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22 bubble gum jokes and hilarious bubble gum puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about bubble gum that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Popular Bubble Gum Short Jokes

Short bubble gum jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The bubble gum humour may include short bubblegum jokes also.

  1. The other day a girl asked me if I like b**... or thighs. I told her I prefer bubble butts and a trimmed p**... with thin lips... So I got kicked out of KFC.
  2. What did the guy at the restaurant say to the bubble gum he found stuck under the table? I have a bad feeling about this, Chewy.
  3. Did you hear about the witch who ate 10 packs of gum? She had some double bubble toilet trouble.
  4. Working in the bubble gum industry is rough... After awhile, they just chew you up and spit you out!
  5. What did the cherry tree say to Abe Lincoln? Don't axe me!
    I read that on a bubble gum wrapper.
  6. When someone offers you a bubble gum, you take it Unless its a poisonous one, then you dont take it
  7. What do Rabbis do with the Foreskins after a circumcision?... Sell them to the g**... as bubble gum

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Bubble Gum One Liners

Which bubble gum one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with bubble gum? I can suggest the ones about chewing gum and gummy bear.

  1. What's pink and hard when it goes in, and soft and wet when it comes out? Bubble gum.
  2. What kind of gum do astronauts chew? Hubble Bubble
  3. What is pink , goes in hard and dry and comes out soft and wet ? Bubble gum.
  4. What goes in big and hard and comes out soft and soggy? Bubble gum.
  5. What's soft to start and takes a while to get hard? Bubble gum
  6. Pikachu wanted some bubble gum And then he Pikachew

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about bubble gum can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of bubble gum puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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What funny jokes about bubble gum you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean gummy jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make bubble gum prank.

A man named Joe came into my store wearing a Jimi Hendrix t-shirt. He started to leave, and I noticed he had some Dubble Bubble he hadn't paid for.

"Hey Joe, where you going with that gum in your hand?"

An Englishman is having breakfast in Paris one morning....

...(coffee, croissants, bread, butter and jam) when a Frenchman chewing bubble-gum, sits down next to him. The Englishman ignores the Frenchman who, nevertheless, starts a conversation.
Frenchman: 'You English folk eat the whole bread??'
Englishman (in a bad mood): 'Of course.'
Frenchman: (after blowing a huge bubble) 'We don't. In France , we only eat what's inside.. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants and sell them to England .' The Frenchman has a smirk on his face.
The Englishman listens in silence.
The Frenchman persists: 'Do you eat jam with the bread??'
Englishman: 'Of Course.'
Frenchman: (cracking his bubble-gum between his teeth and chuckling).
'We don't. In France we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam, and sell the jam to England .'
After a moment of silence, The Englishman then asks: 'Do you have s**... in France ?'
Frenchman: 'Why of course we do', he says with a big smirk.
Englishman: 'And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?'
Frenchman: 'We throw them away, of course.'
Englishman: 'We don't. In England , we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into bubble-gum, and sell them to France .'

An Australian man was having coffee...

and toast with butter and jam in a cafe, when an American tourist, chewing gum, sat down next to him.
The Australian politely ignored the American who, nevertheless, started up a conversation. The American snapped the gum in his mouth and said, 'Do you Australian folk eat the whole bread?'
The Australian frowned, annoyed with being bothered during his breakfast, and replied, "yeah, of course."
The American blew a huge bubble. "We don't. In the States we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle them, transform them into croissants and sell them to Australia."
The American had a smirk on his face, the Australian listened in silence. The American persisted, "D'ya eat jam with the bread?" Sighing, the Australian replied "yes."
Cracking his gum between his teeth, the American said, "We don't. In the States we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, we put all the peels, seeds and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam, and sell it to Australia.
The Australian then asked, "Do you have s**... in the States?" The American smiled and said, "yeah, of course we do." The Australian leant closer to him and asked, "what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?"
"We throw them away of course" replied the American.
Now it was the Australian's turn to smile. "We don't. In Australia, we put them in containers, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell them to The United States.

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The impact of these bubble gum jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.