The Best 16 Brute Jokes

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Top 10 of the Funniest Brute Jokes and Puns

"Hey Caesar, what's the date?"

"8/2, Brute"

Did you know that Brutus killed Caeser over a game of Battleship?

Caeser's final words were: "E-2, Brute?"

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Julius Caesar was coming out of a fast food restaurant when Brutus bumped into him and asked,"How are the burgers, Julius?

Julius replied, "Ate two, Brute!"

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Caesar and Brutus are playing battleships.

A2, Brute?

Celebrate the Ides of March with a donut. In fact...

Eat two, Brute.


Nihilistic Kindergartners

David Bloom gained notoriety for his book Piscus Terminus: How to tell your five year old you flushed his fish down the toilet. Noted for its brute realism, the book's message led many kindergartners to spiral into a nihilistic despair, which contributed to the phenomenon of so called Kierkegaardeners , whose existential search for subjective truth in an otherwise meaningless world made birthday parties kind of a downer.

Julius Caesar ordered pizza for the senate at Theatre of Pompey

Casca: How could you not order enough pizza for everyone?

Julius: But there was enough for everybody to have a slice...

Brutus: I ate 2 slices.

Julius: ATE TWO, BRUTE?

Brute joke, Julius Caesar ordered pizza for the senate at Theatre of Pompey

Et tu, Brute?

You sunk my battleship!

Julius Caesar and Brutus are having a conversation

Brutus asks: How many apples did you eat last night?

Julius responds: Et two, Brute.

What did Caesar say when he ran into his friend at a music lesson?

"Etude, Brute?"

Brute tries to kill Caesar.

But Caesar's not home. They ask the servant, "Where is Caesar?"

"He's just Roman"

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Wait, which one's my seat again?

(At the Roman Theatre)

Brutus: Wait, which one's my seat again?

Julius (sighs) : A2, Brute.

\#IdesOfMarch

A2, Brute?

(At the Roman Theatre)

Brutus: Wait, which one's my seat again?

Julius (sighs) : A2, Brute.

Brutus asked Caesar, "How many pieces of pizza have you eaten?"

"Ate two, Brute."

Brutus: "What time is it?"

Caesar: "8:02 Brute"

What did Julius Caesar ask when finding a color to paint the Senate?

"Ecru, Brute?"

Brute joke, What did Julius Caesar ask when finding a color to paint the Senate?

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