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  1. One day Bruce Wayne learned that his great great great great great great grandmother encountered a vigilante who called himself "The Man of Bats..." It was his Nana's Nana's Nana's Nana's Batman.
  2. If Bruce Wayne overcame his fear of bats by becoming his phobia... why am I still afraid of failure?
  3. What did Bruce Wayne say to the hungry squirrel? YOU WANNA GET NUTS?
    C'mon, let's get nuts.
  4. Bruce Wayne walks into a bar, and the bartender says, 'What would you like?' ... 'Parents.'
  5. I saw a guy named "Wayne Bruce" at work I said, "My nemicice, Man-bat, we meet again." Most people didn't get it.
    EDIT. Nemesis
  6. In his later years Bruce Wayne retired and became a famous poet Apparently, he went from bat to verse.
  7. When Batman's parents were tragically killed, who taught young Bruce how to love? Lil Wayne had to do it all by himself
  8. Bruce Wayne first tried wearing a Chuck Norris mask to inspire fear, until he saw himself in the mirror.
    He immediately changed to the Batman
  9. What is Bruce Wayne's father's nickname? Dadman.
    Oh, and also deadman.
  10. What did Bruce Wayne call his father?

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Bruce Wayne One Liners

Which bruce wayne one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with bruce wayne? I can suggest the ones about bruce caitlyn and bruce lee.

  1. What does the Jewish Bruce Wayne drive? The Shabbat-Mobile.
  2. What travels down an alley and has holes in it? Bruce Wayne's parents
  3. What does Bruce Wayne take with his drink? Just ice.
  4. What's Bruce Wayne's dad's superpower? Invisibility
  5. Riffing on the young Bruce Wayne's lines in "Gotham:" "He has to tell his own dad jokes."
  6. What did Bruce Wayne say when Wayne enterprises was dying? My business is wayne-ing.
  7. What do you call Bruce Wayne's shoe shop Bootman
  8. Do you know why Bruce Wayne becomes Batman? He doesn't want anyone else to die in Wayne.
  9. What would be Bruce Wayne's superhero name if he wasn't rich? Baseball Batman
  10. What is Bruce Wayne's least favorite album? A Night At The Opera by Queen
  11. When Bruce's parents were tragically shot, who taught him how to love? Lil' Wayne
  12. What is Bruce Wayne's favourite sport? BATMAN-ton.
  13. What did Bruce Wayne name his new casino? The Bet-Cave.
  14. Bruce Wayne made some instant noodles Batman and Ramen
  15. Is it too soon to say that Bruce Wayne ... Has batty issues?

Comical Bruce Wayne Jokes to Spread Joy and Laughter

What funny jokes about bruce wayne you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean bruce name jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make bruce wayne pranks.

Why batman wasn't in the avengers.

You need parents permission to join.
Edit I know that he is dc im using him for the sake of the joke its just a joke I'm not implying that they're the same universe (even though bruce wayne is a millionaire in new york jtlyk)

How do you get money from Bruce Wayne?

It's simple really, we *bill* the Batman.

Schrodinger's Wayne.

He's either Bruce Wayne, or Batman depending on when you observe.

If Bruce Wayne was Jewish, would he have had a bar mitzvah or a bat mitzvah?

How does Bruce Wayne's mom call Bruce in for dinner...

She can't she's dead

What does Bruce Wayne pack his walls with?

Bat-Insulation.

What is Bruce Wayne's favorite religious health food?

Christian Kale

Alfred : Master Bruce, Quess Who I Saw Today?

Bruce Wayne : Who?
Alfred : Not Your Parents.
Bruce Wayne : Why You're Doing This Alfred?
Alfred : They Told Me To
Bruce Wayne : Who?
Alfred : Not Your Parents.

Why is Bruce Wayne's hair messed up?

Because of his cowlick.

Why would Batman always beat Superman?

because, being rich, Bruce Wayne can ride a horse properly.

Why does Batman think so highly about himself?

Bruce Wayne.

What does Bruce Wayne call his private parts?

Way-ner

What did Bruce Wayne order at Starbucks after witnessing his parents m**...?

A double shot depresso

A guy walks into a bar.......

he says "Oww"
--by Bruce Wayne

Bruce Wayne became a surgeon.

Whenever he carried out a surgery, he always asked the nurses to turn the lights off. This was extremely dangerous and unusual, so the nurses asked him why.
He said, "I operate in the shadows"

Where does Bruce Wayne go to d**...?

The bat-room!

After many years of fighting crime as batman

Bruce Wayne finally got married and had a son. His son turned out to be brilliant at investing, especially in bitcoin, making Wayne Enterprises one of the biggest companies on the planet.
All this time, Bruce had been training him, and when the time was right, Bruce introduced his son to the Justice League, and told them that his son was going to take his place. Everyone was very welcoming, except for superman, who immediately quit the Justice League. He just couldn't work with a crypto knight.