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It was his Nana's Nana's Nana's Nana's Batman.
why am I still afraid of failure?
Bruce Wayne finally got married and had a son. His son turned out to be brilliant at investing, especially in bitcoin, making Wayne Enterprises one of the biggest companies on the planet.
All this time, Bruce had been training him, and when the time was right, Bruce introduced his son to the Justice League, and told them that his son was going to take his place. Everyone was very welcoming, except for superman, who immediately quit the Justice League. He just couldn't work with a crypto knight.
Bruce Wayne : Who?
Alfred : Not Your Parents.
Bruce Wayne : Why You're Doing This Alfred?
Alfred : They Told Me To
Bruce Wayne : Who?
Alfred : Not Your Parents.
The Shabbat-Mobile.
Bruce Wayne's parents
Just ice.
YOU WANNA GET NUTS?
C'mon, let's get nuts.
The bat-room!
Invisibility
... 'Parents.'
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Whenever he carried out a surgery, he always asked the nurses to turn the lights off. This was extremely dangerous and unusual, so the nurses asked him why.
He said, "I operate in the shadows"
You need parents permission to join.
Edit I know that he is dc im using him for the sake of the joke its just a joke I'm not implying that they're the same universe (even though bruce wayne is a millionaire in new york jtlyk)
I said, "My nemicice, Man-bat, we meet again." Most people didn't get it.
EDIT. Nemesis
"He has to tell his own dad jokes."
My business is wayne-ing.
Apparently, he went from bat to verse.
Batman and Throbin
Bootman
die in Wayne.
Baseball Batman
A Night At The Opera by Queen
Lil Wayne had to do it all by himself
Lil' Wayne
BATMAN-ton.
The Bet-Cave.
Batman and Ramen
Has batty issues?
Bruce Wayne first tried wearing a Chuck Norris mask to inspire fear, until he saw himself in the mirror.
He immediately changed to the Batman
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