The Best 13 Bryan Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Bryan jokes. There are some bryan cranston jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these bryan luke bryan puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Bryan Jokes and Puns

They say if you play the new Luke Bryan song backwards, you will hear a Satanic message. But that's not the worst part

...if you play it forwards, you'll hear the new Luke Bryan song.

Bryan Singer and Kevin Spacey walk up to a bar

The bartender asks for their IDs. They walk away and say" well I guess we're not going to find what we're looking for here."

Lost my pizza cutter. So I used my Bryan Adam's CD.

It cuts like a knife

I was making pizza for lunch when the pizza cutter broke...

So I picked up a Bryan Adams CD and it cut like a knife.

Joke courtesy of my old man.

Dirty things

Bryan and his grandmother were walking in the rain when suddenly Bryan finds his favorite candy on the ground. He asks his grandmother if he can eat it and she says "don't pick up dirty things you find on the ground".
They continue walking and the grandmother slips and falls in a pool of mud.
The grandmother asks Bryan if she will help her get up and Bryan says "Sorrt grandma you told me to never pick up dirty things I find"


Bill: Ain't there someone else ya'll should be Weinstein yo' time on?

Harvey: Open bathrobes are just roomy, you know… Spacey.

Kevin: I choose to live as a gay man, so no woman can accuse me of Rattner out.

Brett: Hey, when I see a beautiful woman, I just Singer praises.

Bryan: Move along, no one gives Affleck about me.

Ben: Mine was just a little mistake. You need something at least a Sizemore.

Tom: It wasn't me! It was all Cosby drugs, man!

Why did Bryan Cranston dress up as a priest and go around exorcising nuns' clothing?

He was breaking bad habits.

Bryan Adams cancelled his Mississippi shows

I thought we were supposed to be punishing them?!

Andrew: I am done with you... period!

Bryan: Oh yeah? Well I'm done with you... BLOOD!

Bryan sits in a bar, attempting to come up with a name for his ice cream company.

Bryan: I've got it! *Breyers!*

Dryan: **Sitting next to him, visibly drunk** Brilliant.

Bryan Cranston and Brad Pitt are both staring in a new movie about the life of inmates in Guantanamo Bay

Out this summer: "Breaking Brad"

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Directors Brett Ratner and Bryan Singer have been accused of sexual assault. We should have known this years ago, when they raped the X-Men franchise.

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Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the bryan dini jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

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