The Best 11 Brut Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Brut jokes. There are some brut caesar jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these brut champagne puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Brut Jokes and Puns

He was such a brutal fighter that, after slaying the tigress in the arena, he proceeded to devour her flesh. And he felt no remorse.

He was Gladiator.

Did you know that Brutus killed Caeser over a game of Battleship?

Caeser's final words were: "E-2, Brute?"

What did Brutus say when Caesar ask him to do something

I'll take a stab at it

Brut joke, What did Brutus say when Caesar ask him to do something

Et tu, Brute?

You sunk my battleship!

How does Brutus eat his salad?

With a knife and Caesar dressing.


My GF was brutal when we moved. Told me anything not used in the past 6 months had to go...

I just looked down and gave my condolences

Brute tries to kill Caesar.

But Caesar's not home. They ask the servant, "Where is Caesar?"

"He's just Roman"

Brut joke, Brute tries to kill Caesar.

A2, Brute?

(At the Roman Theatre)

Brutus: Wait, which one's my seat again?

Julius (sighs) : A2, Brute.

Brutus asked Caesar, "How many pieces of pizza have you eaten?"

"Ate two, Brute."

Brutus: "What time is it?"

Caesar: "8:02 Brute"

How many bruthas does it take to clean a kitchen?

None, that's women's work!

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Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the brut hits jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working brut brutal piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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