Bruno Jokes

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If Bruno Mars married Venus Williams on Earth, do you think they'd have a Sun?

Only if they planet.

Why isn't Bruno Mars named Bruno Snickers?

Because he doesn't have the nuts.

Bruno Mars, Venus Williams and Freddie Mercury walk into a bar

But they didn't planet that way

Big Pause

A bear walks into a tavern and sits at the bar.

The bartender says, "What can I get'cha there, Bruno?"

The bear says, "I'll have a rum and..."

He's silent for 30 seconds, then adds, "Coke."

The bartender says "OK. But what's with the big pause?"

The bear lifts his front feet to his face, looks at them, and says "I've had them all my life. Ya got a problem with that, buddy?'

I heard that Bruno Mars helped design the Apple Watch

Dont believe me? Just watch

I'm cursed to end every statement I make with Bruno Mars lyrics

Don't believe me? Just watch.

Bruno Mars is the best levitating vegetable magician I've ever seen.

He can do 24 Carrot Magic in the Air

I want to be half as cool as Bruno Mars...

I'd be just fine with 12K Magic

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