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127 bubbles jokes and hilarious bubbles puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about bubbles that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Laugh a little with these hilarious jokes about blowing bubbles! Featuring puns and one-liners about ducky and mallard, they'll have you giggling until you get the dirtiest!

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Best Short Bubbles Jokes

Short bubbles puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The bubbles humour may include short bubblegum jokes also.

  1. "Where do you want this big roll of bubble wrap?" I asked my boss. "Just pop it in the corner," he said.
    It took me three hours.
  2. What's the difference between a girl that's praying and a girl that's having a bubble bath? One has hope in her soul,
    The other has soap in her hole.
  3. There really should be a subgenre of hip-hop called Bubble Rap It would probably sound a lot like pop.
  4. Johny took a bath with bubbles. Now let me tell you a dirty joke. Bubbles is his neighbor.
  5. Remember when you were young and you used to blow bubbles? Well I heard he's out of prison and he's been looking for you...
  6. Do you remember when you were a kid and you'd just sit a blow bubbles all afternoon? Well, Bubbles is back in town and wondering how you're doing these days...
  7. A bubble floats into a bar . . . The bartender asks, "What do you want?"
    The bubble says, "Pop."
  8. Remember when you were a kid and used to blow bubbles? He was askin' about you the other day.
  9. I'm very good to my wife, everyday I'll run the hot water and put the bubbles in for her ...just to make doing the dishes that bit easier.
  10. For years I've stuck with coke but recently tried switching to pepsi. But the bubbles really burn my nose.
Bubbles joke, For years I've stuck with coke but recently tried switching to pepsi.


Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about bubbles can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of bubbles puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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Bubbles One Liners

Which bubbles one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with bubbles? I can suggest the ones about puffs and bubble gum.

  1. I like my oreos like I like my people... ...held under the surface till the bubbles stop.
  2. How does carbon dioxide make soda so bubbly? By obeying the laws of fizz-ics.
  3. What do you call james bond in the bathtub? Bubble-0-7
  4. When I was a kid I used to blow bubbles. I miss that clown.
  5. What do you call James Bond taking a bath? Bubble 0-7
  6. What's pink and hard when it goes in, and soft and wet when it comes out? Bubble gum.
  7. What do you call James Bond having a bath? Bubble 07
  8. Ever blow bubbles as a kid? He's back in town and wants you to give him a call.
  9. Did you ever blow bubbles when you were a kid? He's back in town and wants your number.
  10. If your sparkling water loses it's bubbles, that's ok... It's still water.
  11. What kind of gum do astronauts chew? Hubble Bubble
  12. A fight broke out at the bubble-making contest. It came to blows.
  13. How do you spell bubble? B.I.T.C.O.I.N.
  14. Why do Mexicans eat beans for dinner? So they can have bubble baths.
  15. What do you call James Bond when they're taking a bath? Bubble-07

Blowing Bubbles Jokes

Here is a list of funny blowing bubbles jokes and even better blowing bubbles puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Did you blow Bubbles when you were a child? Because I saw Bubbles today and he wanted your number.
  • Do you remember when you used to blow bubbles as a kid? Ran into Bubbles the other day, he said you always were the best.
  • Did you used to blow bubbles when you were younger? Well, he's back in town lookin' for ya!
  • Remember when you were younger and you'd blow Bubbles? I talked to him at the circus and he said to call him.
  • Do you remember blowing bubbles when you were a kid? He's back in town and wants your number.
  • Blowing Bubbles Person 1: Did you ever blow Bubbles as a kid?

    Person 2: Yes, why?
    Person 1: Well, I saw Bubbles yesterday, and he told me to say hi.
  • Do you remember when you used to blow bubbles? Well he's back in town and said he misses you.
  • Did you blow bubbles as a kid? Well, just so you know, he is back in town for the weekend and was asking for your number.
  • Did you ever blow Bubbles as a kid? Because Bubbles is back in town and he wants your number..
  • Remember when you used to blow bubbles as a kid? I ran into him the other day, he wanted me to tell you hello...

Air Bubbles Jokes

Here is a list of funny air bubbles jokes and even better air bubbles puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What do you call five blondes in a pool? Air bubbles.
  • How do you call s**... that has air bubbles in it? Bubblecum
Bubbles joke, How do you call s**... that has air bubbles in it?

