Bubbles Jokes
116 bubbles jokes and hilarious bubbles puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about bubbles that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Laugh a little with these hilarious jokes about blowing bubbles! Featuring puns and one-liners about ducky and mallard, they'll have you giggling until you get the dirtiest!
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Funniest Bubbles Short Jokes
Short bubbles jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The bubbles humour may include short bubblegum jokes also.
- "Where do you want this big roll of bubble wrap?" I asked my boss. "Just pop it in the corner," he said.
It took me three hours. - There really should be a subgenre of hip-hop called Bubble Rap It would probably sound a lot like pop.
- Johny took a bath with bubbles. Now let me tell you a dirty joke. Bubbles is his neighbor.
- Remember when you were young and you used to blow bubbles? Well I heard he's out of prison and he's been looking for you...
- Do you remember when you were a kid and you'd just sit a blow bubbles all afternoon? Well, Bubbles is back in town and wondering how you're doing these days...
- A bubble floats into a bar . . . The bartender asks, "What do you want?"
The bubble says, "Pop." - Remember when you were a kid and used to blow bubbles? He was askin' about you the other day.
- I'm very good to my wife, everyday I'll run the hot water and put the bubbles in for her ...just to make doing the dishes that bit easier.
- For years I've stuck with coke but recently tried switching to pepsi. But the bubbles really burn my nose.
- What do you call a scientist who splits atoms to create bubbly beverages? A nuclear fizzicist.
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Bubbles One Liners
Which bubbles one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with bubbles? I can suggest the ones about bubble gum and buns.
- I like my oreos like I like my people... ...held under the surface till the bubbles stop.
- How does carbon dioxide make soda so bubbly? By obeying the laws of fizz-ics.
- What do you call james bond in the bathtub? Bubble-0-7
- When I was a kid I used to blow bubbles. I miss that clown.
- Ever blow bubbles as a kid? He's back in town and wants you to give him a call.
- If your sparkling water loses it's bubbles, that's ok... It's still water.
- What kind of gum do astronauts chew? Hubble Bubble
- A fight broke out at the bubble-making contest. It came to blows.
- How do you spell bubble? B.I.T.C.O.I.N.
- I tried snorting coke for the first time I didn't like it, the bubbles tickled
- Jimmy was blowing bubbles in the bathtub... then Bubbles got up and left.
- Does anyone like to blow bubbles? He always asks me and I keep saying no.
- What kind of scientist put bubbles in lemonade? A FIZZicist
- My friend just launched the second hubble into space... A hubble bubble.
- If the Alibaba IPO crashes... Dibs on the term "Ali-bubble"
Blowing Bubbles Jokes
Here is a list of funny blowing bubbles jokes and even better blowing bubbles puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Did you blow Bubbles when you were a child? Because I saw Bubbles today and he wanted your number.
- Remember when you were younger and you'd blow Bubbles? I talked to him at the circus and he said to call him.
- Do you remember blowing bubbles when you were a kid? He's back in town and wants your number.
- Did you ever blow Bubbles as a kid? Because Bubbles is back in town and he wants your number..
- When I was a kid, I used to blow bubbles all the time. But I just heard he's been released from prison and has been asking around for me...
- Did you ever blow bubbles as a kid? Well he's back in town and he wants your number.
*credit goes to The Amazing Jonathan* - My dad asked if I remembered blowing bubbles as a child He then informed me Bubbles is out of prison and wants to visit me
- Michael Jackson was charged once with public indecency He was caught blowing Bubbles in the park
- Michael Jackson was just so innocent and childlike... After a show he'd go home and just blow bubbles...
- Did you ever blow bubbles when you were a kid? Well I hear he's back in town.
Source: The Amazing Jeffery
Air Bubbles Jokes
Here is a list of funny air bubbles jokes and even better air bubbles puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What do you call five blondes in a pool? Air bubbles.
Cheerful Fun Bubbles Jokes to Brighten Your Day with Humor and Joy
What funny jokes about bubbles you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean poof jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make bubbles pranks.
