The Best 20 Brutus Jokes
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Top 10 of the Funniest Brutus Jokes and Puns
Julius Caesar: Brutus, that's a very nice dagger, is it new?
Brutus: Thanks, and yes, they had a sale at Traitor Joe's.
Julius Caesar and Marcus Brutus are at the airport
Brutus: Which is our boarding gate Caesar?
Caesar: A-2 Brutus
Brutus: And what time is the flight Caesar?
Caesar: 8:02 Brutus
Brutus: By the way, I have sandwiches. Do you want one Caesar?
Caesar: Ate two Brutus
Brutus: This is an unusual paper size for a ticket. What size is it Caesar?
Caesar: A2 Brutus
Brutus (Thinking to himself): This man is really getting on my nerves. One of these days I'm going to have to kill him
So when are we going to kill Caesar?
At two, Brutus.
Did you know that Brutus killed Caeser over a game of Battleship?
Caeser's final words were: "E-2, Brute?"
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Julius Caesar was coming out of a fast food restaurant when Brutus bumped into him and asked,"How are the burgers, Julius?
Julius replied, "Ate two, Brute!"
What did Brutus say when Caesar ask him to do something
I'll take a stab at it
Caesar and Brutus are playing battleships.
A2, Brute?
Went to a restaurant with Brutus
He wasn't keen on the Caesar. But he still et tu.
Julius Caesar ordered pizza for the senate at Theatre of Pompey
Casca: How could you not order enough pizza for everyone?
Julius: But there was enough for everybody to have a slice...
Brutus: I ate 2 slices.
Julius: ATE TWO, BRUTE?
Julius Caesar and Brutus are having a conversation
Brutus asks: How many apples did you eat last night?
Julius responds: Et two, Brute.
How does Brutus eat his salad?
With a knife and Caesar dressing.
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Me and my friend Brutus were going to go on vacation...
...but he backstabbed me and went with someone else.
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What did Ceasars say, when he wanted to go mountain climbing?
K2 BRUTUS?
What did the roman tattoo artist said to his best friend when he entered the studio?
A tattoo, Brutus?
Caesar and Brutus decided to have lunch together.
They meet in front of the restaurant and Caesar sees a big knife in Brutus' hand.
„Why do you have a knife with you? he asks.
Brutus answers: „it's for the salad later
A waiter asked me if I would try their new "Brutus dressing" with my caesar salad.
I declined, telling him that I thought the dressing backstabbed the whole meal.
Wait, which one's my seat again?
(At the Roman Theatre)
Brutus: Wait, which one's my seat again?
Julius (sighs) : A2, Brute.
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A2, Brute?
(At the Roman Theatre)
Brutus: Wait, which one's my seat again?
Julius (sighs) : A2, Brute.
Brutus asked Caesar, "How many pieces of pizza have you eaten?"
"Ate two, Brute."
Brutus: "What time is it?"
Caesar: "8:02 Brute"
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