Only if they planet.
Because he doesn't have the nuts.
But they didn't planet that way
A bear walks into a tavern and sits at the bar.
The bartender says, "What can I get'cha there, Bruno?"
The bear says, "I'll have a rum and..."
He's silent for 30 seconds, then adds, "Coke."
The bartender says "OK. But what's with the big pause?"
The bear lifts his front feet to his face, looks at them, and says "I've had them all my life. Ya got a problem with that, buddy?'
Dont believe me? Just watch
Don't believe me? Just watch.
He can do 24 Carrot Magic in the Air
I'd be just fine with 12K Magic
Near the end of the book I think Bruno felt pretty gassed.
It's pure gold, truly magical.
Women fuck him because he's over six figures and famous.
Women fuck me because I'm over 6 feet tall and over 6 inches.
But at 5' 5" it only takes a teaspoon to soak him.
Cuz he caught a grenade for you
24 Carrots
because he hasn't nuts.
Michael Jackson the third.
Go pop it for a player, pop-pop it for me
Its cause he ain't got no nuts
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