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- Bruce Jenner winning woman of the year just proves that men are better than women at everything, including being a woman
- I was asked who my favorite X-Men character was.. Apparently Bruce Jenner was "inappropriate."
- I feel sorry for Bruce Jenner. He should have never admitted that he is a Republican. Some things are just better kept in the closet.
- Ruffled feathers ahead. What do you call a woman that is never late, can actually drive a car and doesn't need help killing spiders? Bruce Jenner.
- I remember seeing Bruce Jenner on Wheaties boxes as a kid and wanting to be him. Apparently he looked at Wheaties boxes and wanted to be Mary Lou Retton
- What's the difference between bruce banner and bruce jenner? One turned into a terrifying monster, the other is an avenger.
- Kris Jenner has filed for divorce from Bruce Jenner... She is asking for publicity during this difficult time.
- My boss asked me which of the X-men was my favorite Apparently Bruce Jenner was not an appropriate answer.
- Bruce Jenner walked into a barber shop... ...looking for a friend.
He asks the barber "Bob Peters here?"
The barber says, "Nope. Just cut hair." - Everyone was really surprised when Bruce Jenner transitioned into a women, but I wasn't... Have you seen her driving?!
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- Who's the lamest of all the X-men? Bruce Jenner
- Bruce Jenner should legally change his name to Trans
- Caitlyn Jenner came out today and said she was groped by Bruce Jenner over several years
- Guess what Bruce Jenner doesn't want to hear and see anymore? "Deez Nutz"
- What is Bruce Jenner's nephew's favorite movie? Aunt Man
- Name an X-Man that is also a Transformer Bruce Jenner
- If Bruce Jenner goes missing tonight, will they put his face on a carton of half n half?
- What do you call it when Bruce Jenner has a car accident? a Karkrashian
- Why did Bruce Jenner wait until age 65 to become a woman? He wanted to avoid menopause.
- If Bruce Jenner was a superhero... Would he be a 'X-Men' or a 'Transformer'?
- If people were hard drives Bruce Jenner would have been reformatted.
- Who is your favorite X-Man? Mine is Bruce Jenner
- What is Kanye's favorite Transformer? Bruce Jenner
- Why did Bruce Jenner go back to college? So he could spend a semester a broad.
- Men are better at everything. Proof?
Bruce Jenner won the "Woman of the Year" award.
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After Bruce Jenner's transformation, will he be known as the 'Olympic Flame'?
Bruce Jenner's Gender. . .
Is turning into a real Brucehaha
Did you hear Bruce Jenner was in a car accident?
He was unhurt but his t**... was damaged.
Bruce Jenner is becoming a Woman...
and his driving got worse.
Is it a coincidence that as soon as Bruce Jenner turns into a female, that she becomes a bad driver?
Too soon?
Why did Bruce Jenner c**... his car?
Because she's a woman.
Bruce Jenner Gets Into A Car c**...
Bruce Jenner just said in his press conference that he is moving to London. When asked why, he said...
...he has always wanted to live abroad.
Proves a point
Bruce Jenner never had a car accident until he became a woman driver.
Did you hear about Bruce Jenner's car accident?
They said it was caused by a bad t**...
Why did Bruce Jenner get into a car accident?
Because he drives like a woman.
So about Bruce Jenner
I guess we could call him, a transjenner.
What else is Bruce Jenner tired of hearing?
"Deez NUTZ"
What will they call Bruce Jenner after the final s**...-change operation?
Sluice
What do you call a women with meat in her pants?
...Bruce Jenner
In his Olympic days, Bruce Jenner was sponsored by Wheaties...
He is now sponsored by Froot Loops.
Bruce Jenner Wheaties box (funny)
I wonder if Bruce Jenner got wished a happy Mother's Day.
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The Last Time I can Make this Joke
I happy to see Caitlyn Jenner is happy, but I was disappointed she did not go with the name I suggested- Bruce Jennerfer.
Bruce Jenner
Why don't more people call, Bruce Jenner, TransJenner?
Wonder if Bruce Jenner will start using craigslist personals now.....
what do bruce jenner and my mini cooper have in common?
they both have t**... issues.
Why is Bruce's transitioning to Caitlyn acceptable ?
Because we live in a new Jenneration.
Did you hear that Bruce Jenner can't drive anymore?
Yeah, he's a woman now.
What do Bruce Jenner and Floyd Mayweather, have in common?
They have both been punched in the ring a lot.
I want to become an artist. I already draw and paint daily. Its something ive always wanted to become.
But im alreay 25 so im going to do what bruce jenner did and wait 40 years till im nearly dead.
Bruce Jenner?
More like Bruce Transjenner!
Bruce Jenner?
I hardly know her!
Whats the Difference between Bruce Jenner and Dwight Howard?
Jenner and has a better crossover
Bruce Jenner, substantiated proof…
Women are worse drivers.
You hear what they are calling Bruce Jenner's new TV show?
"Cait Plus 8-inches."
Gender Mender
(Surgical knife for Bruce Jenner)
So have you guys heard that Bruce Jenner changed his name?
Jenner
If Bruce(now) Caitlyn Jenner is kidnapped, do they put his picture on the side of a half & half bottle?
Caitlyn Jenner has been charged with manslaughter...
Bruce is dead.
Why can't Bruce Jenner drive a KIA?
Because they have t**... problems too
Did you hear that Jenner accident was actually caused by the car?
Bruce was having t**... problems.
You know who Bruce Jenner is?
Not anymore you don't.
What was Bruce Jenner's first step to being a woman even before his transformation?
His driving.
"You won't like me when I take my estrogen pill."
-Bruce Jenner
Patriots Now and Then
Comparing the Patriots now vs the Patriots at the beginning of the season is like comparing Bruce to Caitlyn Jenner: Pieces are missing.
Dasher, dancer, prancer, and v**....
The four stages of Bruce Jenner.
what is a woman to cant give birth?
bruce jenner
What's the similarity between Bruce Jenner and a Pharaoh?
At some point they turned into Mummys
Why is it that as soon as Bruce Jenner was becoming a woman
she got in a car accident?
Why did Bruce Jenner become invisible?
because he's a transparent.
Bruce jenner should've changed his name to Trans.
He'd be Trans Jenner.
Where does Bruce.....I mean kaytlinn Jenner keep their money??
Trans Union Bank.
There once was a man named Bruce Jenner...
Now there isn't.
Pull your shirt down Bruce Jenner...
We can see your trans fat...
"It's not who I am underneath...
... But it's what I do that defines me! " - Bruce Jenner
Oops... Wrong Bruce!
What do you call Bruce Jenners' transition from a runner to a woman?
A step in the right Derection
BREAKING:
Caitlyn Jenner says Bruce has fondled her for over 50 years.
Caitlyn Jenner is filing a Lawsuit for s**... Harassment...
Claims that she's Constantly being Groped by Bruce Jenner.
Caitlyn Jenner just became the latest to expose another s**... harasser.
She is alleging Bruce Jenner groped her about 10 years ago.
When Bruce Jenner was born...
They had a Gender Conceal Party.
What kind of superhero movie would Bruce Jenner star in?
X-Men
What did the producer say after seeing Caitlyn Jenner's audition for a Marvel movie role?
"Cast her as the Hulk. She's been Bruce before."
Why did Bruce Jenner become a woman?
Why did Bruce Jenner become a woman?
Because he was tired of being guilty until proven innocent.
