Brussels Sprouts Jokes
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"Some foods give me sleepless nights," I told my wife.
"Like what?" she asked.
"Brussels Sprouts."
"But you don't eat Brussels Sprouts."
"No," I said, "but you do."
What do you call a kid from belgium?
A Brussel sprout.
Why are kids from the capital of Belgium always so tall?
Because people from Brussels sprout!
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What, do you call a paralyzed Dutchman getting an e**...?
A Brussels sprout,
It's very windy where I live.
Looks like Jesus had Brussels sprouts for his birthday.
What's the most popular wine at Christmas?
I don't like brussel sprouts!!!
If JCVD became a vegetable, what would he be known as?
The muscles from Brussels sprouts.
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