Following is our collection of funny Brush jokes. There are some brush paintbrush jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these brush basil brush puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
A hiker surprises a large Grizzly in the woods. The Bruin gives chase and as the man crashed blindly through the brush, he suddenly finds himself standing on a precipice overlooking a deep canyon. The bear is nearly upon him when the man in desperation shouts to the heavens, "Lord, give this bear some religion!" At that moment the bear drops to his knees in earnest prayer, "Our heavenly Father, Thank you for this meal I'm about to receive..."
Olie went to the neighborhood dance, and he won the big door prize. It was a toilet brush. So he took it home.
A few days later some friends of Olie asked him "Hey Olie how is that toilet brush working out for ya."
Olie said "Oh it works real good but I prefer toilet paper."
He's taken in front of a judge, who orders the prisoner to explain his actions. The prisoner says "Well your honor, the first day, they gave me a comb, then shaved off all my hair. The second day, they gave me a tooth brush, then pulled out all my teeth. The third day, they gave me a jock strap, I went over the wall". "Case dismissed" declares the judge
if it was invented anywhere else, it would've been called the teeth brush.
You brush them both aside and keep on eating.
A young man shows up for a job at a large house and knocks on the front door. The owner opens the door and gives the young man a gallon of green paint and a brush and tells him to go out back and paint the "porch green." After a few hours the young man comes back and knocks on the front door. The owner opens the door and the young man says, "Sir, I'm done paintin', but that aint no porch you got out back, it's a Ferrari."
We would have called it a teeth brush
Little Johnny went to school and the teacher was teaching human anatomy. She pointed to the private part of a male and asked her class if anyone knew what it was.
Little Johnny raised his hand: "I do, I do! and my daddy has two of them!" Teacher was puzzled.
"My daddy has a small one to pee with and a long one to brush my mom's teeth with!"
The foreman gives the guy a paint brush and a fat bucket of paint and tells the dood where to paint and off the guy goes.
End of the first day the newbie comes back and tells the foreman he did 10 miles. "Outstanding!" The foreman says.
Second day newbie comes back to the shop at the end of the day and tells the foreman he's done 4 miles. 'Not impressive.' The foreman thinks.
End of the third day the newbie tells his foreman he did one mile. The foreman has to ask, "The first day you did 10 miles, the second day you did 4, and today you only accomplished one measly mile? What gives?"
"Well," The newbie says, "Every day the paint can gets farther and farther away.
"Right class," said the teacher. "Who can make a sentence with the word 'contagious'?"
Little Johnny threw up his hand excitedly.
"Yes, Johnny?"
"My dad saw our neighbour painting his fence with a little brush, and said, 'Blimey, that'll take the contageous!'"
three days later he went back to paper..
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You can't brush your teeth with a crocodile.
You just brush them off to the side and keep eating
Dust pan and brush
The man goes to the bathroom. His wife asks him: "What are you doing?". He replied: "Brushing my teeth". She asks him: "Can you please brush mine too?"
Sorry grandma!!
Anywhere else and it would have been called a teeth brush.
I must be the only person in the world with hairy teeth.
To prevent tooth DK.
I hope it was the former, not the lather.
Oral-B very mad!
She kept looking for it in Alderaan places.
Student: "Our neighbour is painting his house with a 2 inch brush and my dad said it will take the contagious."
Is it weird to name your toothbrush?
"Oh boy I am bored lets brush our teeth"
Grandpa woke up unusually early yesterday to celebrate Christmas with the family. He was half asleep still when went to the restroom to brush his teeth. In the early morning brain fog, he accidentally got his Polident mixed up with his Preparation H.
His gums aren't itching, but now, he can't get his underwear off!
...she would always take her electric toothbrush to bed and brush her teeth all night!
He said it doesn't count since I used a dust pan and brush.
An old man went down to his lake to clear brush from a recent storm. When he arrived he found 8 beautiful women skinny dipping in the water. Seeing him the women yelled "you get out of here old man. We're staying under the water until you're long gone so you don't see a thing." Quickly the old man replied "I apologize ladies. I'm not here to spy on you. I just came to feed the alligators."
I think they may be trying to groom me.
Comb over hair.
My thanks to my niece who made this up. She is seven. Pretty good imo.
Because plaque lives matter.
