The Best 78 Buck Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Buck jokes. There are some buck idear jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these buck 200 bucks puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Buck Jokes and Puns

what do hookers and guns have in common?

the customer wants the most bang for their buck.

Three chinese emigrate to USA

Bu, Lu and Fu from China goes to America, but in order to get around easier, they decide to Americanize their names. Thus, Bu becomes Buck, Lu becomes Luck, and Fu...well, he goes back to China.

Fiddy Cent just had a kid.

They named him after his father but adjusted for inflation. They call him Buck Fiddy.

Buck joke, Fiddy Cent just had a kid.

Chinese Immigrants

Three Chinese brothers tried to migrate into America. The first brother was name Bu, the second was name Chu and the third was called Fu. Bu changed his name to Buck, Chu changed his name to Chuck and Fu got sent back to China.

How much do pirates pay for earrings?

Somewhere around a buck an ear.


How much did the pirate spend on his earings?

A buck an ear.

Ethiopian jokes I've heard from over the years.

What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese

What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth?

A rake

What do you call 10 Ethiopians carrying a canoe over their heads?

A comb

What do you call an Ethiopian with a club foot?

A gulf club.

Buck joke, Ethiopian jokes I've heard from over the years.

A guy with a wooden eye goes to a dance.

He searches the room for a lady ugly enough to dance with someone like himself. He spots one with jutting buck-teeth. He asks, "Will you dance with me?" She replies excitedly, "Would I!?" He angrily yells back at her, "BUCK TEETH!"

A cute one I heard from a friend at work.

Three animals walk into a bar; A duck,a skunk and a deer. They go up to the bar and order 3 drinks. "5 dollars" Says the bartender. The deer looks at the duck and says "I don't have a buck to my name!" the skunk cries "I have no money, not even a scent!" but the duck says to the bartender "It's alright, just put it on my bill".

what's the difference between a normal consumer and a prostitute?

A normal consumer aims to get the most bang for their buck. A prostitute aims to get the most buck for their bang.

Jack and Jill went up the hill, both with a buck and a quarter....

Jill came down with two fifty.

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How Much Did the Pirate Charge For Corn?

A buck an ear

What's the difference between a counterfeit dollar and a skinny woman?

One is a phony buck...

What are the cheapest kind of nuts?

Deer nuts, they're under a buck.

How much do pirates charge for piercings?

A buck an ear.

A bucket goes to the doctor

The bucket was feeling ill, and decided to go to a physician.

The doctor, seeing as this was a new patient, asked him, "tell me about yourself first."

"Well, I can hold about 1/2 a gallon of liquid. I'm 3 years old, and I have to tell you, I feel pretty under the weather."

The doctor replied, "I can tell. You seem to be a little pail."

Buck joke, A bucket goes to the doctor

There's 3 chinese brothers...

Bu, Chu, and Fu and they want to illgally sneak into America. So they decide to change their names to sound more American. Bu, changes his to Buck. Chu, changes his to Chuck. And Fu, got sent back to China.

What do you get with legalized prostitution and a highly competitive marketplace?

The best bang for your buck.

I suck at sports events

It's a good way to make a quick buck.


Three Chinese went to America..

Three Chinese named Chu, Bu, and Fu went to America.

Upon reaching there they decided to Americanise their names.

So Chu became Chuck, Bu became Buck..

And Fu decided to return to China.

I patented a new bullet that will kill 2 deer at once

You get more buck for your bang!

Did you hear about the hunter who traded a prize deer for a high class prostitute?

He got the best bang for his buck

How much does a pirate pay for corn?

A buck an ear

How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?

A buck 'n ear

What is the cheapest meat?

Deer testicles.

They're under a Buck.

Once, a bucket of Sodium Hydroxide slipped out of Skrillex's hands.

He dropped the base.

My new bucket really does its job well.

My old one pails in comparison.

How much does it cost to kill Tony Stark's parents?

Just one buck.

What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are a dollar fifty. Deer nuts are always under a buck...

I'll see myself out now.

Man, I sure am mad about the rising bullet prices...

Now I get less bang for my buck!

A Chinese family of 5 decided to immigrate to the United States

Chu, Bu, Hu, Su and Fu were told that in order to get a visa, they would have to Americanize their names.

Chu became Chuck.

Bu became Buck.

Hu became Huck.

Su and Fu decided to stay in China.

I got kicked out of a brothel for breaking the "no pets" rule...

I was just trying to get more bang for my buck.

There once was a family of 5 from China.

Their names were Hu, Fu, Bu, Su and Chu. They wanted to move to the USA so they had to americanize their names. Hu became Huck, Bu became Buck, and Chu became Chuck. Fu and Su stayed in China.

Once, there was 3 chinese people who wanted to go to America.

Their names were Bu, Chu, and Fu. Since these names would sound awfully weird, Bu said, "I'll change me name to Buck, adding ck to the end." Chu then said, "then I'll become Chuck." After a long pause, Fu said, "I guess I'll go back to China."

A duck, a deer, a skunk and an elephant are sitting in a bar

The end of the night rolls around and the waitress asks who is going to pay the tab.

The duck says that he can't pay because he only has one bill.

The deer says that she had a buck on her last night, but won't have any doe until spring.

The skunk says he can't pay because he only has one scent.

Finally, the elephant says "It's okay boys, the highballs are on me!"

I went to a brothel that took deer as payment

They described it as the best bang for your buck

A mathematician, a physicist, and a statistician all go hunting.

After sitting quietly on a hillside for a few hours, they spot a buck in the field below.

