tandem team and has a great time.
After sticking the landing he's being debriefed by the jump master.
Ok great jump John but what was with the screaming all the way down?
John say's, well I'm blind.
Why would you scream just cause you're blind?
Oh no it wasn't me....Maybe I should have left the seeing eye dog on the plane.