Bruno Jokes
10 bruno jokes and hilarious bruno puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about bruno that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Freddie Mercury, Venus Williams and Bruno mars all walked into the same bar.
They didn't planet.
Venus Williams and Bruno Mars were sitting at a bar talking about where they were from.
The bartender said, "Hey - you two should write a book!"
If Bruno Mars married Venus Williams on Earth, do you think they'd have a Sun?
Only if they planet.
Freddy Mercury, venus Williams Williams Bruno Mars all happened to walk into the same bar.
But they didn't planet that way.
Everybody knows Rudolph the Red Nose leads Santa's sled team...
...but few know that Bruno the Brown Nose is the second in line.
He can run as fast as Rudolph, but he isn't as quick to stop.
Why isn't Bruno Mars named Bruno Snickers?
Because he doesn't have the nuts.
Big Pause
A bear walks into a tavern and sits at the bar.
The bartender says, "What can I get'cha there, Bruno?"
The bear says, "I'll have a r**... and..."
He's silent for 30 seconds, then adds, "Coke."
The bartender says "OK. But what's with the big pause?"
The bear lifts his front feet to his face, looks at them, and says "I've had them all my life. Ya got a problem with that, buddy?'
Bruno Mars, Venus Williams and Freddie mercury walk into a bar
But they didn't planet that way
Sometimes I randomly shout out Bruno Mars lyrics
Don't believe me? Just watch!
What's the first rule of Bruno Club?
We don't talk about Bruno.
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