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39 btw jokes and hilarious btw puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about btw that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Popular Btw Short Jokes

Short btw jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The btw humour may include short likewise jokes also.

  1. Einstein walks into a bar... The bartender asks "What's the deal, Einstein? You look like you're out of energy tonight."
    Einstein responds: "Eh, no matter."
    [BTW this was original]
  2. Have you seen the movie, "Constipation?" Of course not, it won't be out for a while.
    Btw, I am a teacher and a 3rd grader told me that today.
  3. My new year's resolution is I'm gonna be less condescending. (Condescending means talking down to people btw )
  4. What's so scary about a white person in prison You know he did it
    This ain't mine btw I got it from youtube
  5. Pickup line : hello, are you lactose intolerant? Just wanted to make sure, my pickup line is very chessy. .
    I used that once...she laughed...her husband laughed i walked away...true story btw
  6. You meet a vegan pilot that's running for senate that went to Havard and does crossfit. What's the first thing they tell you? "I use Arch btw"
  7. "Edward, I gave you scissors for hands, but don't let that define who you are" Ok. BTW what's my last name?
    "Scissorhands"
  8. Today is the only day in my new grandson's life that he can't say I wasn't born yesterday . Because he was. We are stoked btw
  9. I'm 31 and my girlfriend is 19. People make bad comments about it all the time and this is crazy Btw we are celebrating our 10th anniversary next week
  10. What's the difference between a seagull and a pelican? You can't sea a pelican.
    Note: I'm actually on laughing gas rn btw.

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Btw One Liners

Which btw one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with btw? I can suggest the ones about texting and yep.

  1. I volunteered to help blind children today! That's a verb not an adjective btw.
  2. What do you get when you eat 3.14 slice of cake? Diabetes.
  3. How do you stop two deaf people from arguing? Turn off the lights.
  4. Some people say I'm condescending. That's when you patronize someone BTW.
  5. What does the F in North Korea stand for Freedom.
    (Heavily inspired joke btw)
  6. What's green and has layers? Shrek...hehe
    Btw I'm single.
  7. I am 5 feet and 10 inches..... *Those are two sperate measurement's BTW*
  8. What's the funniest kind of fruit? A joke-o-nut.
    -
    ^^btw, ^^coconuts ^^are ^^fruits.
  9. An American man tweets: BTW, Build The Wall
  10. So a man goes to work... Memed XD im a grill btw so upboat plz.
  11. Third wheeling with a toxic couple s**.... Btw.. I'm with my parents right now..

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about btw can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of btw puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Hilarious Fun Btw Jokes to Bring Joy & Laughter with Friends

What funny jokes about btw you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean post jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make btw prank.

A 60 years old billionaire marries a hot 25 year old girl..

After honeymoon they throw a party celebrating their marriage...
After a few drinks, billionaire's friends want to know the secret of how he landed 25 yo hottie..
"It's simple" billionaire boasts...
"I faked my age"
"Yes, but even for a 40/45 years old guy...she is sensational, what age btw did you tell you are?" A friend asks.
With a smile on his lips billionaire responds
"85 years old"

A 60 years old billionaire marries a hot 25 year old girl..

After hnoeymoon they throw a party celebrating their marriage...
After a few drinks, billionaire's friends want to know the secret of how he landed 25 yo hottie..
‟It is simple billionaire boasts....
‟I faked my age
‟Yes, but even for a 40/45 years old guy...she is sensational, what age btw did you tell you're? A friend asks.
With a smile on his lips billionaire responds
‟85 years old

How do you think the unthinkable ?

With an itheberg.
Btw.. every single person i've ever told this joke to said they didn't get it or that it wasn't funny.. why am I the w**... that finds it funny? And why am I picturing Mike Tyson?
Obv not my joke I heard it on Come Dine With Me

I broke up with my girlfriend, who is an Opthomologist.

At first, I thought she was just looking to please me, but after a while, the s**... got to be annoying. She was always saying, "So - do you like it better like this...... or like this?"
BTW - This joke isn't going to make sense to those of you who don't wear glasses or contacts... sorry!

Swearing parrot

So this woman has a parrot that is always swearing and she doesn't know how to make him stop. So she decides to take him to her vet for some advice on it. He tells her to put him in the freezer for 10 seconds next time he swears. So later that day the parrot starts swearing and she decides to try it. After 10 seconds she takes him out and he says to her, "I'm so sorry about all the swearing, it'll never happen again. & btw, can you tell me what the chicken did"?

My friend asked me if I had to have s**... with my mother to save my father's life what would I do?

Apparently reverse c**... is the wrong answer.

That's a Jimmy Carr joke, btw. It's my go to at the moment. Happy Friday everyone!

My friends joke he made up!!

Why can you ask a NewZealander how many s**... partners they have had?
Because he would fall asleep counting all the sheep.
(Btw we are Australian sooo)

Fun with rhymes.

If plants wore pants would plants try to dance? If plants tried to dance would plants have a chance if plants wore pants and you took a glance? If plants wore pants would they joust with a lance? If plants had a lance would the blow hit or glance? If plants were advanced and wore pants and danced they would be firmly rooted in their anti vegan stance.
Btw I have way too much time on my hands.

What can get disease and will never live past 4?

A guinea pig you vaccine loving autist!
Btw I'm pro vax just thought this was funny.

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a light bulb ?

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a light bulb ?
Steven
(BTW I am dyslexic so I think it is ok to make fun of myself)

I like my women like I like my job

Sometimes I have trouble holding it down, and it involves a lot of medication.
Btw: I work in the pharmaceutical industry

You could join an angling company that pays 10k a day

but, it seems kind of fishy and theres a catch to it
(btw angling is a synonym of fishing)

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The impact of these btw jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.