The Best 10 Bubblegum Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Bubblegum jokes. There are some bubblegum candy jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these bubblegum pez puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Bubblegum Jokes and Puns

What is the common ground between an Ak-47 and bubblegum?

When you pull it out in class everybody wants to be your friend.

What do you call a train carrying bubblegum?

A chew-chew train.

I go in hard, I come out soft, you blow me hard, what am I?

bubblegum.

Bubblegum joke, I go in hard, I come out soft, you blow me hard, what am I?

Our official currency should become bubblegum...

That way it can be inflated and deflated at will!

What gets harder the longer it stays in your mouth?

Bubblegum


Q: What goes in hard and pink but comes out soft and mushy?

A: Bubblegum -- and you should be ashamed of yourself.

What's the graffiti on the side of the condom vending machine say?

"Worst bubblegum I've ever tasted, but oh what bubbles!"

Bubblegum joke, What's the graffiti on the side of the condom vending machine say?

What is the funniest clean but sounds dirty joke that you know?

Example:

What is pink, hard and dry when it goes in and soft and wet when it comes out?

Bubblegum

One of my friends didn't know you should chew bubblegum so I began calling him:

Chewbaka

What's the similarity between glue and bubblegum?

I don't know; I'm stuck myself.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the bubblegum booger jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working bubblegum bigly piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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