The Best 17 Bruno Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Bruno jokes. There are some bruno allergic jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
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Top 10 of the Funniest Bruno Jokes and Puns
Freddie Mercury, Venus Williams and Bruno Mars all walked into the same bar.
They didn't planet.
If Bruno Mars married Venus Williams on Earth, do you think they'd have a Sun?
Only if they planet.
Freddy Mercury, Venus Williams Williams Bruno Mars all happened to walk into the same bar.
But they didn't planet that way.
Why isn't Bruno Mars named Bruno Snickers?
Because he doesn't have the nuts.
Bruno Mars, Venus Williams and Freddie Mercury walk into a bar
But they didn't planet that way
Big Pause
A bear walks into a tavern and sits at the bar.
The bartender says, "What can I get'cha there, Bruno?"
The bear says, "I'll have a rum and..."
He's silent for 30 seconds, then adds, "Coke."
The bartender says "OK. But what's with the big pause?"
The bear lifts his front feet to his face, looks at them, and says "I've had them all my life. Ya got a problem with that, buddy?'
What's the first rule of Bruno Club?
We don't talk about Bruno.
I heard that Bruno Mars helped design the Apple Watch
Dont believe me? Just watch
I'm cursed to end every statement I make with Bruno Mars lyrics
Don't believe me? Just watch.
What's Bruno Mars favorite vegetable trick?
24 carrot magic
Bruno Mars is the best levitating vegetable magician I've ever seen.
He can do 24 Carrot Magic in the Air
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Bruno Mars may be drippin' in finesse....
But at 5' 5" it only takes a teaspoon to soak him.
I want to be half as cool as Bruno Mars...
I'd be just fine with 12K Magic
Do you know why Bruno Mars is called Bruno Mars and not Bruno Snickers?
Its cause he ain't got no nuts
Did Bruno Mars ever get a purple heart?
Cuz he caught a grenade for you
How does Bruno mars ask for popcorn at the theater?
Go pop it for a player, pop-pop it for me
What do rabbits eat when listening to Bruno Mars?
24 Carrots
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