The Best 17 Brussels Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Brussels jokes. There are some brussels budapest jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these brussels stuffers puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Brussels Jokes and Puns

The year is 2192. The British Prime Minister visits Brussels to ask for an extension of the Brexit deadline.

No one remembers where this tradition originated, but every year it attracts many tourists from all over the world.

Saudi TV Mistake

Saudi Arabia TV reported the Brussels attack 15 minutes earlier than it actually happened. Saudi TV sincerely apologizes for this innocent mistake.

"Some foods give me sleepless nights," I told my wife.

"Like what?" she asked.

"Brussels Sprouts."

"But you don't eat Brussels Sprouts."

"No," I said, "but you do."

Brussels joke, "Some foods give me sleepless nights," I told my wife.

The year is 2219

A dishevelled white haired man crosses the desert that was once the English Channel from the United Kingdom of England to visit the capital of the Eurasian Empire in Brussels. As has been the case for 200 years, he delivers an unsigned letter and returns home, only to repeat the process again the next year. The true meaning of the ritual is lost in the annals of history but many believe it goes back to the days of a mythical quest they called Brexit.

This year, my family and I are having a 'Brexit-themed' Christmas dinner...

It's the same as a regular Christmas dinner, but without the Brussels.


Have you heard about the Brexit Christmas dinner?

It doesn't have Brussels

How will Christmas dinner be different after Brexit?

No Brussels!

Brussels joke, How will Christmas dinner be different after Brexit?

What's the difference between the UK and a Roast Dinner

The roast is better off without Brussels.

Why are kids from the capital of Belgium always so tall?

Because people from Brussels sprout!

What, do you call a paralyzed Dutchman getting an erection?

A Brussels sprout,

why do people keep putting flag overlays on their avatar when tragedies happen?

like i've seen it happen with france, brussels, gay marriage

You can explore brussels nord reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean brussels brussels sprouts dad jokes. There are also brussels puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


It's very windy where I live.

Looks like Jesus had Brussels sprouts for his birthday.

What do Brussels sprouts and pubic have in common?

You push them to the side and keep eating

Christmas dinner in my house will never be the same after Brexit

No Brussels.

Pubes are a lot like Brussels sprouts

You just brush them aside and keep eating

Brussels: 3 year old kidnapped

Slept for two hours

Brussels joke, Brussels: 3 year old kidnapped

3 Muslims walk into an airport and a metro station in Brussels, what happens?

216 virgins.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the brussels britain jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working brussels christmas piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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