The Best 35 Brush Teeth Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Brush Teeth jokes. There are some brush teeth jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these brush teeth puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Brush Teeth Jokes and Puns

What's the first thing you do after waking up and the last thing you do before going to bed?

Nephew: Brushing your teeth!

Mom: oh honey that's not a joke.

Nephew: it is if you think that's what I do!

Why should you never brush your teeth with your left hand?

Because a toothbrush works better.

You can tell the toothbrush was invented in Alabama

if it was invented anywhere else, it would've been called the teeth brush.

You better start brushing your teeth, son!

Oral-B very mad!

For past 10 years my wife has been complaining to me about not putting the cap back on the toothpaste...

On our anniversary, I decided to change this bad habit and make my wife happy.
For a week I was diligent, always capping the toothpaste.
I was expecting my wife to thank me, but she never did it.
Finally, last night she turned and looked at me and said:
Why did you stop brushing your teeth ?? !!!


Why does Donkey Kong brush his teeth?

To prevent tooth DK.

Did you know the toothbrush was invented in West Virginia?

Anywhere else and it would have been called a teeth brush.

If you get pulled over and you have some Coke in your car, you're likely to get arrested.

However, if you get pulled over and you have some Pepsi in your car, you're likely to make a new friend.

Remember to always brush your seatbelts, buckle your teeth, and drink Pepsi.ยฎ๏ธ

A boy asks his mom, When I grow up will I have two penises like daddy?

Mom: Daddy doesn't have two penises son

Son: Sure he does! He has the little one he uses to pee and the big one he uses to brush the babysitter's teeth!

Kanye West

After a long day of work, Kanye West goes to his Kanye Nest to take his Kanye Rest. He wakes up feeling his Kanye Best. Then he'll get Kanye Dressed on his Kanye Vest to go on a Kanye Quest. He goes to church and becomes Kanye Blessed, then to a hotel room to be a Kanye Guest. Then to school to take his Kanye Test. He forgot to brush his teeth. Did he run out of Kanye Crest? His neighbor stole it, what a Kanye Pest.

TIL the tooth brush was invented in Kentucky...

Anywhere else and it would be called a teeth brush.

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A young girl walks in on her dad peeing...

The dad fumbles around trying to cover up. Then the girl says "don't worry dad. I've seen one before. Mommy brushes her teeth with the neighbor's."

Ghandi spent a lot of time fasting in his life, which made him thin and frail. He chose not to wear shoes often, so when he walked, he toughened up his feet. Rarely did he brush his teeth.

That makes him a super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

Why do protesters refuse to brush their teeth?

Because plaque lives matter.

A man is sentenced to 15 years in prison, but escapes after only 3 days

He's taken in front of a judge, who orders the prisoner to explain his actions. The prisoner says "Well your honor, the first day, they gave me a comb, then shaved off all my hair. The second day, they gave me a tooth brush, then pulled out all my teeth. The third day, they gave me a jock strap, I went over the wall". "Case dismissed" declares the judge

Little Johnny and two penises.

Little Johnny went to school and the teacher was teaching human anatomy. She pointed to the private part of a male and asked her class if anyone knew what it was.

Little Johnny raised his hand: "I do, I do! and my daddy has two of them!" Teacher was puzzled.

"My daddy has a small one to pee with and a long one to brush my mom's teeth with!"

A woman gets up in the morning.

She enters the bathroom, brushes her teeth, gets dressed and finally steps onto the weighing scale.

She looks down to see the results, and suddenly starts screaming happily.

"HONEY, I've lost 6kg since yesterday!", she yells.

The husband looks up from his newspaper and answers:

"Don't be so surprised, you haven't put on your make up yet!"

How do you know a redneck invented the tooth brush?

We would have called it a teeth brush

A female friend of mine told me that i should act more like a knight

So i stopped showering, brushing my teeth and i raped her


For past 20 years, my wife has been complaining about my not putting the cap back on the toothpaste.

This anniversary, I decided to change this bad habit and make my wife happy.

For a week, I was diligent, always capping the toothpaste.

I was expecting my wife to thank me, but she never did it.

Finally, last night, she turned and looked at me and said - "Why have you stopped brushing your teeth since a week ??"

Marriage is a social crime, I tell you.

How to tell someone they have a bad breath nicely ?

"Oh boy I am bored lets brush our teeth"

I got abducted by aliens...

I was told to do my all chores, eat my veggies, take a shower and brush my teeth.

It was then I realized I was in the mother ship.

My mom was always obsessed with dental hygiene...

...she would always take her electric toothbrush to bed and brush her teeth all night!

A person gets hit by a bicycle.

So this person wakes up, as usual, to get ready to go to work. They do their normal routine: brush teeth, eat breakfast, get dressed, etc... On their way to work, they get hit by a bicycle.

The next day, the same thing happens. Get ready for work, leave, get hit by a bicycle. This goes on for weeks.

It was a vicious cycle.

I was so busy with maths homework that I didn't brush my teeth for a week

The calculus had built up, and it was starting to get quite hard.

Why do all methheads have bad teeth?

They only brush them before sleeping

I've been getting anonymous texts from someone telling me to shower, comb my hair & brush my teeth.

I think they may be trying to groom me.

I hate people who don't brush their teeth.

They're a plaque on society.

I finally got to go to the dentist for the first time since the pandemic startedโ€ฆ

The doctor was shocked at how clean my teeth were but said my breath smelled like shit and he couldn't figure out why.

He asked if I'd been brushing regularly and I said yes.

He asked if I flossed regularly and I said as much as I normally do.

He asked if I changed my diet and I told him it was the same as it always was.

After sitting there for a moment, he looks at me and asks:

Doctor: Is there anything that's changed?

Me: Wellโ€ฆI did get a bidet and I haven't quite figured out the water pressure.

My wife said she found my first gray hair, but I didn't believe her for the longest time. Then when I was brushing my teeth this morning I saw it in the mirror, on the left side of my mustache.

It was right under my nose this whole time.

What do we know about Gandhi?

Well, he walked barefoot and was a vegetarian.. he ate very little and practiced yoga, and was a minimalist who likely didn't brush his teeth either, giving him bad breath.

He was a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

I'm religious about brushing my teeth.

I do it twice a year on Christmas and Easter.

How come Link never brushes his teeth?

He wants breath of the wild.

Christmas Day accident

Grandpa woke up unusually early yesterday to celebrate Christmas with the family. He was half asleep still when went to the restroom to brush his teeth. In the early morning brain fog, he accidentally got his Polident mixed up with his Preparation H.

His gums aren't itching, but now, he can't get his underwear off!

I told the dentist I was concerned about the buildup on my teeth

He just brushed it off.

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