The Best 13 Bruce Banner Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Bruce Banner jokes. There are some bruce banner jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these bruce banner puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Bruce Banner Jokes and Puns

How do you get Batman into the Marvel Universe?

Hang him on the wall. Now he's a Bruce Banner.

Joke from my daughter.

What is bruce banners favourite kind of potato?
HULK'S MASH!

no idea where she picked it up from, but it made me chuckle

What's the difference between bruce banner and bruce jenner?

One turned into a terrifying monster, the other is an avenger.

If Dr. Bruce Banner always cites his sources

Does that make him the credible hulk?

What's the M0D's name before they're triggered; turning into a furious, putrid, lump of blubber?

Bruce Banner


What did Bruce Banner get after having sex with as prostitute?

a HULK RASH!!!!

Bruce Banner needed to turn into the Hulk on short notice.

So, he had this sub saved on his iPhone.

What does a Bruce Banner cake turn into when covered in green fondant?

The Inedible Hulk.

Why does Bruce Banner have Fifty Shades of Grey on his iPhone?

Because he needs something to get him angry enough to turn him into the Hulk on short notice.

What's the difference between me and Bruce Banner ?

When Bruce Banner gets angry, he becomes "The Incredible Hulk".

When I get angry, I am just called "An Incredible Sulk".

Why is Bruce Banner always sad?

Because he always stars to hulk

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What frat is Bruce Banner part of?

Gamma Gamma Gamma.

When Bruce Banner's angry he turn into the Hulk.

When the Hulk's angry he turns into Chuck Norris

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