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Cheerful Fun Bubbles Jokes to Brighten Your Day with Humor and Joy

What funny jokes about bubbles you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean bounces jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make bubbles prank.

" I love to pamper my wife "

I love to pamper my wife after she's had a stressful day at work.
I get her to text me when she's leaving so I can get the hot water running, swirl around the foam and bubbles and time everything perfectly so that, the moment she walks through the door, the dishes are piled up and waiting for her

Bubbles

So two Ducks are go to Court, and the Judge says to the first Duck "Why are you here today?" and the first Duck replies "I was blowing Bubbles in the park." then the Judge says to the second Duck "Alright, and why are you here today?" and the second Duck says "I'm Bubbles."

A prison guard asked three prisoners how they got in jail...

The first prisoner replies, "I was blowing bubbles in the park."
The second replies "I was also blowing bubbles in the park."
When the guard gets to the third prisoner he says "let me guess, you were blowing bubbles in the park."
Then the third prisoner replies "no, im bubbles."

Did you blow bubbles as a kid?

Well I heard he's back in town

Three ducks in a pond

There were three ducks in the pond that all got arrested. On their day in court the first duck approaches the bench.
The judge askes: "what were you doing in the public pond?"
Duck 1: "I was only blowing bubbles"
Judge: "Well you can't do that so I will give you 3 days in jail and $50 fine."
Duck 2 approaches the bench...
Judge: "Why did you get arrested in the public pond?"
Duck 2: "I too was blowing bubbles in the pond your honor."
Judge: "Well I'm sorry but your going to get the same 3 days in jail and $50 fine."
The third and last duck approaches the bench and judge asks.. "I suppose you were blowing bubbles in the pond as well?" The duck replies.. "No sir I am Bubbles"

Did you ever blow bubbles when you were a kid?

Well I hear he's back in town.
Source: The Amazing Jeffery

Blowing bubbles

Three people get arrested and are taken into holding for questioning. The officer talks to the first girl, asking, "What's your name?" She says, "Yo." The officer asks, "What are you in for?" She responds with, "Blowing bubbles." The officer takes her picture and lets her go. He asks the second girl, "What's your name?" She responds with, "Yo Yo." The officer asks, "What are you in for?" She responds with, "Blowing bubbles." The officer takes her picture and lets her go. He talks to the guy and says, "Let me guess, your name is Yo Yo Yo." The guy replies with, "No, it's Bubbles."

Three ducks...

...were caught trespassing on someone else's property and got arrested. In the court hearing the judge asked why they were trespassing. The first duck said they did it because they were getting late and it was a short cut to get home. The judge then asked why they were so late. The first duck replied "I lost track of time blowing bubbles on the beach". The judge says alright and asks the second duck why he was late. The second duck said "I was also blowing bubbles on the beach." The judge turns to the third duck and says "Let me guess, you were also blowing bubbles?" The third duck replied "No, I am bubbles."

A motorist stopped at a country ford and asked an Irishman sitting nearby how deep the water was. "A couple of inches." replied the Irishman. So the motorist drove into the ford and his car promptly disappeared beneath the surface in a cauldron of bubbles.

"That's odd" thought the Irishman. "The water only goes halfway up on them ducks."

Remember when you used to blow bubbles as a kid?

Well, he gets out of jail next month.

Remember when you were a kid and you used to blow bubbles?

He said hi...

Jimmy was blowing bubbles in the bathtub...

then Bubbles got up and left.

Did you ever blow bubbles as a kid?

Well he's back in town and he wants your number.
*credit goes to The Amazing Jonathan*

I remember blowing bubbles as a kid....

I really hated that clown

Three men are standing before a judge.

The judge asks the first man why he was arrested. " I blew bubbles in the park.", the man said.
"That is not a crime. You are free to go.", the judge replies. He then asks the second man why he was arrested.
"I also blew bubbles in the park.", he said. The judge said that he didn't break the law and was free to go. The judge then ask the third man why he was arrested.
"I'm Bubbles."