" I love to pamper my wife "
I love to pamper my wife after she's had a stressful day at work.
I get her to text me when she's leaving so I can get the hot water running, swirl around the foam and bubbles and time everything perfectly so that, the moment she walks through the door, the dishes are piled up and waiting for her
3 Men walk into a bar.
They all walk into the bathroom. 1 guy comes out and the bartender ask "What where you guys doing in the bathroom?" The man said "blowin bubbles." The bartender just shrugs. The second man comes out and the bartender ask "What are you and your friends doing in the bathroom?" The man said "Blowin bubbles!" the bartender wondered but also shrugged it off. The third man walks out and the bartender says "Let me guess, your blowin bubbles?" The man hesitated and then said "No sir, I am bubbles."
Bubbles
So two Ducks are go to Court, and the Judge says to the first Duck "Why are you here today?" and the first Duck replies "I was blowing Bubbles in the park." then the Judge says to the second Duck "Alright, and why are you here today?" and the second Duck says "I'm Bubbles."
The Duck Priest
There once was a pond that many ducks called home, and near that pond was a small catholic church. Inside of that church was a duck priest and a small confessional with rarely any visitors
One day, the duck priest was sitting around and a duck walked in and came to the confessional. The duck said to the priest "father, I have sinned." The priest responded, "Ok my son, what is your name and what do you need to confess?" The duck responded "My name is Duck and I blew bubbles in the pond." The priest then responded "Ok Duck, you've been forgiven but you know the rules, there's no blowing bubbles in the pond and you're banned from the pond for the week."
Duck agreed and walked out, feeling better. Later that same day, a second duck walked into the Church and again approached the confessional, saying he had sinned. Again the father asked " What is your name and what do you need to confess?" The second duck responded "My name is Duck Duck and I blew bubbles in the pond." Again, the priest responded that Duck Duck had been forgiven, but was banned from the pond for the week.
Duck Duck left feeling much better. Finally, right before the priest was going to go to bed, a third duck came in and approached the confessional. Because this was a busy day, the priest merely said "Let me guess, your name is Duck Duck Duck and you blew bubbles in the pond?"
The third duck looked down at his feet and muttered "No, I'm Bubbles."
So there are three frogs in court...
The judge turns to the first and says: "What is your name and what did you do to end up here?"
He replies: "My name is Frog, and I was blowing bubbles in the park."
The judge gives him a confused look and turns to the second frog and says:
"What is your name and what did you do to end up here?"
He replies: "My name, your honour is Frog-Frog and I too, was blowing bubbles in the park.
The judge looks annoyed, and turns to the third frog and says: "We've heard some un-original names today, leg me guess, your name is Frog-Frog-Frog isn't it?"
The frog replies: "No sir, my name is Bubbles"
Quack Quack Quack
Three ducks are in court.
The first duck goes up to the judge.
The judge asks, "What's your name"?
The first duck replies, "Quack"
The judge asks, " What did you do, Quack"?
Quack says, "I got caught blowing bubbles at the pond".
The judge sentences Quack to 3 months in jail.
The second duck comes up to the judge and the judge asks him his name.
The second duck says, "Quack Quack".
The judge asked, "What did you do, Quack Quack"?
Quack Quack replied, "I got caught blowing bubbles at the pond too".
The judge sentenced Quack Quack to 3 months.
The third duck goes up to the judge and judge says, "Let me guess, your name is Quack Quack Quack"
The third duck replies, "No, my name is Bubbles".
The Incredible Golf Ball...:
Two Golfers were approaching the first tee. The first guy goes into his golf bag to get a ball and says to his friend, "Hey, why don't you try this ball." He draws a green golf ball out of his bag. "You can't lose it." His friend replies, "What do you mean you can't lose it?!!" The first man replies, "I'm serious, you can't lose it. If you hit it into the woods, it makes a beeping sound, if you hit it into the water it produces bubbles, and if you hit it on the fairway, smoke comes up in order for you to find it." Obviously, his friend doesn't believe him, but he shows him all the possibilities until he is convinced. The friend says, "Wow! That's incredible! Where did you get that ball?" The man replies, "I found it." (Think about it ... it'll come to you :)
A prison guard asked three prisoners how they got in jail...
