Brutus Jokes
26 brutus jokes and hilarious brutus puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about brutus that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Brutus Short Jokes
Short brutus jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The brutus humour may include short violins jokes also.
- Julius Caesar: Brutus, that's a very nice dagger, is it new? Brutus: Thanks, and yes, they had a sale at Traitor Joe's.
- Did you know that Brutus killed Caeser over a game of Battleship? Caeser's final words were: "E-2, Brute?"
- Julius Caesar and Brutus are having a conversation Brutus asks: How many apples did you eat last night?
Julius responds: Et two, Brute. - Me and my friend Brutus were going to go on vacation... ...but he backstabbed me and went with someone else.
Happy Ides of March! - What did the roman tattoo artist said to his best friend when he entered the studio? A tattoo, Brutus?
- A waiter asked me if I would try their new "Brutus dressing" with my caesar salad. I declined, telling him that I thought the dressing backstabbed the whole meal.
- Wait, which one's my seat again? (At the Roman Theatre)
Brutus: Wait, which one's my seat again?
Julius (sighs) : A2, Brute.
\#IdesOfMarch - A2, Brute? (At the Roman Theatre)
Brutus: Wait, which one's my seat again?
Julius (sighs) : A2, Brute.
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Brutus One Liners
Which brutus one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with brutus? I can suggest the ones about ate and brute.
- So when are we going to kill Caesar? At two, Brutus.
- What did Brutus say when Caesar ask him to do something I'll take a stab at it
- Caesar and Brutus are playing battleships. A2, Brute?
- Went to a restaurant with Brutus He wasn't keen on the Caesar. But he still et tu.
- How does Brutus eat his salad? With a knife and Caesar dressing.
- What did Ceasars say, when he wanted to go mountain climbing? K2 BRUTUS?
- Brutus asked Caesar, "How many pieces of pizza have you eaten?" "Ate two, Brute."
- Brutus: "What time is it?" Caesar: "8:02 Brute"
- What did Brutus think about the chicken that he just ate? Nothing; he's gladiator.
Comedy Brutus Jokes to Make Your Friends Giggle
What funny jokes about brutus you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean roman jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make brutus pranks.
Julius Caesar and Marcus Brutus are at the airport
Brutus: Which is our boarding gate Caesar?
Caesar: A-2 Brutus
Brutus: And what time is the flight Caesar?
Caesar: 8:02 Brutus
Brutus: By the way, I have sandwiches. Do you want one Caesar?
Caesar: Ate two Brutus
Brutus: This is an unusual paper size for a ticket. What size is it Caesar?
Caesar: A2 Brutus
Brutus (Thinking to himself): This man is really getting on my nerves. One of these days I'm going to have to kill him
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Julius Caesar was coming out of a fast food restaurant when Brutus bumped into him and asked,"How are the burgers, Julius?
Julius replied, "Ate two, Brute!"
Julius Caesar ordered pizza for the senate at Theatre of Pompey
Casca: How could you not order enough pizza for everyone?
Julius: But there was enough for everybody to have a slice...
Brutus: I ate 2 slices.
Julius: ATE TWO, BRUTE?
Caesar and Brutus decided to have lunch together.
They meet in front of the restaurant and Caesar sees a big knife in Brutus' hand.
„Why do you have a knife with you? he asks.
Brutus answers: „it's for the salad later