Man walks into a bar

Bartender get's his drink and asks the man, "how's your day been?"
"Oh fine, I blew bubbles." said the man.
"I used to do that," said the bartender.
"I know", said the man, "and Bubbles apparently liked it. He was asking about you."

Why does pop have bubbles?

Because it doesn't want to be called *flat.*

How I display my dominance

I like to sit and eat goldfish in front of Mr. Bubbles to show him who's boss.

Did you blow bubbles as a kid?

He's in town with the circus and wants you to call him.

So two whales are swimming along...

... when they spot a whaling ship. The first whale, in shock, says, "Hey! That's that ship that attacked our pod last year. We should sink it. We'll dive deep under the boat and blow bubbles up. The bubbles will capsize the boat and they'll sink!"
The second whale agrees and they begin their attack on the unsuspecting boat. The two whales take enormous breaths and dive deep under the boat. They blow all the air out their blowholes and the bubbles race toward the surface. When the two whales come up they see the boat is capsized and sinking and several sailors are in the water.
"Oh man!" says the first whale. "We got 'em. Look, they're all swimming in the water. Now we can eat them!"
The second whale, taken aback, then says, "Sorry man, I'll help with the b**..., but I won't s**... s**...."

remember blowing bubbles as a kid?

good. you should call him, he misses you.

I tried snorting coke once...

but the bubbles kept burning my nose.

Did you blow Bubbles when you were a kid?

well he is back in town, wants you to hook up.

So three ducks go to court...

The first duck goes up to the platform and the judge says, "Okay why are you here and tell me your name." The duck says, "My name is Quack and I was found blowing bubbles in the pond." The judge says, "Okay you're sentenced to six months."
A second duck walks up to the stand and the judge says, "Tell me your name and why you are here." The duck says, "My name is Quack Quack and I was caught blowing bubbles in the pond too." The judge says, "Alright you're sentenced to six months too just like the other guy."
The third duck walks up to the stand and the judge says, "Don't tell me your name is Quack Quack Quack." The duck goes, "No your honor, I'm Bubbles."

The boy blew bubbles in the bath

Bubbles was a man

I took a bath with bubbles..

Bubbles is the girl next door.

How does Michael Jackson relax?

He likes to blow bubbles.

You remember when you were a kid, you had tons of fun blowing bubbles in the bathtub?

I saw Bubbles the other day, he told me to say "Hi!".

Do you remember blowing bubbles when you were a child?

Well he is back in town and wants you to give him a call.

Michael Jackson was just so innocent and childlike...

After a show he'd go home and just blow bubbles...

My farts are so strong.....

I can make bubbles in the shower!

Did you ever blow bubbles when you were young?

I saw Bubbles yesterday, he said to say thanks!

Remember when you blew bubbles as a kid

he called to say hello.

Remember back in the day, when you used to blow bubbles?

Well, bubbles is back in town and he's looking for your number.

What do you call a bottle of seltzer that lost all its bubbles?

Water...

Do you remember blowing bubbles in the bathtub as a kid?

Saw him the other day, told me to say hello!

Three ducks were arrested one night for being in the lake after hours.

In court the judge asked the first duck why he was in the lake after hours. The duck said," I was blowing bubbles." The judge fined him and let him go.
The second duck came in and the judge asked him what he was doing after hours. The duck said, "I was blowing bubbles." Annoyed the judge fined him and let him go.
The last duck came in and the judge asked why he was in the lake after hours. Before he could respond the judge said, "Let me guess, you were there blowing bubbles?"
The duck smiled and said, "No sir, My name is bubbles."

Mama whale and Papa whale ...

... swim and look upon sailors coming towards them. The sailors are on small boats and have their spear in hand.
Papa whale says to mama whale:
-"They're hunting us, we should make bubbles and tip them over."
The mama whale agrees. They dive underneath the ships and blow so many bubbles that the ships capsize and the sailors fall into the water, but they still have their spears in their hands. Papa whale is still weary.
He says to mama whale:

-"We should eat them".
Mama whale says:
-"Listen, I agreed to the b**..., but I'm not swallowing s**...."

What's the difference between a pontiff's chin and the kitchen sink?

One's covered in soap bubbles, while the other's covered in Pope stubbles.

Want to hear a dirty joke?

