Bryant Jokes

Funniest Bryant Short Jokes

Short bryant jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The bryant humour may include short kobe bryant jokes also.

1. What do John wilkes booth, lee harvey oswald and kobe bryant have in common? They never miss a shot
2. Dallas Cowboys Why do you have to repeat things you say to Dez Bryant?
   He doesn't always catch it the first time.
3. Last night I dreampt I was playing kobe bryant 1-on-1. I had him all lined up to block his shot ...and then he feinted.
4. Dez Bryant tore his Achilles today Heard people were sending him thoughts and prayers, but he dropped those too
5. Kobe Bryant wears the number 24 to remind himself of how many seconds he has to hog the ball.
6. Kobe Bryant wears the number 24 to remind himself about how many seconds he has to hog the ball.
7. Hurricane Lane is expected to hit Hawaii tomorrow.... Let's hope it's not Hurricane Lane Bryant.

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Bryant One Liners

Which bryant one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with bryant? I can suggest the ones about tribute and smith.

1. I have a joke on Kobe Bryant. But I'm afraid it's not gonna land very well
2. My dad is a lot like Kobe Bryant.. .. he's not here either.
3. Why did Kobe Bryant go to New Jersey after he got arrested? Because he needed one.
4. Kobe Bryant orders a martini to Jalen Rose: Kobe: I'll take it with 81 olives please !
5. How did Kobe Bryant go on his math test? He didn't pass.
6. Kobe Bryant is now an Oscar Nominee.
7. Today in Los Angeles it's Kobe Bryant Day No passing allowed on the freeways
8. I got in an argument with Kobe Bryant. I now have Kobe Beef.
9. I should wear a Kobe Bryant to my finals... I know I won't pass
10. Who is the smallest basketball player? Kobe Bry-ANT
11. What do Luke Bryant and a Nordic breast plate have on common? They're on Thor.
12. A kid asks Kobe Bryant a question... Kid: Hey Kobe, how many states are there?
    Kobe: 49
13. How long does Kobe Bryant wait to pick up the phone? 5 Rings
14. Kobe Bryant converted to Islam today As-salamu a-laker
15. Why do I subscribe to the Lane Bryant catalog? Because I'm too fat to look at p**....

Amusing & Witty Bryant Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun

What funny jokes about bryant you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean carter jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make bryant pranks.