Only if they planet.
Because he doesn't have the nuts.
But they didn't planet that way
A bear walks into a tavern and sits at the bar.
The bartender says, "What can I get'cha there, Bruno?"
The bear says, "I'll have a rum and..."
He's silent for 30 seconds, then adds, "Coke."
The bartender says "OK. But what's with the big pause?"
The bear lifts his front feet to his face, looks at them, and says "I've had them all my life. Ya got a problem with that, buddy?'
Dont believe me? Just watch
Don't believe me? Just watch.
He can do 24 Carrot Magic in the Air
I'd be just fine with 12K Magic
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