Btch Jokes
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Why did the dog cross the road, roll in the dirt, and cross the road again?
Because he's a dirty, double-crossing son of a b*t**....
*edit* And a such GOOD one, yes he IS!
Dad: Say daddy!
Baby: Mommy!
Dad: Come on, say daddy!
Baby: Mommy!
Dad: F*c**... you, say daddy!
Baby: F*c**... you, Mommy!
Mom: Honey, I'm home!
Baby: F*c**... you!
Mom: Who taught you that?
Baby: Daddy!
Dad: Son of a b*t**....
Finally decided to introduce my girlfriend to my family for New Years, but they just would not get along.
My wife can be such a b**... during the holidays.
Me: I bet you can't say the alphabet faster than me.
Friend: challenge accepted A B C D E F G H I....
Me: the alphabet
Friend: you son of a b*t**....
Two Young Children Walk Down The Stairs
The 9 year old says to the 7 year old
I think that we're old enough to start swearing now.
The 7 year old says
Okay but when will we do it
The 9 year old just says
Follow my lead.
They walk into the kitchen and their mother says
What would you like for breakfast?
The 9 year old says
I'll have some Cheerios, b*t**....
The mother proceeds to slap the boy across the face, turns to her other son and asks
What would you like for breakfast?
The boy, scared, just says
I don't know, but clearly not the f*cking Cheerios!
Two friends meet
1: how is it going, mate?
2: don't even ask. I had a slip of the tongue: my wife showed herself in a new dress and asked, what she looked like. I wanted to say: "far better, than the old one" and instead I said "fatter". She doesn't talk to me since 3 days. What about you?
1: I also had a slip of the tongue and my wife doesn't talk to me since a week.
2: what? What you said?
1: We were having dinner. I wanted to ask "could you pass me the salt" and instead I said "You destroyed 25 years of my life, you f...ng b...t**...".
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