Bubble Bath Jokes

Funniest Bubble Bath Short Jokes

Short bubble bath jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The bubble bath humour may include short bed bath jokes also.

1. The other day a girl asked me if I like b**... or thighs. I told her I prefer bubble butts and a trimmed p**... with thin lips... So I got kicked out of KFC.
2. Johny took a bath with bubbles. Now let me tell you a dirty joke. Bubbles is his neighbor.
3. Peeing in the Shower My wife screamed at me peeing in the shower. I told her that everyone pees in the shower. She responded, "Yeah, but I'm trying to take a bubble bath."
4. Dirty joke, clean joke, adult joke Timmy played in the mud. That's the dirty part.
   So Timmy took a bath with bubbles. That's the clean part.
   Bubbles is the girl next door.
5. Dirty Joke: I like to take a bath and blow Bubbles Bubbles is my Grandpa. He died in the bathtub 6 weeks ago but is still hard as a rock.
6. Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking everybody (except me) is having a great bubble bath. Doc: Yes, you have FOMO
7. Do you want to hear a clean joke? Dave took a bath with bubbles
   Do you want to hear a dirty joke?
   Bubbles is his neighbour
   Do you want to hear an even dirtier joke?
   Bubbles is his sister
8. What's the difference between a nun and a woman m**... in a bubble bath? Ones got a soul full of hope...
9. You might be a r**... if you think taking a bubble bath starts with eating beans for dinner.

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Bubble Bath One Liners

Which bubble bath one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with bubble bath? I can suggest the ones about bath tub and sponge bath.

1. What do you call James Bond taking a bath? Bubble 0-7
2. What do you call James Bond having a bath? Bubble 07
3. Why do Mexicans eat beans for dinner? So they can have bubble baths.
4. What do you call James Bond when they're taking a bath? Bubble-07
5. What do you call a third-generation bubble bath? Grandsuds.
6. How does a man take a bubble bath? He eats beans for dinner.
7. How does a man take a bubble bath?
   He eats beans for dinner.
8. Sadaam Hussein created his own brand of bubble bath. It was called "Baath Party".
9. I took a bath with bubbles.. Bubbles is the girl next door.
10. The boy blew bubbles in the bath Bubbles was a man
11. Why do Mexicans eat lots of beans? Because they can't afford bubble baths.

Bubble Bath Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about bubble bath you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean bath jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make bubble bath pranks.