The first prisoner replies, "I was blowing bubbles in the park."
The second replies "I was also blowing bubbles in the park."
When the guard gets to the third prisoner he says "let me guess, you were blowing bubbles in the park."
Then the third prisoner replies "no, im bubbles."
Three ducks in a pond
There were three ducks in the pond that all got arrested. On their day in court the first duck approaches the bench.
The judge askes: "what were you doing in the public pond?"
Duck 1: "I was only blowing bubbles"
Judge: "Well you can't do that so I will give you 3 days in jail and $50 fine."
Duck 2 approaches the bench...
Judge: "Why did you get arrested in the public pond?"
Duck 2: "I too was blowing bubbles in the pond your honor."
Judge: "Well I'm sorry but your going to get the same 3 days in jail and $50 fine."
The third and last duck approaches the bench and judge asks.. "I suppose you were blowing bubbles in the pond as well?" The duck replies.. "No sir I am Bubbles"
Blowing bubbles
Three people get arrested and are taken into holding for questioning. The officer talks to the first girl, asking, "What's your name?" She says, "Yo." The officer asks, "What are you in for?" She responds with, "Blowing bubbles." The officer takes her picture and lets her go. He asks the second girl, "What's your name?" She responds with, "Yo Yo." The officer asks, "What are you in for?" She responds with, "Blowing bubbles." The officer takes her picture and lets her go. He talks to the guy and says, "Let me guess, your name is Yo Yo Yo." The guy replies with, "No, it's Bubbles."
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How do you call s**... that has air bubbles in it?
Bubblecum
Three ducks...
...were caught trespassing on someone else's property and got arrested. In the court hearing the judge asked why they were trespassing. The first duck said they did it because they were getting late and it was a short cut to get home. The judge then asked why they were so late. The first duck replied "I lost track of time blowing bubbles on the beach". The judge says alright and asks the second duck why he was late. The second duck said "I was also blowing bubbles on the beach." The judge turns to the third duck and says "Let me guess, you were also blowing bubbles?" The third duck replied "No, I am bubbles."
A motorist stopped at a country ford and asked an Irishman sitting nearby how deep the water was. "A couple of inches." replied the Irishman. So the motorist drove into the ford and his car promptly disappeared beneath the surface in a cauldron of bubbles.
"That's odd" thought the Irishman. "The water only goes halfway up on them ducks."
Remember when you used to blow bubbles as a kid?
Well, he gets out of jail next month.
3 Ducks Go to Court
The first duck walks up to the judge and the judge says, "What is your name and what did you do?"
The duck replies, "I am Duck QUACK and I got caught blowing bubbles in the pond."
The Judge sentences the duck to two years and calls the next case.
The second duck walks up to the judge and the judge says, "What is your name and what did you do?"
The duck replies, "I am Duck QUACK QUACK and I got caught blowing bubbles in the pond too."
The judge says, "Same as the first, two years" and calls the next case.
The third duck walks up to the judge and the judge says, "Don't tell me you're Duck QUACK QUACK QUACK?" and the duck replies, "No, I'm bubbles."
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I remember blowing bubbles as a kid....
I really hated that clown
Three men are standing before a judge.
The judge asks the first man why he was arrested. " I blew bubbles in the park.", the man said.
"That is not a crime. You are free to go.", the judge replies. He then asks the second man why he was arrested.
"I also blew bubbles in the park.", he said. The judge said that he didn't break the law and was free to go. The judge then ask the third man why he was arrested.
"I'm Bubbles."
Man walks into a bar
Bartender get's his drink and asks the man, "how's your day been?"
"Oh fine, I blew bubbles." said the man.
"I used to do that," said the bartender.
"I know", said the man, "and Bubbles apparently liked it. He was asking about you."