They couldn't brush away their differences.
Anywhere else and it would be called a teeth brush.
It was a brush with death.
A man walks into a store looking for a toilet brush. The store owner shows him a variety of brushes at various pricepoints. The man thinks for a little while, then buys the cheapest one.
The next day the man is back at the store. "Were you unhappy with your purchase?" asks the shopkeeper. "We have other models that might work better."
The man agrees and buys a little more expensive one.
The next day the man is back yet again. The shopkeeper, visually puzzled on how a toilet brush can be such a big deal, asks "What's the matter, didn't like the new one either?"
"Well" replies the man. "To be honest it *was* pretty effective. But I gotta say, I prefer toilet paper!"
His mouth was 4 molar
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Because it had honey in it's comb.
During class, the teacher wanted the students to say something interesting about their family.
Johnny decided to go first and said: '' My father has two penises ''. The teacher knew that was impossible and asked Johnny to elaborate.
Johnny then said: '' He has a small one he uses to pee and a large one he uses to brush mommy's mouth with! ''
for example "a brush is used to brush some one". My teacher gazed around the class, asking us for another example.
In retrospect, I don't think she liked the word "fist".
They just brush past them
I thought 'something must be afoot'
That makes him a super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
My arsehole's red raw, I'm going back to toilet paper.
However, if you get pulled over and you have some Pepsi in your car, you're likely to make a new friend.
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A toothbrush.
People said that he had one nasty stroke.
....then I tell women, "I had a brush with Death this morning."
Didn't like it and switched back to toilet paper.
Mom: Daddy doesn't have two penises son
Son: Sure he does! He has the little one he uses to pee and the big one he uses to brush the babysitter's teeth!
Orale-B
It's nothing to brush off lightly
but after giving it a try for a week I decided to go back to using toilet paper.
A honeycomb
Student: our neighbour is painting a wall with 2 inch brush, my dad says it will take this contagious.
After a long day of work, Kanye West goes to his Kanye Nest to take his Kanye Rest. He wakes up feeling his Kanye Best. Then he'll get Kanye Dressed on his Kanye Vest to go on a Kanye Quest. He goes to church and becomes Kanye Blessed, then to a hotel room to be a Kanye Guest. Then to school to take his Kanye Test. He forgot to brush his teeth. Did he run out of Kanye Crest? His neighbor stole it, what a Kanye Pest.
They only brush them before sleeping
Whilst this is a joke, my nan actually told me this yesterday and insists it's a true story from the 60s when she lived in Cornwall...
So, my grandma was was walking down the street and her neighbour, let's call her Beverley, was heading towards her carrying her shopping but was walking kind of funny.
Naturally my Nan asked if everything was okay and if she's alright, had she hurt herself? No she said, I'm okay, I've just bought one of those new toilet brushes, but I think I'm going to switch back to paper
Wife: Thank you
Hubby: Why do we keep the toilet brush in the shower?
Wife: What?!??!
Hubby: Why is the toilet brush in the shower?
Wife: What the hell are you talking about?!?
Hubby: The puffy thing with the handle!!
Wife: MY LOOFA
Hubby: You named the toilet brush?
The calculus had built up, and it was starting to get quite hard.
Because a toothbrush works better.
So this person wakes up, as usual, to get ready to go to work. They do their normal routine: brush teeth, eat breakfast, get dressed, etc... On their way to work, they get hit by a bicycle.
The next day, the same thing happens. Get ready for work, leave, get hit by a bicycle. This goes on for weeks.
It was a vicious cycle.
That was my first brush with the law.
It is too coarse. I am going back to using toilet paper.
Well, he walked barefoot and was a vegetarian.. he ate very little and practiced yoga, and was a minimalist who likely didn't brush his teeth either, giving him bad breath.
He was a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
Honestly? Not a fan. I think I'll stick with toilet paper.
The toilet brush must never be used as a microphone
it's a toilet brush, and a week later, some of the guys invited him him to their weekly poker game. While there, one of them asks, "Hey Ollie, how's that toilet brush, the one you won from us neighbors?" Ollie responds, "Well, it works real good, but I prefer toilet paper."
They're a plaque on society.
I was told to do my all chores, eat my veggies, take a shower and brush my teeth.
It was then I realized I was in the mother ship.
I had a brush with Death.
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