The Best 27 Brutally Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Brutally jokes. There are some brutally ruthlessly jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these brutally ruthless puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Brutally Jokes and Puns

[febreze commercial Take 1]

We've blindfolded Steve and brought him into this room where we brutally murdered his family a week ago to demonstrate the strong odor fighting power of Febreze

I saw a skinny guy getting brutally beat up by 5 huge guys! I'm not the hero type, but still decided to help out.

It felt good being on the winning side for once.

A man was walking in the street one day when he was brutally beaten and robbed...

As he lay unconscious and bleeding, a psychologist, who happened to be passing by, rushed up to him and exclaimed, "My God! Whoever did this really needs help!"

Brutally joke, A man was walking in the street one day when he was brutally beaten and robbed...

I was standing next to a guy before he was brutally stabbed.

It was a near-death experience.

-40° outside sounds brutally cold, Fahrenheit or Celsius.

My friend Kelvin just rolled his eyes.


I just watched a film where a man's wife is brutally murdered and his son is left physically disabled...

...Then in a twisted turn of events, his son is kidnapped and he has to chase the kidnapper thousands of miles with the help of a mentally disabled woman.

Finding Nemo is a real thriller!

There was a murder last night...

The victim had been brutally mutilated, missing the entire right side of his body.

When the police finally arrived at the scene, they were only able to find what was left of him.

(didn't think this was enough to constitute a NSFW tag, if so oops)

Brutally joke, There was a murder last night...

A lady was putting gas in her car today while smoking a cigarette.

Unfortunately, the lady caught her arm of fire. She was frantically moving her flaming arm in the air until a police officer brutally slammed her to the ground and handcuffed her. "Why are you arresting her?" I said. "She was waving a firearm" he responded.

After living in fear for years, Gloria Estefan's threat became a reality...

I opened my door this morning and was brutally attacked by the rhythm.

A pantomime actor was brutally raped on stage last week during a live performance...

To be fair, the audience did warn him.

Morgue Murderer Caught

The infamous Morgue Murderer was finally apprehended for his crimes of breaking into morgues and brutally slitting the throats of unsuspecting employees.

It turns out that it really never pays to cut coroners.

You can explore brutally crimes reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean brutally viciously dad jokes. There are also brutally puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


When you hear kids playing outside, sometimes it's hard to tell if they're having fun or being brutally murdered.

I just sit and pray for murder.

A nun is doing her rounds around town. . .

. . .when she turns the corner near a bar, only to collide with a mean-looking, stumbling drunk. The drunk flies into a rage, and punches her in the face. He then kicks her square in the gut, and begins to brutally pummel her head and face as she doubles over.

Within a minute, she is reduced to a quivering, sobbing mess on the sidewalk. The drunk spits on the nun, and sneers.

"Yeah. . .not so fuckin' tough NOW, eh Batman?"

A man was walking in the street one day when he was brutally beaten and robbed.

A psychologist ran up to him and exclaimed, "My God! Whoever did this really needs help!"

What's the common point between an alpinist and a drug addict?

If they trip badly, they fly for a short time, then they brutally die.

A neckbeard was brutally murdered in a cornfield

It was very M'Cob

Brutally joke, A neckbeard was brutally murdered in a cornfield

[OC, but horrible] Why was seven afraid of nine?

Because seven brutally raped, murdered, and ate nine.

When you make chips from potatoes, those potatoes are brutally a-salted.

Why was Six afraid of Seven?

Because Seven brutally raped, murdered, and cannibalized Nine. Please stop downplaying what Seven did.


A disordered protein is found brutally murdered. It looks like just another random robbery gone wrong.

A cop looks at the scene and laments:

"It's a crime without motif"

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 brutally raped and murdered several other numbers and is still on the run from law enforcement

Why did the chicken cross the road?

In hopes, after it's family was brutally slaughtered that it could join them in chicken heaven. The suicide attempt failed and the chicken was found hanged.

Movies

Friend 1: I just watched a film in which a man's wife is brutally murdered by a serial killer and his son is left physically disabled. In a twisted turn of events his son is kidnapped and has to chase thr kidnapper thousands of miles with the help of a mentally disabled woman.

Friend 2 : Uhhh....what was it called?

Friend 1: Finding Nemo

A grandfather tells his grandchild one of his stories from WW2

Grandfather : "Our squad was once captured by the enemy, half of us were raped, the other half got brutally killed."

Grandchild : "Which half were you part of grandpa' ?"

Grandfather : "Pfft, is that even a question ? Obviously the latter !"

An art student showing off their fanart at a Comicon...

An art student showing off their fanart at a Comicon is discussing their work with a customer, and comments: "I know I overuse red and blue, but I can't help it, it's my favorite color pair!"
A passerby asks: "Oh, is it?", and is then brutally executed by the surrounding nerds.

A man walks into a gym and kills everyone there brutally

After the investigation, the police state that the victims could only be described as ripped and shredded

Workers are building a brutally tall chimney...

When they are almost finished, a foreman runs to them short of breath and shouts:

We are in deep shit guys, someone turned over my construction plans...

We were supposed to dig a well!!!

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the brutally harshly jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working brutally brutal piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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