Buccaneer Jokes
38 buccaneer jokes and hilarious buccaneer puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about buccaneer that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
This article contains buccaneer jokes that will make you laugh. If you are looking for a good laugh, then this is the article for you.
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Funniest Buccaneer Short Jokes
Short buccaneer jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The buccaneer humour may include short pirate jokes also.
- Why was it only $2 for the pirate to get both his ear pierced? He got the buccaneer special
- "I say Long John Silver, I really like your earrings, how much were they?" "2 dollars"
"They're not bad at all for a buccaneer". - A pirate captain says to his first mate... Where are my buccaneers?
Aye Cap'n, they're the sides of your buccan' head! - If the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the "Jags," and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the "Bucs," then... what does that make the tennessee Titans?
- Why can't pirates wear sunglasses? Because they have no buccaneers!
Happy speak like a pirate day! - The very first joke I ever learned as a kid. How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?
A Buccaneer.
(Wah, wah, wah, waaaaahhhhh) - I went to a fancy dress party dressed as a Pirate, the host said where are your buccaneers? I replied. Under my buckinghat.
- A pirate's walking down the beach.... ...when he comes across a little girl. The litter girl says, "Hey Pirate! Where's your buccaneers??" The pirate responds, "tucked inside my buck'n hat!!"
- I've decided to start a buisness selling hearing aids to pirates I'm going to charge a buccaneer
- Down at the farmers market and a man dress as a pirate was selling corn for 1$ It was a buccaneer
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Buccaneer One Liners
Which buccaneer one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with buccaneer? I can suggest the ones about pirate ship and sailor.
- How much did the pirate pay to have his ears pierced? A buccaneer :D
- How much does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced? A buccaneer.
- How much did the pirate pay for his piercings? A buccaneer
- How much does it cost for pirates to get their ears pierced? About a Buccaneer
- What do pirate farmers charge for their corn? A buccaneer
- Son's earring d**... up my a**...
- How much did the pirate sell his corn for? A buc-an-ear (buccaneer)
- How much does a pirate pay for corn? A Buccaneer
- What did Black Beard's Otolaryngologist charge for his services? A Buccaneer!
- I got a 'Pirate's Discount' at the piercing shop. Only a buccaneer!
- Where does a pirate captain keep his buccaneers? On the sides of his buckin' head!
- Where does the Pirate keep his buccaneers? Under his buccan-hat.
- How much did the pirate's new earrings cost him? A buccaneer
- How much does corn cost in Tampa Bay? A Buccaneer
- What do you call a pirate that sells corn for a dollar? A buccaneer
Tampa Bay Buccaneer Jokes
Here is a list of funny tampa bay buccaneer jokes and even better tampa bay buccaneer puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- With all the recent name controversies, Tampa Bay Buccaneers will be renamed the Tampa Bay Tampons. They are not the best team, but they are up there.
Uproarious Buccaneer Jokes to Have a Laugh Out Loud Good Time
What funny jokes about buccaneer you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean pirates caribbean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make buccaneer pranks.
A Halloween joke for you.
Little Johnny is out trick or treating on Halloween dressed as a pirate. He walked up to a house and said "trick or treat". The little old lady just gushed over his costume. She says to Johnny, "What a cute costume, but let me ask you....Where are your buccaneers?" Little Johnny says back, "They're under my buckin hat lady."
On Halloween, a little boy dressed as a pirate.
He went up to a house and rang the doorbell. A man answered and said, "Well I'll be, a pirate! But where are your buccaneers?
The little boy replied, "Under my buckin' hat."
The closest I have come to being a professional comedian.
At the farmers market they told me ears of corn were a dozen for $10 or a dollar each. I said "ooh so you've got pirate corn?!?!". And he gave me a quizzical look... I said "It's a buccaneer!" And he groaned and gave me a free ear of corn.
I got paid for my comedy, that means I'm a professional right??