So three ducks have to go to court
First duck walks in. Judge asks "What's your name?" The duck replies "Quack, sir." So the judge continues "OK, what'd you do?" And the duck responds "I was blowing bubbles in the pond." "50 dollar fine, you may go."
Next duck walks in. "OK, what's your name?" "Quack Quack sir." "OK, and what'd you do?" The duck also responds "I was blowing bubbles in the pond." "50 dollar fine, same as the last one. You may go."
Last duck walks in. The judge peers over his glasses as him, and says "Don't tell me. Your name is Quack Quack Quack." And the duck replies "No. I'm Bubbles."
Why does pop have bubbles?
Because it doesn't want to be called *flat.*
How I display my dominance
I like to sit and eat goldfish in front of Mr. Bubbles to show him who's boss.
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So two whales are swimming along...
... when they spot a whaling ship. The first whale, in shock, says, "Hey! That's that ship that attacked our pod last year. We should sink it. We'll dive deep under the boat and blow bubbles up. The bubbles will capsize the boat and they'll sink!"
The second whale agrees and they begin their attack on the unsuspecting boat. The two whales take enormous breaths and dive deep under the boat. They blow all the air out their blowholes and the bubbles race toward the surface. When the two whales come up they see the boat is capsized and sinking and several sailors are in the water.
"Oh man!" says the first whale. "We got 'em. Look, they're all swimming in the water. Now we can eat them!"
The second whale, taken aback, then says, "Sorry man, I'll help with the b**..., but I won't s**... s**...."
remember blowing bubbles as a kid?
good. you should call him, he misses you.
So three ducks go to court...
The first duck goes up to the platform and the judge says, "Okay why are you here and tell me your name." The duck says, "My name is Quack and I was found blowing bubbles in the pond." The judge says, "Okay you're sentenced to six months."
A second duck walks up to the stand and the judge says, "Tell me your name and why you are here." The duck says, "My name is Quack Quack and I was caught blowing bubbles in the pond too." The judge says, "Alright you're sentenced to six months too just like the other guy."
The third duck walks up to the stand and the judge says, "Don't tell me your name is Quack Quack Quack." The duck goes, "No your honor, I'm Bubbles."
The boy blew bubbles in the bath
Bubbles was a man
I took a bath with bubbles..
Bubbles is the girl next door.
How does Michael Jackson relax?
He likes to blow bubbles.
You remember when you were a kid, you had tons of fun blowing bubbles in the bathtub?
I saw Bubbles the other day, he told me to say "Hi!".
My farts are so strong.....
I can make bubbles in the shower!
3 men are arrested at a public pool, and go to court
The first man steps up to the defendant's stand, and the judge says to him: "State your name and crime."
So the first man says: "my name is Billy your honour, and I was just blowing bubbles in the pool."
So the judge says "well Billy, that is a bit weird, but perfectly legal. You're free to go."
So Billy leaves the courtroom, and the next man is called up
"My name is Bobby your honour, and I was also just blowing bubbles in the pool."
So the judge replies, "well Bobby, as I said to Billy. That is a bit strange at your age, but again, perfectly legal. You are free to go."
So Bobby leaves the courtroom, and the third man steps up.
"Your honour, my name is Bubbles--"
What do you call a bottle of seltzer that lost all its bubbles?
Water...
Do you remember blowing bubbles in the bathtub as a kid?
Saw him the other day, told me to say hello!
Three ducks were arrested one night for being in the lake after hours.
In court the judge asked the first duck why he was in the lake after hours. The duck said," I was blowing bubbles." The judge fined him and let him go.
The second duck came in and the judge asked him what he was doing after hours. The duck said, "I was blowing bubbles." Annoyed the judge fined him and let him go.
The last duck came in and the judge asked why he was in the lake after hours. Before he could respond the judge said, "Let me guess, you were there blowing bubbles?"
The duck smiled and said, "No sir, My name is bubbles."
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Mama whale and Papa whale ...
... swim and look upon sailors coming towards them. The sailors are on small boats and have their spear in hand.
Papa whale says to mama whale:
-"They're hunting us, we should make bubbles and tip them over."
