Brutally Beaten Jokes
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Jesus is hanging on the cross.
There's a big loud crowd gathered when he's heard weakly calling for Matthew. Matthew rushes toward the cross but is brutally beaten back by the Roman soldiers guarding it. He runs around to the far side and tries again. Again he's beaten back. Finally after several more attempts a beaten and b**... Matthew makes it to the cross.
Yes lord what do you have to tell me
Jesus replies I can see your house from up here
A man was walking in the street one day when he was brutally beaten and robbed.
A psychologist ran up to him and exclaimed, "My God! Whoever did this really needs help!"
A man was walking in the street one day when he was brutally beaten and robbed...
As he lay unconscious and bleeding, a psychologist, who happened to be passing by, rushed up to him and exclaimed, "My God! Whoever did this really needs help!"
Stubborn in life and in death
A man known for being very stubborn was found brutally beaten and killed. After a thorough police investigation there was no clue to who the killer was.
When it came time for the f**.... Friends and family were all gathered around. His body was put in a coffin and was ready to be buried.
As they lowered the coffin, it didn't want to fit in the hole, they turned it the other way and it didn't fit either. After taking precise measurements, the hole was widened. And as they lowered the coffin, it still didn't want to fit.
That's when a guy from the crowd yelled: "Oh my God, do you SEE! This is EXACTLY why I killed him"
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