The Best 20 Brutal Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Brutal jokes. There are some brutal grisly jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these brutal brutally puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Brutal Jokes and Puns

2020 has been brutal this year

Now it's just Ruthless

For you guitarists out there...

After going through a brutal divorce, a woman decides to get revenge. She goes to get ex's house, and proceeds to destroy each and every one of his guitars. When she gets to court, the judge asks her;

"First offender?"

She replies; "No. First a Gibson, then a Fender."

Xbox one and PS4 got into a brutal fight, someone called an ambulance

Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U

Brutal joke, Xbox one and PS4 got into a brutal fight, someone called an ambulance

Is it just me, or is the US Supreme Court getting increasingly brutal?

Ruthless, even.

So an Australian wakes up from his coma in a hospital after a brutal car crash...

...and the first thing he sees is a beautiful nurse!

So he asks her, "Did I come here to die?"

The nurse replies, "Nope, you came here yesterday."


He was such a brutal fighter that, after slaying the tigress in the arena, he proceeded to devour her flesh. And he felt no remorse.

He was Gladiator.

What is the difference between black, morbid and brutal humor?

Black humor - 12 children in one trash can

Morbid humor - 1 children in 12 trash cans

Brutal humor - 12 trash cans in one children

Brutal joke, What is the difference between black, morbid and brutal humor?

A body has been found at Real Madrid manager Zinedine Zidane's house, in what seems to have been a brutal attack.

Police are saying it's murder on Zidane's floor

Knock Kncok

Who's there?

Police brutality

Police brutal...


Yesterday was brutal. I forgot to apply the parking brake on my car...

And then it just went downhill from there.

My GF was brutal when we moved. Told me anything not used in the past 6 months had to go...

I just looked down and gave my condolences

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Saw an old friend walking back from the protest yesterday...

I asked him how it was, he goes "great, we're finally gonna overturn our brutal capitalist society" then asked me if I wanted to get a shake at McDonald's

The most negative and brutal takedown I've ever seen.

EA's karma

Just for laughs, I named my newborn son 'Someoneyourownsize'

Soon I will teach him brutal marital arts

What's the difference between a brutal military overthrow and a Volkswagen Beetle made out of mucus?

One's a vicious coup and the other is a viscous coupe.

What do you call a car that becomes a brutal dictator?

Sedan Hussein

Brutal joke, What do you call a car that becomes a brutal dictator?

I heard the police raided my neighbors house on suspicion of a brutal murder...

... When they charged into the bathroom they found Head and Shoulders.

Women will not have true equality with men until...

They have a brutal dictator of their own, that genocides millions of their own citizens.

Sophie turner (sansa stark) in brother in law's wedding

Aunties in Indian wedding can be more brutal than Frey's in Red Wedding.

What is the hardest, most brutal dance that exists?


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the brutal brutality jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working brutal enemy piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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