The mama whale agrees. They dive underneath the ships and blow so many bubbles that the ships capsize and the sailors fall into the water, but they still have their spears in their hands. Papa whale is still weary.
He says to mama whale:
-"We should eat them".
Mama whale says:
-"Listen, I agreed to the b**..., but I'm not swallowing s**...."
Want to hear a dirty joke?
Sam played in the mud.
Want to hear a clean joke?
Sam took a bath with Bubbles.
Want to hear another dirty joke?
Bubbles is the girl next door.
Enjoy this middle school level joke I suddenly remembered for some reason.
I know how you liked to blow bubbles as a kid.
He says hi.
I fed my ex-girlfriends dog Scrubbing Bubbles...
They did the work so I didn't have to.
Lobsters scream when they are being boiled.
I looked it up and thank goodness it's not true. It's actually the sound of tiny bubbles exploding through their skin.
Blowing Bubbles
A teacher asked two of her students a girl, and a boy, what they did during recess.
Girl: I was blowing Bubbles!
Boy: I was blowing Bubbles too!
The teacher then noticed another boy walking into her class from recess she did not recognize. She asked, "You must be new, What's your name?"
The boy replied with a smile: My name is Bubbles!
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Did you know it was i**... to blow bubbles at Michael Jackson's house?
Not even if he blows you first.
Have you ever blown Bubbles when you were younger?
Well he's back in town and had asked about you!
Dirty Joke: I like to take a bath and blow Bubbles
Bubbles is my Grandpa. He died in the bathtub 6 weeks ago but is still hard as a rock.
Michael Jackson loved kids...
But nothing beats blowing bubbles
Why is the real estate market in Gungan City so bad?
The housing bubbles burst
Three ducks got arrested and had to go to court
The first duck gets up on the stand, the judge says "Tell me your name and what you did wrong." The first duck says "my name is Quack, and I got busted for blowing bubbles in the pond." Judge says "Ok, you go to jail for 3 days."
The second duck gets on the stand and the judge asks the same thing. The duck says "My name is Quack Quack, and I got caught blowing bubbles in the pond." The judge sends him to jail for 3 days.
The third duck gets up on the stand and the judge says "Let me guess, your name is Quack Quack Quack?" The duck says "Nah, I'm Bubbles."
3 ducks were arrested for blowing bubbles at the pond
So the judge asks to see the first duck and he says 'my name is ducky and I was arrested at the pond for blowing bubbles'. The judge asks to see the second duck and he says 'my name is ducky and I was arrested at the pond for blowing bubbles'. The judge then asks to see the third duck and he says 'my name is' and the judge cuts him off and says 'I know I know your name is ducky and were arrested at the pond for blowing bubbles'. The duck says 'no, I'm bubbles'.
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What's the graffiti on the side of the c**... vending machine say?
"Worst bubblegum I've ever tasted, but oh what bubbles!"
Three ducks got arrested and went to court
The first duck gets up on the stand, the judge says "Tell me your name and what you did wrong." The first duck says "my name is Quack and I got busted for blowing bubbles in the pond." Judge says "Ok, you go to jail for 3 days."
The second duck gets on the stand and the judge says the same thing. The duck says "My name is Quack Quack and I got caught for blowing bubbles in the pond." Judge sends him to jail for 3 days
The third duck gets up on the stand and the judge says "Let me guess your name is Quack Quack Quack?" The duck says
"Nah, im Bubbles."
Bubbles
At a bar 3 men go into the bathroom.
After about 10 minutes one comes out. Just to make sure nothing was wrong the bartender asks, "What were you doing in there?"
The man replies, "Blowing bubbles."
Then, another 10 minutes later another guy comes out. Once again the bartender asks, "What we're you doing in there?"
The man replies, "Blowing bubbles."
Then, the last guy comes out. The bartender asks, "What we're you doing, let me guess, blowing bubbles?"
The man, confused, says, "I am Bubbles."
Three Ducks are in Court
They are about to take to the stand against Judge Swan.