The mathematician measures up his shot and does some rough calculations on bullet drop, then fires. He misses about 5 feet to the left.

The physicist says "you forgot to account for wind!" He lines up his shot, and over-corrects, missing by about 5 feet to the right.

They both look over at the statistician, who proclaims: "We hit him!"

Whats the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts

Beer nuts are $1.50 a lb. And deer nuts are under a buck.

I'm definitely the loser if I run over a deer. It's going to cost me hundreds of dollars.

But nature is only out a buck.

Which is the better deal, YouTube Red or PornHub Premium?

PornHub Premium; you get far more bang for your buck.

Three Chinese friends, Chu, Bu and Fu, decided to immigrate to the United States

In order to get their visas, they needed to change their names to something more American. Chu became Chuck, Bu became Buck and Fu decided to travel back to China

What's the difference between a fake dollar bill and a skinny prostitute?

One's a phony buck

How much would a pirate sell corn for?

About a buck an ear.

Three Chinese brothers

Bu, Chu and Fu came to America to live their American dream.
Bu changed his name to Buck, went into banking and became very rich.
Chu changed his name to Chuck, got a car dealership and also became rich.
Fu decided to go back to China.

Fu, Bu and Chu are three Chinese men.

One day, they decided to move to the USA.
They also decided to change their names, as to not be discriminated against.
Chu changed his name to Chuck.
Bu changed his name to Buck.
And Fu decided to go back to China.

Hitting a deer with your car is always an unfair trade.

You're out the cost of the insurance deductible, but nature is only out a buck.

Three brothers moved to America from China.

The brothers names were Chu, Bu, and Fu. These brothers decided they wanted more American sounding names so they went to City Hall to change them.

Chu decided to go by Chuck, Bu decided to go by Buck, and Fu went back to China.

What's the different between beer nuts and deer nuts?

One of them is a dollar fifty and the other is just under a buck.

What is cheaper? Deer nuts or beer nuts?

Deer nuts, because they are always under a buck.

I walked into a store and noticed they were selling deer nuts for $1.25

Every other time I've seen them, they were under a buck.

3 Animals Feast

A duck, a skunk, and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night. When it came time to pay;
The skunk didn't have a scent,
The deer didn't have a buck,
So they put the meal on the duck's bill

What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are $1.79. Deer nuts are just under a buck

ME: I trained this chicken to talk.

HER: Let's hear then.

ME: What's a male deer called?

CHICKEN: Buck

ME: How much is 200 pennies worth?

CHICKEN: Buck Buck

HER: This is dumb.

CHICKEN: It gets way better, Susan.

Deer nuts are always the same price worldwide....

Always under a buck! lol

My 11 year old son told me this joke today and thought I'd share with everyone.

How much did it cost HYDRA to kill Tony Stark's parents?

One Buck.

A buck wearing a robe and clutching a bible was found dead near a rural highway...

The person who found the animal exclaimed "Deer Lord" upon its discovery.

I just opened a deer cloning business...

It's for anyone looking to make a quick buck.

So, I trained a chicken to talk

WIFE: Well, let's see

ME: What's a male deer?

CHICKEN: Buck

ME: How much is 200 pennies?

CHICKEN: Buck Buck

WIFE: This is stupid. Chickens just make that sound

ME: Oh believe me it gets better

CHICKEN: Yeah, just be patient Susan

What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts usually are about $1-$2, but you can usually find deer nuts under a buck.

I am selling my username.

It's just under a buck.

Whats the best way to get a quick buck

By teaching a deer to run

I bought a used Lamborghini cheap with hopes of making a quick buck. My friend offered to flip it for me.

He was as good as his word. The funeral is Thursday.

There was a Russian man who was a collector of supernatural oddities.

An American man heard about him, and decided to try his luck at making a quick buck. He arranged a meeting, and presented a thin gauzy cloth to the man.

"This may look like cloth, but it is actually 100%, genuine ghost skin."

The Russian man leaned in, carefully examining the cloth, and running his finger lightly across it. He then turned and looked the American square in the eyes.

"I call boo sheet."

What do you call a prostitute with low prices?

More bang for your buck

Did you know, the cheapest type of meat you can purchase is a deers balls?

Its because they're under a buck

A duck, a skunk & a deer went out to dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck, so they put the meal on the duck's bill.

What do you call a cheap prostitute who does her job well?

A good bang for your buck

What's the difference between Beer Nuts and Deer Nuts

Beer nuts cost $1.35 a bag. Deer nuts are under a buck.

3 Chinese friends

Three friends called, Bu, Chu and Fu chose to move to America. When they arrived they chose to change their names to american. Bu changes his name to Buck, Chu changed his name to Chuck. Fu chose to go back to China

What will the dentist give you for $1?

Buck teeth!

Why did the john haggle with the hooker?

He just wanted to get the most bang for his buck.

I'm sorry. That's fifteen seconds you'll never get back.

What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

One is $3.99, the other is under a buck.

What's the difference between Walnuts and Deer nuts?

Walnuts are $2.95 Deer nuts are under a buck. :DD

Why did the pirate get $2 ear rings?

Because they're a buck an ear!

What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are about a buck fifty and deer nuts are under a buck.

What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are a $1.25 but deer nuts are always under a buck.

An engineer, a carpenter, and a statistian go deer hunting

As they wait in their blind a big buck walks up. The engineer stands up, takes a shot, and misses. "Darn," he says, "two yards to the left."

The carpenter takes a shot and misses. "darn, two yards to the right," he says.

The statistician jumps up and yells "YES! We got him!"

Buckwheat grew up to be a Muslim

He changed his name to Kareem Wheat

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