The Best 29 Bruce Wayne Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Bruce Wayne jokes. There are some bruce wayne jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these bruce wayne puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Bruce Wayne Jokes and Puns

One day Bruce Wayne learned that his great great great great great great grandmother encountered a vigilante who called himself "The Man of Bats..."

It was his Nana's Nana's Nana's Nana's Batman.

If Bruce Wayne overcame his fear of bats by becoming his phobia...

why am I still afraid of failure?

After many years of fighting crime as batman

Bruce Wayne finally got married and had a son. His son turned out to be brilliant at investing, especially in bitcoin, making Wayne Enterprises one of the biggest companies on the planet.

All this time, Bruce had been training him, and when the time was right, Bruce introduced his son to the Justice League, and told them that his son was going to take his place. Everyone was very welcoming, except for superman, who immediately quit the Justice League. He just couldn't work with a crypto knight.

Alfred : Master Bruce, Quess Who I Saw Today?

Bruce Wayne : Who?

Alfred : Not Your Parents.

Bruce Wayne : Why You're Doing This Alfred?

Alfred : They Told Me To

Bruce Wayne : Who?

Alfred : Not Your Parents.

What does the Jewish Bruce Wayne drive?

The Shabbat-Mobile.


What travels down an alley and has holes in it?

Bruce Wayne's parents

What does Bruce Wayne take with his drink?

Just ice.

What did Bruce Wayne say to the hungry squirrel?

YOU WANNA GET NUTS?

C'mon, let's get nuts.

Where does Bruce Wayne go to defecate?

The bat-room!

What's Bruce Wayne's dad's superpower?

Invisibility

Bruce Wayne walks into a bar, and the bartender says, 'What would you like?'

... 'Parents.'

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Bruce Wayne became a surgeon.

Whenever he carried out a surgery, he always asked the nurses to turn the lights off. This was extremely dangerous and unusual, so the nurses asked him why.
He said, "I operate in the shadows"

Why batman wasn't in the avengers.

You need parents permission to join.

Edit I know that he is dc im using him for the sake of the joke its just a joke I'm not implying that they're the same universe (even though bruce wayne is a millionaire in new york jtlyk)

I saw a guy named "Wayne Bruce" at work

I said, "My nemicice, Man-bat, we meet again." Most people didn't get it.
EDIT. Nemesis

Riffing on the young Bruce Wayne's lines in "Gotham:"

"He has to tell his own dad jokes."

What did Bruce Wayne say when Wayne enterprises was dying?

My business is wayne-ing.

In his later years Bruce Wayne retired and became a famous poet

Apparently, he went from bat to verse.

What does Bruce Wayne call his erection? (NSFW)

Batman and Throbin

What do you call Bruce Wayne's shoe shop

Bootman


Do you know why Bruce Wayne becomes Batman? He doesn't want anyone else to

die in Wayne.

What would be Bruce Wayne's superhero name if he wasn't rich?

Baseball Batman

What is Bruce Wayne's least favorite album?

A Night At The Opera by Queen

When Batman's parents were tragically killed, who taught young Bruce how to love?

Lil Wayne had to do it all by himself

When Bruce's parents were tragically shot, who taught him how to love?

Lil' Wayne

What is Bruce Wayne's favourite sport?

BATMAN-ton.

What did Bruce Wayne name his new casino?

The Bet-Cave.

Bruce Wayne made some instant noodles

Batman and Ramen

Is it too soon to say that Bruce Wayne ...

Has batty issues?

Bruce Wayne first tried wearing a Chuck Norris mask to inspire fear, until he saw himself in the mirror.

He immediately changed to the Batman

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