Sam played in the mud.
Want to hear a clean joke?
Sam took a bath with Bubbles.
Want to hear another dirty joke?
Bubbles is the girl next door.
Enjoy this middle school level joke I suddenly remembered for some reason.

I know how you liked to blow bubbles as a kid.

He says hi.

Lobsters scream when they are being boiled.

I looked it up and thank goodness it's not true. It's actually the sound of tiny bubbles exploding through their skin.

Three guys were found trespassing in the city lake

They were put on trial and the judge called them in one by one
Judge: What were you doing in the lake after 9 pm?
Man 1: Your honor, I was blowing bubbles.
Man 1 exits, Man 2 comes in
Judge: What were you doing in the lake after 9 pm?
Man 2: Your honor, I was blowing bubbles.
Man 2 exits, Man 3 comes in
Judge: Dont tell me you were blowing bubbles too.
Man 3: No sir my name is Bubbles

Do you remember blowing bubbles as a kid?

Well he's back in town. He's been looking for you.

Blowing Bubbles

A teacher asked two of her students a girl, and a boy, what they did during recess.
Girl: I was blowing Bubbles!
Boy: I was blowing Bubbles too!
The teacher then noticed another boy walking into her class from recess she did not recognize. She asked, "You must be new, What's your name?"
The boy replied with a smile: My name is Bubbles!

Did you blow bubbles when you were a kid?

I saw him the other day. He says hi.

Did you know it was i**... to blow bubbles at Michael Jackson's house?

Not even if he blows you first.

Have you ever blown Bubbles when you were younger?

Well he's back in town and had asked about you!

Dirty Joke: I like to take a bath and blow Bubbles

Bubbles is my Grandpa. He died in the bathtub 6 weeks ago but is still hard as a rock.

Michael Jackson loved kids...

But nothing beats blowing bubbles

Remember when you were really young and you liked to blow bubbles?

Well, I saw him the other day and he wanted me to tell you hi!

Why is the real estate market in Gungan City so bad?

The housing bubbles burst

Three ducks got arrested and had to go to court

The first duck gets up on the stand, the judge says "Tell me your name and what you did wrong." The first duck says "my name is Quack, and I got busted for blowing bubbles in the pond." Judge says "Ok, you go to jail for 3 days."
The second duck gets on the stand and the judge asks the same thing. The duck says "My name is Quack Quack, and I got caught blowing bubbles in the pond." The judge sends him to jail for 3 days.
The third duck gets up on the stand and the judge says "Let me guess, your name is Quack Quack Quack?" The duck says "Nah, I'm Bubbles."

What's the graffiti on the side of the c**... vending machine say?

"Worst bubblegum I've ever tasted, but oh what bubbles!"

Michael Jackson was charged once with public indecency

He was caught blowing Bubbles in the park

Did you ever blow bubbles as a kid?

Because he says, Hi.

Hey, did you blow bubbles when you were a kid?

He told me to say "Hi".

Did you ever blow bubbles when you were a kid?

Well he's back in town and asking for you

I tried snorting coke for the first time

I didn't like it, the bubbles tickled

Dirty joke, clean joke, adult joke

Timmy played in the mud. That's the dirty part.
So Timmy took a bath with bubbles. That's the clean part.
Bubbles is the girl next door.

What kind of scientist put bubbles in lemonade?

A FIZZicist

Three clowns walk into a bar....

They walk in and order a drink. After a while they all head into the bathroom around the same time. 10-15 minutes pass by and the first clown walks out of the bathroom. The bartender says What where you doing in there? The clown goes I was blowing bubbles . Another 10-15 minutes go by and another clown walks out of the bathroom. Again the bartender asks What where you doing in there? The clown goes: I was blowing bubbles . After about 5 minutes, the third clown walks out of the bathroom. The bartender goes Let me guess, you where blowing bubbles too?
The clown goes No, I'm Bubbles .

Does anyone like to blow bubbles?

He always asks me and I keep saying no.

I love pampering my girl

I love to pamper my girl after she has had a stressful day all day at work..
So when she texts me saying shes on the way home, I get the hot water
running mix in a little soap and swirl around the bubbles and time everything
just perfectly so as soon as she walks through the door...
The dishes are all piled up and ready for her...

Bubbles joke, I love pampering my girl

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