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They Pulp Fiction.
because you know what they say about old habits...
and the theme is composers. Bruce tells the other stars, "I'll dress up as Mozart". Sylvester responds, "I'd be a great Beethoven". As the two are planning their costumes, Arnold checks the time and notices he's late for an appointment. As he hurries out the door, Bruce and Stallone ask "Hey, Arnold, who'll you dress up as? Arnold responds, as he walks out of the room, "I'll be Bach".
You know what they say about old habits.
The Great Composers!
"I wanna be Beethoven," said Stallone.
"I gotta be Mozart," retorted Willis.
"What about you, Arnie?" they asked....
Because you know what they say about old habits...
Pulp Fiction
You know what they say about old habits.
He was a Die Hard fan.
I told her old habits die hard
Stephen Speilberg has just recently decided to create a new action movie about the greatest composers on Earth. His creates his cast and asks them 'Who do you want to be' ...
Bruce Willis says to him 'I ll play Beethoven, i've always fancied myself as a bit of a genius'
Liam Neeson then pipes up saying 'Im going to be Mozart, i find his music very relaxing and very baroque'
Lastly Arnold Schwarzenegger says 'Ill be Bach'
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I guess you can say.. I'm a Die Hard fan.
Bruce Willis says "I'll be Mozart", Chuck Norris says "I'll be Beethoven" and Arnold Schwarzenegger says "I'll be Bach".
I once met Bruce Willis at a fancy dress party. He was wearing a really shabby looking nun outfit. I was told that he'd worn the same costume to every fancy dress party he'd attended for years. I suppose old habits die hard.
Bruce Willis has to go undercover in a retirement home for nuns to stop a terrorist plot.
It's called "Old Habits Die Hard".
They're all bad ass.
Old Hobbits Die Hard.
Because he died hard.
It's called Old Habits Die Hard
Who should have played Bilbo Baggins in Lord of the Rings? Bruce Willis. Because old hobbits die hard.
Six cents.
Bruce Willis and Sylvester Stallone were discussing their next Halloween costumes. They wanted to get away from the typical scary characters and do something different.
Bruce: 'how about historical figures? I'll go as Freud.'
Sly: 'ok, sounds good. I'll go as Leonardo Da Vinci.'
Arnold Schwarzenegger overhears their discussion, walks over and replies 'I'll be Bach.'
Bruce Willis said I'll play Mozart!
Tom Cruise said I'll play Beethoven!
Arnold said I'll be Bach
It's called 'Taken Hard'
You might say that I'm a die-hard fan
Because his old habits, die hard.
Icy dead people!
I guess old habits Die Hard.
^Someone ^please ^slap ^me.
^
It's Bruce Willis is dead!
Irmageddon.
He died hard.
Zippy tie-yay motherf***er.
I guess he was a die-hard fan ...
"Bad Habits Die Hard."
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