Brute Jokes
22 brute jokes and hilarious brute puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about brute that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Discover the ferociously funny jokes that the Roman general, Et Tu, Brute, has to offer. Get ready to laugh the night away, with these plum funny jokes that will leave you feeling brutally entertained.
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Funniest Brute Short Jokes
Short brute jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The brute humour may include short brutal jokes also.
- Did you know that Brutus killed Caeser over a game of Battleship? Caeser's final words were: "E-2, Brute?"
- Julius Caesar and Brutus are having a conversation Brutus asks: How many apples did you eat last night?
Julius responds: Et two, Brute. - Brute tries to kill Caesar. But Caesar's not home. They ask the servant, "Where is Caesar?"
"He's just Roman" - Wait, which one's my seat again? (At the Roman Theatre)
Brutus: Wait, which one's my seat again?
Julius (sighs) : A2, Brute.
\#IdesOfMarch - A2, Brute? (At the Roman Theatre)
Brutus: Wait, which one's my seat again?
Julius (sighs) : A2, Brute.
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Brute One Liners
Which brute one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with brute? I can suggest the ones about crude and blunt.
- "Hey Caesar, what's the date?" "8/2, Brute"
- Caesar and Brutus are playing battleships. A2, Brute?
- Celebrate the Ides of March with a donut. In fact... Eat two, Brute.
- Et tu, Brute? You sunk my battleship!
- What did Caesar say when he ran into his friend at a music lesson? "Etude, Brute?"
- Brutus asked Caesar, "How many pieces of pizza have you eaten?" "Ate two, Brute."
- Brutus: "What time is it?" Caesar: "8:02 Brute"
- What did Julius Caesar ask when finding a color to paint the Senate? "Ecru, Brute?"
- What did Caesar say when playing battleship? A2 Brute.
Happy Brute Jokes for a Lighthearted Night with Friends
What funny jokes about brute you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean burly jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make brute pranks.
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Julius Caesar was coming out of a fast food restaurant when Brutus bumped into him and asked,"How are the burgers, Julius?
Julius replied, "Ate two, Brute!"
Nihilistic Kindergartners
David Bloom gained notoriety for his book Piscus Terminus: How to tell your five year old you flushed his fish down the toilet. Noted for its brute realism, the book's message led many kindergartners to spiral into a nihilistic despair, which contributed to the phenomenon of so called Kierkegaardeners , whose existential search for subjective truth in an otherwise meaningless world made birthday parties kind of a downer.
Julius Caesar ordered pizza for the senate at Theatre of Pompey
Casca: How could you not order enough pizza for everyone?
Julius: But there was enough for everybody to have a slice...
Brutus: I ate 2 slices.
Julius: ATE TWO, BRUTE?
