Bruce Jenner Jokes

Funniest Bruce Jenner Short Jokes

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1. Ruffled feathers ahead. What do you call a woman that is never late, can actually drive a car and doesn't need help killing spiders? Bruce Jenner.
2. I remember seeing Bruce Jenner on Wheaties boxes as a kid and wanting to be him. Apparently he looked at Wheaties boxes and wanted to be Mary Lou Retton
3. What's the difference between bruce banner and bruce jenner? One turned into a terrifying monster, the other is an avenger.
4. Kris Jenner has filed for divorce from Bruce Jenner... She is asking for publicity during this difficult time.
5. Bruce Jenner walked into a barber shop... ...looking for a friend.
   He asks the barber "Bob Peters here?"
   
   The barber says, "Nope. Just cut hair."
6. What did the producer say after seeing Caitlyn Jenner's audition for a Marvel movie role? "Cast her as the Hulk. She's been Bruce before."
7. The Last Time I can Make this Joke I happy to see Caitlyn Jenner is happy, but I was disappointed she did not go with the name I suggested- Bruce Jennerfer.
8. Bruce Jenner just said in his press conference that he is moving to London. When asked why, he said... ...he has always wanted to live abroad.
9. Jenner If Bruce(now) Caitlyn Jenner is kidnapped, do they put his picture on the side of a half & half bottle?
10. I want to become an artist. I already draw and paint daily. Its something ive always wanted to become. But im alreay 25 so im going to do what bruce jenner did and wait 40 years till im nearly dead.

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Bruce Jenner One Liners

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1. Caitlyn Jenner came out today and said she was groped by Bruce Jenner over several years
2. What is Bruce Jenner's nephew's favorite movie? Aunt Man
3. Name an X-Man that is also a Transformer Bruce Jenner
4. If Bruce Jenner goes missing tonight, will they put his face on a carton of half n half?
5. What do you call it when Bruce Jenner has a car accident? a Karkrashian
6. Why did Bruce Jenner wait until age 65 to become a woman? He wanted to avoid menopause.
7. Who is your favorite X-Man? Mine is Bruce Jenner
8. What is Kanye's favorite Transformer? Bruce Jenner
9. Why did Bruce Jenner go back to college? So he could spend a semester a broad.
10. They should make a new superhero movie Starring Bruce Jenner as the Uncanny X-man
11. When Bruce Jenner was born... They had a Gender Conceal Party.
12. "You won't like me when I take my estrogen pill." -Bruce Jenner
13. Caitlyn Jenner has been charged with manslaughter... Bruce is dead.
14. Gender Mender (Surgical knife for Bruce Jenner)
15. Bruce Jenner Why don't more people call, Bruce Jenner, TransJenner?

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