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Bubble Wrap Jokes

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The other day a girl asked me if I like b**... or thighs. I told her I prefer bubble butts and a trimmed p**... with thin lips...

So I got kicked out of KFC.

"Where do you want this big roll of bubble wrap?" I asked my boss.

"Just pop it in the corner," he said.
It took me three hours.

Bubble wrap

I work in the props department for a stage show company. Yesterday my boss asked me to fetch a 30-yard roll of bubble wrap from the store room. I brought it to her but her hands were full so she told me to just pop it in the corner. Took me an hour.

I was sacked from a packing factory.

I had a big roll of bubble wrap and I said to the foreman "Boss, what shall I do with this?" He said "Just pop it over there in the corner". Took me all b**... day.

"Daaaaaaaaaaaad, what should I do with this industrial roll of bubble wrap?"

"Just pop it in the corner please"
It took me 2 hours.

Here I made some bubble wrap

>!Iron!< >!Man !< >!dies!< >!in!< >!Infinity!< >!War!<
>!Jesus!< >!dies!< >!in!< >!the!< >!Bible!<
>!2021!< >!will!< >!be!< >!even!< >!worse!<
>!What did you expect they were marked as spoiler!<

I bought a life size 3d model of plankton from spongebob.

4days later I got an empty box full of bubble wrap. I still don't know where plankton is.

What is a fish's favorite music genre?

Bubble wrap.

I made a false deity out of bubble wrap today

I call Him Pop Idol

[Dirty] My friend asked me how to turn on bubble wrap...

I said, "You have to pop it."

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