The Best 8 Brussels Sprouts Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Brussels Sprouts jokes. There are some brussels sprouts cauliflower jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these brussels sprouts cruz puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Brussels Sprouts Jokes and Puns

"Some foods give me sleepless nights," I told my wife.

"Like what?" she asked.

"Brussels Sprouts."

"But you don't eat Brussels Sprouts."

"No," I said, "but you do."

What do you call a kid from Belgium?

A Brussel sprout.

Why are kids from the capital of Belgium always so tall?

Because people from Brussels sprout!

What, do you call a paralyzed Dutchman getting an erection?

A Brussels sprout,

It's very windy where I live.

Looks like Jesus had Brussels sprouts for his birthday.


What's the most popular wine at Christmas?

I don't like brussel sprouts!!!

What do Brussels sprouts and pubic have in common?

You push them to the side and keep eating

Pubes are a lot like Brussels sprouts

You just brush them aside and keep eating

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the brussels sprouts crop jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working brussels sprouts harvest piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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