The Best 15 Bryant Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Bryant jokes. There are some bryant originally jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

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Top 10 of the Funniest Bryant Jokes and Puns

God and Satan arranged a basketball game between Heaven and Hell.

"I know for a fact we are gonna win," said God. "We have all the best players up here...Wilt Chamberlain, Moses Malone, Kobe Bryant, and so on."

"I wouldn't count on that, God," said Satan. "You see, down here, *we* have all the referees."

I have a joke on Kobe Bryant.

But I'm afraid it's not gonna land very well

What do Kobe Bryant and Melania Trump have in common?

They both made their fortunes playing with orange balls.

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Why did Lamar Odom give Kobe Bryant a dollar?

Because Lamar Odom

What do John wilkes booth, lee harvey oswald and kobe bryant have in common?

They never miss a shot


My dad is a lot like Kobe Bryant..

.. he's not here either.

Why did Kobe Bryant go to New Jersey after he got arrested?

Because he needed one.

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How did Kobe Bryant go on his math test?

He didn't pass.

Kobe Bryant is now an Oscar Nominee.

Today in Los Angeles it's Kobe Bryant Day

No passing allowed on the freeways

I got in an argument with Kobe Bryant.

I now have Kobe Beef.

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Why do you have to repeat things you say to Dez Bryant?

He doesn't always catch it the first time.

Last night I dreampt I was playing Kobe Bryant 1-on-1. I had him all lined up to block his shot

...and then he feinted.

Dez Bryant tore his Achilles today

Heard people were sending him thoughts and prayers, but he dropped those too

I should wear a Kobe Bryant to my finals...

I know I won't pass

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