The Best 30 Buccaneers Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Buccaneers jokes. There are some buccaneers eyepatch jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these buccaneers raider puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Buccaneers Jokes and Puns

A Halloween joke for you.

Little Johnny is out trick or treating on Halloween dressed as a pirate. He walked up to a house and said "trick or treat". The little old lady just gushed over his costume. She says to Johnny, "What a cute costume, but let me ask you....Where are your buccaneers?" Little Johnny says back, "They're under my buckin hat lady."

On Halloween, a little boy dressed as a pirate.

He went up to a house and rang the doorbell. A man answered and said, "Well I'll be, a pirate! But where are your buccaneers?
The little boy replied, "Under my buckin' hat."

More NFL news


The NFL announced today that for financial reasons they had to eliminate one team from the league.

They've decided to combine the Green Bay Packers and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers and form one team, causing many layoffs but saving millions of dollars in costs.

They will be known as the TAMPACKS.

Unfortunately, they're only good for one period and have no second string.

Buccaneers joke, More NFL news

A pirate captain says to his first mate...

Where are my buccaneers?

Aye Cap'n, they're the sides of your buccan' head!

Why can't pirates wear sunglasses?

Because they have no buccaneers!

Happy speak like a pirate day!

I went to a fancy dress party dressed as a Pirate, the host said where are your buccaneers? I replied.

Under my buckinghat.

A pirate's walking down the beach....

...when he comes across a little girl. The litter girl says, "Hey Pirate! Where's your buccaneers??" The pirate responds, "tucked inside my buck'n hat!!"

Buccaneers joke, A pirate's walking down the beach....

Little Johnny goes trick-or-treating...

Little Johnny goes trick-or-treating dressed as a pirate. He rings the doorbell of the first house and an old lady answers the door, bowl of candy in hand.

She takes one look at him and exclaims, "Oh, such a handsome pirate. And where are your Buccaneers?"

Little Johnny looks up at her and replies, "Under my Buckin' hat!"

Little Johnny goes trick-or-treating by himself dressed as a pirate...

One of the many houses he visits, was an elderly lady in town. He rings the door bell and the lady opens the door.

Johnny: Trick or treat!

Lady: Ohhhh your a cute little pirate! But, where's your buccaneers?

Johnny: *Sighs and points to his ears* They're right here! Where's your buccaneyes?

With all the recent name controversies, Tampa Bay Buccaneers will be renamed the Tampa Bay Tampons.

They are not the best team, but they are up there.

Where does a pirate captain keep his buccaneers?

On the sides of his buckin' head!

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Where does the Pirate keep his buccaneers?

Under his buccan-hat.

Little Timmy came to school dressed as a pirate...

Little Timmy came to school dressed as a pirate, when the teacher noticed this she asked him, Timmy, you're a pirate? Where do you keep your buccaneers? Timmy promptly replied, I keep them in my buccan-hat!

Yet *another* pirate joke

A young boy dressed as a pirate for Halloween and was happily trick-or-treating when he came upon this one house. He rang the bell and an older woman opened the door.

"Oh my," she said. "What a fearsome pirate. But tell me, please, where are your buccaneers?"

The little boy sighed and said, "Under my buccin' hat, lady. Where are your buccin' eyes?"

How do you hold a pirate rabbit?

With its buccaneers!

Source: Dad.

A cute little boy dresses up as a pirate and goes trick or treating....

He goes to the door and rings the bell. A sweet old lady opens the door and says, "Oh, what a handsome pirate you are! But where are your buccaneers?"

The cute little boy replies, "Under my buccan hat!"

Buccaneers joke, A cute little boy dresses up as a pirate and goes trick or treating....

A young boy dresses up as a pirate for Halloween...

At one house an old lady opens the door and says, "What a wonderful pirate costume! But where are your buccaneers?" The boy looks at her, confused, and says, "My buckin' ears are under my buckin' hat!"

A child is trick or treating...

A child is trick or treating on Halloween all alone. He goes up to a house and a nice man asks him where his buccaneers are. The child says " on the sides of by buccanhead!"

What did the kid ask the Pirate?

Kid asks, "Where are your buccaneers?" Pirate replies, "They're under my Buccan Hat!"

I saw a pirate walking down the street the other day

I said to him

"that's an awesome outfit, but where are your buccaneers?"

He replied

"They're under my buckin hat!"

A little girl knocks on my door and said Brick or Breat. I said what are you dressed up as? She said a Birate.

A birate you mean a pirate She said ya a birate. I asked if you are a pirate were are your buccaneers you know your band of cut throat's and theaves, were are your buccaneers? she said under my bucking hat give me the bucking candy

"Hey little pirate, where are your buccaneers?"

"Underneath my buckin hat!"

If the shortened nickname for the Buccaneers is the Bucs, the Jaguars are the Jags, and the Patriots are the Pats...

Then what do we call the Titans?

Why should you never shout at a pirate?

Because it hurts their buccaneers.

(Sorry it's lame, I just made it up)

A man asks a boy dressed as a pirate, "where are your buccaneers?"

Sobbing, the boy reports that they are "on the sides of his bucking head".

What do buccaneers let off on bonfire night?


Why don't fantasy football players use the Buccaneers QB?

Because I'm already Winston.

Where does a Foul-Mouthed Pirate wear his best Jewelry?

On his Buccaneers

did you hear about the buccaneers who stole conjunction?

They're a bunch of but pirates

What do the Jets, the Buccaneers, and the Jaguars have in common?

At least they're not the Raiders.

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