Browser Jokes

89 browser jokes and hilarious browser puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about browser that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Discover the world of browser jokes, including jokes related to browser history, UC Browser, apps and websites. Laugh out loud and find out how to sync all your browser jokes across multiple devices.

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Funniest Browser Short Jokes

Short browser jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The browser humour may include short chrome jokes also.

  1. I get anxious whenever I have to use the default Microsoft web browser Using Firefox helps take the *Edge* off.
  2. My wife asked me why I never go to Confession. I told her I just clear my browser history when I want to wash away my sins.
  3. Right now my brain is like a web browser. I've got 21 tabs open. 5 of them have crashed, and I can't work out where the music is coming from.
  4. I'm so annoyed at how much Microsoft tries to make me use their browser... It's pushing me to the Edge
  5. Instagram and Chrome are going shopping Instagram: Aren't you going to buy anything?
    Chrome: Nah, I'm a browser.
  6. I've been learning to use a new web browser lately, but my teacher is being really harsh to me. He's my Tor-mentor.
  7. i uninstalled reddit to be less distracted and more productive with my time. thats why im posting this from my browser now
  8. Did you hear that Google has tied every single one of their programs to their browser? I guess you could say that *all codes lead to Chrome*.
  9. What is Mario's favorite search browser? YYYYAAAAHHHHHOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    (I will leave now)
  10. I got my Covid shot today. I feel fine, except... I have this strange urge to change my browser to Edge.

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Browser One Liners

Which browser one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with browser? I can suggest the ones about navigator and mouse.

  1. How did Rey exit out of her glitching web browser? Force quit.
  2. What did the baker say to the browser in his store? Do you accept cookies?
  3. Why couldn't Super Mario surf the web? Because Browser wouldn't let him.
  4. What browser do Linkin Park use? Microsoft Edge
  5. Internet Explorer. The number one browser..... For downloading other browsers.
  6. Internet Explorer is the best browser... to download another browser.
  7. What's a Warboy's from Mad Max's favourite web browser? Chrome
  8. What internet browser do the Chicago Bears use? Firefox.
  9. What did one web browser say to another during a fight? Cache me outside, how bout dat.
  10. Happy New Year 2016! Have I mentioned Internet Explorer is a great browser?
  11. Internet explorer... The best browser for downloading a new browser
  12. Zelda is a web browser Because Link appears in it.
  13. If you were a browser, you'd be called FireFoxy.
  14. I don't really appreciate jokes about Microsoft's new browser. They're too Edgy for me.
  15. How does one find the best internet browser? I dunno, google it!

Web Browser Jokes

Here is a list of funny web browser jokes and even better web browser puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Internet explorer is the best web browser For when you need to download Chrome and Firefox.
  • There must be flat-earthers at Microsoft. Or why would one call a browser for the worldwide web Edge?
  • Why can't orphans use any web browsers effectively? Because they can't access any of the homepages.
  • Internet Explorer Chrome and Firefox are popular web browsers.
    Internet Explorer is the most popular web browser to install Chrome or Firefox with.
  • So apparently Microsoft is working on a new Chromium-based web browser to replace the old ones.. Hooray! We'll finally have a decent web browser for downloading other web browsers.
  • What web browser do people in Ylisse use? Google Chrom
  • Want to know how to keep an idiot busy for hours? *error loading content please hit refresh on your web browser*
  • What did the Web Browser said to the Ghostbusters? You are being Redirected.
  • What's a teenagers favorite web browser? Microsoft edgy.
  • What did the web browser say to the other web browsers ? None of them remembers.

Browser History Jokes

Here is a list of funny browser history jokes and even better browser history puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I asked my doctor if I have OCD because of my compulsive cleaning. Apparently cleaning your browser history does not count.
  • I recently told my girlfriend about removing the cookies and site data because it slows down the browser speed... Now she understands why I delete the browsing history everyday.
  • I don't have to worry about my browser history anymore Whatever I search comes back as Facebook Ads
  • When my girlfriend dumped me she said part of the reason was that I was always too busy for her... ...and the rest, as they they, is browser history.
  • [Spoiler] Do you know that Nick Fury was sending a signal from his Pager to clear the browser history before he dies.
  • In a way, I feel sorry for the kids of this generation. They'll have parents who know how to check browser history.
  • Clearing my browser history and my ex have a lot in common.... They're both full of regrets and cleared my cash...
  • My mom said she's checking my browser history out of suspicion. I've got nothing to hide, though. Because there's nothing to be found.
  • What kind of gay people has the easiest time coming out to their parents? The ones who don't clear their browser history
  • I looked at my friends browser history and saw that he searched h**... myself' I still don't know what drove him to the Edge
Browser joke, I looked at my friends browser history and saw that he searched h**... myself'

Chrome Browser Jokes

Here is a list of funny chrome browser jokes and even better chrome browser puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • The most important browsers are IE and Edge. You need them to download Chrome and Firefox.
  • What is Nux's favorite browser? Chrome.
  • I just checked out the new Windows 10 browser. I'm still on the edge to download Google Chrome.
Browser joke, I just checked out the new Windows 10 browser.

Silly & Ridiculous Browser Jokes to Spread Joy & Laughter

What funny jokes about browser you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean desktop jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make browser pranks.

The company that makes the Opera browser have asked Sir Patrick Stewart to redesign their logo

They want him to make its O.

Browser History: Man vs. Woman

Woman's Browser History:
Makeup Tutorial
Makeup Tutorial
Makeup Tutorial
Makeup Tutorial
Man's Browser History:

Microsoft's new browser Spartan refers to the amount of people who will use it.

Full credit to my friend on this one. Told him of the r**... spartan post(can't find it sorry) and he came up with this gold.

Why was the Jew's browser running so slow?

he refused to delete his cache.

Internet Explorer is actually my favorite browser..

To download other browsers with
Abraham Lincoln, 1863
-Morgan Freeman

TIL that, on a Windows computer, your browser will become transparent if you press Alt+f4

Just kidding, it's actually Ctrl+W

bad IT humor: This new browser I'm using makes all my fonts impossible to read, and my images won't show up....

It renders all my pages useless!

All these news stations hope for unity regardless of who wins...

But i dont think either cantidate plays browser games.

Browser joke

What do we want?
Chrome/Firefox: Faster internet!
When do we want it?
Internet explorer: Faster internet!

I'm not panicking yet about ISPs selling my browser history to advertising companies...

On the other hand, when they offer to sell my browsing history to my wife, that would be the appropriate time to panic!

We can learn so much from Internet explorer.

Even if it's clicked on by accident still it never fails to aspire to be the default browser.

What's the surest way to turn your partner off during s**...?

Close your browser.

I was standing just next to Aj1t Pa1 when he was using Tor Browser ...

I peeked at his PornHub account and his username was AJ1T_3.14Inches

Patience is waiting for your browser to scroll back

from the Tabocene, or mostly new tabs, to the Pretabrian era you started about a month ago.

What you call when you delete Microsoft Edge browser from your computer?

Cutting Edge technology!

Browser joke, Instagram and Chrome are going shopping

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