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Did you know that Brutus killed Caeser over a game of Battleship?
Caeser's final words were: "E-2, Brute?"
What did Brutus say when Caesar ask him to do something
I'll take a stab at it
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Et tu, Brute?
You sunk my battleship!
How does Brutus eat his salad?
With a knife and Caesar dressing.
My GF was brutal when we moved. Told me anything not used in the past 6 months had to go...
I just looked down and gave my condolences
Brute tries to kill Caesar.
But Caesar's not home. They ask the servant, "Where is Caesar?"
"He's just Roman"
Brutus asked Caesar, "How many pieces of pizza have you eaten?"
"Ate two, Brute."
Brutus: "What time is it?"
Caesar: "8:02 Brute"
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Brutalus Joke
Julius Caesar and Marcus Brutus are at the airport.
Brutus: Which is our boarding gate Caesar?
Caesar: A-2 Brutus
Brutus: And what time is the flight Caesar?
Caesar: 8:02 Brutus
Brutus: By the way, I have sandwiches. Do you want one Caesar?
Caesar: Ate two Brutus
Brutus: This is an unusual paper size for a ticket. What size is it Caesar?
Caesar: A2 Brutus
Brutus (Thinking to himself): This man is really beginning to get on my nerves. One of these days I'm going to have to kill him
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