The Best 11 Bubble Gum Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Bubble Gum jokes. There are some bubble gum juicy fruit jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these bubble gum gels puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Bubble Gum Jokes and Puns

What's pink and hard when it goes in, and soft and wet when it comes out?

Bubble gum.

What is pink, hard when it goes in, soft when it comes out, dry when it goes in, and wet when it comes out?

Bubble gum. Got this joke from a high school science teacher, one of the weird ones.

What did the guy at the restaurant say to the bubble gum he found stuck under the table?

I have a bad feeling about this, Chewy.

What kind of gum do astronauts chew?

Hubble Bubble

What is pink , goes in hard and dry and comes out soft and wet ?

Bubble gum.


A man named Joe came into my store wearing a Jimi Hendrix t-shirt. He started to leave, and I noticed he had some Dubble Bubble he hadn't paid for.

"Hey Joe, where you going with that gum in your hand?"

Did you hear about the witch who ate 10 packs of gum?

She had some double bubble toilet trouble.

Working in the bubble gum industry is rough...

After awhile, they just chew you up and spit you out!

What did the cherry tree say to Abe Lincoln?

Don't axe me!

I read that on a bubble gum wrapper.

What goes in big and hard and comes out soft and soggy?

Bubble gum.

When someone offers you a bubble gum, you take it

Unless its a poisonous one, then you dont take it

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Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the bubble gum jellies jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working bubble gum crackling piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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