The first duck steps up.
What is your name and why are you here? , said Judge Swan
My name is Quack and I'm here for blowing bubbles in the pond
Judge Swan waves her hand, signaling for the next duck.
The second duck steps up.
What is your name and why are you here? , said Judge Swan
My name is Quack Quack and I'm here for blowing bubbles in the pond
Judge Swan waves her hand, signaling for the last duck.
The last duck steps up.
Lemme guess, is your name Quack Quack Quack? asked Judge Swan.
No, my name is Bubbles
3 Ducks Sitting at a Courthouse
The Judge calls up the first duck
Judge: "state your name and your offense."
Duck 1: "My name is Quack and I blew bubbles at the pond."
Judge: "okay 1 week community service and off you go."
Judge calls up the second duck
Judge: "State your name and your offense."
Duck 2: "My name is Quack Quack and I blew bubbles at the pond."
Judge: "okay, same sentence. Now, off you go."
Judge calls up the third duck
Judge: "Dont tell me your name is Quack Quack Quack and you blew bubbles at the pond too"
Duck 3: "Nope! My name is Bubbles."
Dirty joke, clean joke, adult joke
Timmy played in the mud. That's the dirty part.
So Timmy took a bath with bubbles. That's the clean part.
Bubbles is the girl next door.
Three clowns walk into a bar....
They walk in and order a drink. After a while they all head into the bathroom around the same time. 10-15 minutes pass by and the first clown walks out of the bathroom. The bartender says What where you doing in there? The clown goes I was blowing bubbles . Another 10-15 minutes go by and another clown walks out of the bathroom. Again the bartender asks What where you doing in there? The clown goes: I was blowing bubbles . After about 5 minutes, the third clown walks out of the bathroom. The bartender goes Let me guess, you where blowing bubbles too?
The clown goes No, I'm Bubbles .
Do you want to hear a clean joke?
Dave took a bath with bubbles
Do you want to hear a dirty joke?
Bubbles is his neighbour
Do you want to hear an even dirtier joke?
Bubbles is his sister
I'm so tough...
My rice bubbles don't go snap, crackle, pop , they go sssh, he's coming!
3 frogs get arrested
The first frog goes in and the judge asks him, "What's your name?" "Frog," he replies. "What did you do?" "I was just blowing bubbles in the pond, your honor." With that, the judge lets him go.
The second frog goes in. "What's your name?" asks the judge. "Frog Frog." "What were you doing?" "I was just blowing bubbles in the pond, sir." With that, the judge lets him go.
The third frog comes in. The judge says, "Let me guess, your name is Frog Frog Frog."
The frog says, "No, my name's Bubbles."
I made a virtual bubble wrap to keep you all busy during quarantine. There might be some irregular bubbles, but that is normal.
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3 ducks are in a courtroom
The judge calls up the first duck and says state your name and what you did and the first duck says my name is Quack and I blew bubbles in the pond the judge says Okay Quack 6 months in jail judge calls up the second duck and says the same thing. Second duck says my name is Quack Quack and I also blew bubbles in the pond Judge says 6 months for you too Third duck walks up and the judge says let me guess your name is Quack Quack Quack? No says the third duck. My name is Bubbles
Four Squirtles were in court for fighting in the park.
Judge: \*to first Squirtle\* What's your name?
First Squirtle: Squirtle
Judge: and what were you doing?
Squirtle: I was just blowing bubbles.
Judge: okay, that's cool.
\*to second Squirtle\* What's your name?
Second Squirtle: Squirt Squirtle
Judge: and what were you doing?
Squirt Squirtle: I was just blowing bubbles.
Judge: okay, that's cool
\*to third Squirtle\* What's your name?
Third Squirtle: Squirt Squirt Squirtle
Judge: and what were you doing?
Squirt Squirt Squirtle: I was just blowing bubbles.
Judge: okay, that's cool
\*to fourth Squirtle\* Let me guess, your name is Squirt Squirt Squirt Squirtle
Fourth Squirtle: No, it's Bubbles
