The Best 47 Bubble Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Bubble jokes. There are some bubble bubbly jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these bubble bubble gum puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Bubble Jokes and Puns

A bubble floats into a bar . . .

The bartender asks, "What do you want?"

The bubble says, "Pop."

Bubble wrap

I work in the props department for a stage show company. Yesterday my boss asked me to fetch a 30-yard roll of bubble wrap from the store room. I brought it to her but her hands were full so she told me to just pop it in the corner. Took me an hour.

Bubbles

So two Ducks are go to Court, and the Judge says to the first Duck "Why are you here today?" and the first Duck replies "I was blowing Bubbles in the park." then the Judge says to the second Duck "Alright, and why are you here today?" and the second Duck says "I'm Bubbles."

Bubble joke, Bubbles

"Where do you want this big roll of bubble wrap?" I asked my boss.

"Just pop it in the corner," he said.

It took me three hours.

My friend just launched the second hubble into space...

A hubble bubble.


What kind of gum do astronauts chew?

Hubble Bubble

"Daaaaaaaaaaaad, what should I do with this industrial roll of bubble wrap?"

"Just pop it in the corner please"

It took me 2 hours.

Bubble joke, "Daaaaaaaaaaaad, what should I do with this industrial roll of bubble wrap?"

I made a false deity out of bubble wrap today

I call Him Pop Idol

I just bubbled in all E's on the scantron for my final exam.

I'm pretty sure my answers are all right.

What's pink and hard when it goes in, and soft and wet when it comes out?

Bubble gum.

What's the difference between a girl that's praying and a girl that's having a bubble bath?

One has hope in her soul,
The other has soap in her hole.

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I've created a new type of bubble but I don't know how to describe it.

It's indescribubble.

I just met the most poor guy on this planet

He is the most hated person in his city despite being a nice guy, his boss pays him almost no money, his best friend is a total idiot, the only girl that talks to him lives in her own bubble, and the worst:

He lives in a pineapple under the sea.....

[Dirty] My friend asked me how to turn on bubble wrap...

I said, "You have to pop it."

Did you hear about the witch who ate 10 packs of gum?

She had some double bubble toilet trouble.

Japan's economy crashed in the 90s because their housing bubble was so bad, the Imperial Palace was worth all the land in California.

I *wish* houses out here could still be that cheap!

Bubble joke, Japan's economy crashed in the 90s because their housing bubble was so bad, the Imperial Palace was

What goes in big and hard and comes out soft and soggy?

Bubble gum.

Why do Mexicans eat beans for dinner?

So they can have bubble baths.

What do you call rampant inflation in a prison's microenconomy?

A soap bubble


What was the favorite food of lenders during the housing bubble?

Subprime ribs.

What type of fuel do painters prefer?

Whatever makes the van gogh..

-id like to mention, for what its worth, that this is an original joke (as stupid as it is), which i thought of independently. I was and am proud of it. If anyone finds it somewhere else please burst my bubble.

What is a fish's favorite music genre?

Bubble wrap.

How do you spell bubble?

B.I.T.C.O.I.N.

What did the cherry tree say to Abe Lincoln?

Don't axe me!

I read that on a bubble gum wrapper.

What's the difference between a nun and a woman masturbating in a bubble bath?

Ones got a soul full of hope...

What is pink, hard when it goes in, soft when it comes out, dry when it goes in, and wet when it comes out?

Bubble gum. Got this joke from a high school science teacher, one of the weird ones.

I bought a life size 3d model of plankton from spongebob.

4days later I got an empty box full of bubble wrap. I still don't know where plankton is.

what do you say when you are inside a bubble?

wow, unbelieve-bubble

For Halloween I'm dressing up as a slutty thought bubble

A Thot

My computer decided to replace all my icons to this weird yellow bubble with headphones...

The Audacity...

The day after Thanksgiving someone wished me Happy Turkey Recovery Day

Sorry to burst your bubble, but those turkeys aren't recovering from yesterday.

Hate to burst your bubble, but..

the mixture needs more glycerin.

Working in the bubble gum industry is rough...

After awhile, they just chew you up and spit you out!

When someone offers you a bubble gum, you take it

Unless its a poisonous one, then you dont take it

What do you call a white person in bubble rap

Safe cracker

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking everybody (except me) is having a great bubble bath.

Doc: Yes, you have FOMO

A man named Joe came into my store wearing a Jimi Hendrix t-shirt. He started to leave, and I noticed he had some Dubble Bubble he hadn't paid for.

"Hey Joe, where you going with that gum in your hand?"

What do you call a third-generation bubble bath?

Grandsuds.

What did the guy at the restaurant say to the bubble gum he found stuck under the table?

I have a bad feeling about this, Chewy.

I made a virtual bubble wrap to keep you all busy during quarantine. There might be some irregular bubbles, but that is normal.

>!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!Nev!< >!er !< >!Gon!< >!na !< >!Giv!< >!ve !< >!You!< >!Up,!< >!Nev!< >!er !< >!Gon!< >!na !< >!Let!< >!You!< >!Dow,!< >!n !< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!<

Hey dad if you were a bubble, you could blow yourself.

What is pink , goes in hard and dry and comes out soft and wet ?

Bubble gum.

Here I made some bubble wrap

>!Iron!< >!Man !< >!dies!< >!in!< >!Infinity!< >!War!<

>!Jesus!< >!dies!< >!in!< >!the!< >!Bible!<

>!2021!< >!will!< >!be!< >!even!< >!worse!<

>!What did you expect they were marked as spoiler!<

Peeing in the Shower

My wife screamed at me peeing in the shower. I told her that everyone pees in the shower. She responded, "Yeah, but I'm trying to take a bubble bath."

What do you call James Bond taking a bath?

Bubble 0-7

There really should be a subgenre of hip-hop called Bubble Rap

It would probably sound a lot like pop.

I was sacked from a packing factory.

I had a big roll of bubble wrap and I said to the foreman "Boss, what shall I do with this?" He said "Just pop it over there in the corner". Took me all bloody day.

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