Bruce Lee Jokes
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- What do Bruce Lee and the donkey from Shrek have in common? They have both entered the dragon.
- Why is Bruce Lee so good at telling jokes? Because if his punch line doesn't work, you still get a kick out of it.
- Did you know Bruce Lee had a son other than Brandon? He was a famous vegetarian. His name was Brock.
- At the Burger King drive through I said I'll have Bruce Lee's favorite burger please The cashier said what's that?
So I said A whopaaaaaaaa - Bruce Lee walks into a bar... And the bartender goes: "Woah! You're Bruce Lee! What can I get for you?"
"WAH-TAH!" - I've just discovered Bruce Lee had a vegetarian brother… Broco Lee
- I just found out that Bruce Lee had a vegan brother Broco Lee
- What's the name of Bruce Lee's vegetarian cousin? BrocoLee
- What do you get when you cross Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris? Beat up.
- Bruce Lee's favorite drink Wataaaaa!!!
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- Bruce Lee was fast, but he had an even faster brother… Sudden Lee
- Today i have met the vegetarian brother of Bruce Lee Brocco Lee
- Hear that Bruce Lee had a vegetarian son? Brock Lee.
- I met Bruce Lee's vegetarian brother Broco Lee
- What was Bruce Lees vegetarian brothers name? Broco Lee
- Bruce Lee was fast But his brother, Sudden, was faster.
- Bruce lee was fast but do you know about his even faster brother? Sudden Lee
- Bruce Lee had a Vegan Brother His name was Broco Lee
- What does Bruce Lee order in Burger King? WOPPAAAH!
- I met Bruce Lee's vegan brother today. His name is Brocko Lee.
- What is Bruce Lee's favorite drink? WATAAAAAAAAH!!!!
- you know what Bruce Lee's favorite drink was? WATAHHH!!!!
- What does Bruce Lee order at Burger King? A *WHOPPA*!
- How do you call Bruce Lee's vegan cousin? Broco Lee
- Who is the vegan cousin of Bruce Lee? Broccoli
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Chuck Norris once killed a man in New York while practicing Bruce Lee's one inch punch...
Chuck Norris was in San Franscisco at the time.
Bruce lee does not drink water, he drinks WATAAAA.
In a fight between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris would win.
No questions.
Bruce Lee is the only person that lived from a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.
He died a year later.
Finally, they discovered real cause of Bruce Lee's death – extreme exhaustion from fight with Chuck Norris.
Bruce Lee didn't die from an allergic reaction.
He died cause Chuck Norris decided to not let him live anymore.
What is Bruce Lee's beverage of choice?
WATAAAAAR
What do you call Bruce Lee stuffed in a shell?
A crustacean
What's Bruce Lee's favorite drink?
WA-TA!
What beverage does Bruce Lee like to drink?
WAA-TAA!
1.What is Bruce Lee's favorite beverage?
WATAAAH!
2.What is Bruce Lee's favorite hamburger?
WHOPPAH!
3.Which hotel does Bruce Lee stay overnight?
HYAAAAATT!
What was Bruce Lee's favorite hotel?
HYATT!!!
Bruce Lee threw a grenade and killed fifty people...
And then the grenade exploded.
What's Bruce Lee's favorite drink?
WatAHHH!!
What kind of wine does Bruce Lee pair with a fish dinner?
None, he just has some WATAH!
The difference between Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee?
Why does Chuck Norris have a lot of jokes but Bruce Lee doesn't?
Because Bruce Lee is no joke...
What is Bruce Lee's favorite hamburger?
WHOPPAAAHHH
What does Bruce Lee drink when he's thirsty?
Wa-TAH!
When in Canada, what is Bruce Lee's favorite vegetable?
Carrot-eh
What was Bruce Lee's favorite beverage?
WATAAAAAAAAAAA!
What is bruce lee's favourite drink?
A fruit punch.
What does Bruce Lee like to eat before a fight to the death?
QUINOOOOAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
What do you call a peaceful Bruce Lee?
Gent Lee (Gently)
So I heard that Bruce Lee had children
apparently
What was Bruce Lee's favorite drink?
Waattaaah!
What's Bruce Lee's favourite drink?
WAAAAAATEEEEERRRR
What do you call Bruce Lee's mom when she's making obvious statements?
A parent, Lee.
Why is there more Chuck Norris jokes than Bruce Lee jokes
Because Bruce Lee is no joke
What's Bruce Lee's favorite car?
Kiaaaaaaaa
What is the name of Bruce Lee's crippled brother?
Broccoli
What do you call sodium chloride beating someone up with Bruce Lee's corpse?
A salt with a dead Lee weapon
What is Bruce Lee's favourite drink?
WAAA-TAAHH!!
Bruce Lee Charged With Carrying A Concealed Weapon.
He had his hands in his pockets.
What does Bruce Lee drink after a hard work out?
Wa-TAH!!
Bruce Lee walks into a Burger King...
and orders and WHOPPPAAAA!!!
What is Bruce Lee's favourite drink?
Water.
Bruce Lee doesn't drink water
He drinks WATAAAAAAAAA
What is Bruce Lee's favorite beverage?
WHATTTTTUUUUUUUUuuuhhhhh!!!!
What was Bruce Lee's beverage of choice?
WAH-TAH!
What is Bruce Lee's brother's name?
Brocco
What does a trebuchet in a convent and Bruce Lee have in common?
They're both nunchuckers.
Yes lame but it's OC
What's the difference between an open box of stinky cheese and a Kung Fu master?
One is loose brie and the other is Bruce Lee
Bruce Lee can punch so fast you can't even see it.
There's no punchline.
We've all heard about Bruce Lee and his son Brandon Lee.
But have you heard of his other son Seriously?
Have you met Bruce Lee's vegan brother?
He's called Broco Lee.
Have you also met Bruce Lee's Japanese robot brother?
He's called *Blue 3*
Who is Bruce Lee's dwarf brother?
Gim Lee
TIL Bruce Lee had a vegan cousin
Brocco
Does anyone know bruce lee's dad's name
It's always been a Mr. Lee to me
Your mama so dumb.
She thought Bruce Lee was an adverb.
Did you know that Bruce Lee had a very stern, no-nonsense father?
Serious Lee.
What do you call Bruce Lee's vegetarian cousin?
Brocco-Lee
Whats the name of Bruce Lee's vegetarian brother?
Broccoli.
I just saw Bruce Lee serve someone at the chinese restaurant...
Never mind, it was just a Li
What did Bruce Lee drink when he got thirsty?
Wataa!
Bruce lee would beat dwane Johnson in a fight
Water erodes rock
What is Bruce Lee's favourite beverage?
Waaa-TAAAAAAHHHHH!!!
What was Bruce Lee's first Xmas gift as a child?
ATOYYY!!!
Have you met Bruce Lee's vegan brother?
Broco Lee
Bruce Lee had a vegan brother
Brock Lee
Just read an interesting fact-Bruce Lee had a vegan brother
Broco Lee
What was a favorite drink of Bruce Lee?
waTAAAAH
What do you call Bruce Lee pulling a Radio Flyer?
Enter the wagon.
If Bruce Lee had a vegan brother, what would his name be?
Broccoli
Did you know Bruce Lee has a vegan brother?
Broco Lee
Did you know Bruce Lee had a faster younger brother?
Did you know Bruce Lee had a faster younger brother?
Sudden Lee.
