Bub Jokes
3 bub jokes and hilarious bub puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about bub that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Bub Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
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Where's your bin?
A man sees that his neigjhbnour doesn't have his wheeled trash bin.
"Hey bub, where's ya bin`"
"I took a little vacation for a few weeks,"
"No. I meant where's your bin?"
"Told ya, vacation, at the beach!"
"No man. Where's ya wheely bin?"
"Ok, fine! I've wheely been to jail! Happy now?"
TIFU by taking the wrong baby home from the hospital
Oops, wrong bub.
"I would like one Lotto ticket, please."
Upon reaching the counter at his local market our fellow says, "I would like one Lotto ticket, please." The woman behind the counter looks at him disappointedly. "You don't want a Lotto ticket."
Not dissuaded, the man says, "Yes I do. One Lotto ticket please."
"It's a fool's bet." The woman says.
"No matter." says the fellow. "One Lotto Ticket, please." That's when she snapped on him.
"Listen, Bub. Do you know what the odds of winning the Lotto are? Do you? They're the same odds as having a 747 jumbo jet flying directly overhead and having one of it's engines tear off it's wing, come plummeting down to earth and Crush You Dead!" That instant, the ceiling broke through as a jumbo jet engine crashed down and killed the fellow in line behind him.
"I would like two Lotto tickets, please."
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