Brussel Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Brussel jokes. Read brussel collard jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) that will make you laugh out loud.

Enjoy this list of puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these brussel side puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Amusing Brussel Jokes to Make You Laugh with Friends

What do you call a kid from Belgium?

A Brussel sprout.

How does a vegetable pee?

With its brussel spout

If 2 vegans are upset with eachother, is it called beef?

Or would it be a brussel bout?

What's the most popular wine at Christmas?

I don't like brussel sprouts!!!

What do Brussels sprouts and p**... have in common?

You push them to the side and keep eating

Brussels: 3 year old kidnapped

Slept for two hours

Remember that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes that make girls laugh. Many of the brussel belgian puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When a joke goes too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke becomes inappropriate.

We suggest you to use only working brussel kale piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and make them laugh.

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