The Best 26 Buccaneer Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Buccaneer jokes. There are some buccaneer scurvy jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these buccaneer avast puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Buccaneer Jokes and Puns

How much did the pirate pay to have his ears pierced?

A buccaneer :D

How much does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced?

A buccaneer.

"I say Long John Silver, I really like your earrings, how much were they?"

"2 dollars"
"They're not bad at all for a buccaneer".

Buccaneer joke, "I say Long John Silver, I really like your earrings, how much were they?"

How much did the pirate pay for his piercings?

A buccaneer

What do pirate farmers charge for their corn?

A buccaneer


How much do pirates pay to get an earring?

A Buccaneer.

The very first joke I ever learned as a kid.

How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A Buccaneer.

(Wah, wah, wah, waaaaahhhhh)

Buccaneer joke, The very first joke I ever learned as a kid.

What did Black Beard's Otolaryngologist charge for his services?

A Buccaneer!

I've decided to start a buisness selling hearing aids to pirates

I'm going to charge a buccaneer

Down at the farmers market and a man dress as a pirate was selling corn for 1$

It was a buccaneer

How much do pirates pay for corn?

A buccaneer.



Nah, just kidding... they just steal it.

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How much did the pirate's new earrings cost him?

A buccaneer

What do you call a pirate that sells corn for a dollar?

A buccaneer

Say, sailor...

Say, sailor, nice earrings! How much were they?
"$2"
Not bad for a buccaneer.

What does Pirates of the Caribbean have in common with corn?

They're both about a buccaneer.

I'm writing a story about a Pirate who sells corn...

It's about a buccaneer.

Buccaneer joke, I'm writing a story about a Pirate who sells corn...

How much does a pirate sell his corn for?

A buccaneer

So a pirate wants to get his ears pierced...

He goes to the mall where he finds an ear piercing kiosk and asks the girl how much it would cost. The girl turns and says, "Oh hi! It's a buccaneer!"

Bought some corn from a roadside pirate.

It was a buccaneer.


There's always a queue for piercings at Pirate Bill's tattoo parlour. Great value.

He's a buccaneer

Why did the hearing aid salesman quit his job for a life of piracy?

Because he only ever made a good Buccaneer

Did you hear about the pirate captain selling cheap corn?

It was a buccaneer.

What does a pirate, who sells corn, charge for his product?

A buccaneer

What do buccaneers let off on bonfire night?

Piratechnics...

How much does pirate corn cost?

A buccaneer.

I'll see myself out...

How much do pirates charge for corn?

A Buccaneer

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the buccaneer seafaring jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working buccaneer piracy piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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