Following is our collection of funny Brutus jokes. There are some brutus antony jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these brutus violins puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Brutus: Thanks, and yes, they had a sale at Traitor Joe's.
Brutus: Which is our boarding gate Caesar?
Caesar: A-2 Brutus
Brutus: And what time is the flight Caesar?
Caesar: 8:02 Brutus
Brutus: By the way, I have sandwiches. Do you want one Caesar?
Caesar: Ate two Brutus
Brutus: This is an unusual paper size for a ticket. What size is it Caesar?
Caesar: A2 Brutus
Brutus (Thinking to himself): This man is really getting on my nerves. One of these days I'm going to have to kill him
At two, Brutus.
Caeser's final words were: "E-2, Brute?"
Julius Caesar was coming out of a fast food restaurant when Brutus bumped into him and asked,"How are the burgers, Julius?
Julius replied, "Ate two, Brute!"
I'll take a stab at it
A2, Brute?
He wasn't keen on the Caesar. But he still et tu.
Casca: How could you not order enough pizza for everyone?
Julius: But there was enough for everybody to have a slice...
Brutus: I ate 2 slices.
Julius: ATE TWO, BRUTE?
Brutus asks: How many apples did you eat last night?
Julius responds: Et two, Brute.
With a knife and Caesar dressing.
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...but he backstabbed me and went with someone else.
Happy Ides of March!
K2 BRUTUS?
A tattoo, Brutus?
They meet in front of the restaurant and Caesar sees a big knife in Brutus' hand.
βWhy do you have a knife with you? he asks.
Brutus answers: βit's for the salad later
I declined, telling him that I thought the dressing backstabbed the whole meal.
(At the Roman Theatre)
Brutus: Wait, which one's my seat again?
Julius (sighs) : A2, Brute.
\#IdesOfMarch
(At the Roman Theatre)
Brutus: Wait, which one's my seat again?
Julius (sighs) : A2, Brute.
"Ate two, Brute."
Caesar: "8:02 Brute"
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