The Best 21 Browse Jokes

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Top 10 of the Funniest Browse Jokes and Puns

My car started making this whining noise...

So I took it to the shop and had the mechanic look over it. Turns out all he had to do was take the Taylor Swift album out.

Sorry if this was a repost, I took a quick browse and didn't see it anywhere.

I saw your "a woman walks into a store joke" and this is mine

A woman walks into a pet store and sees three parrots. She asks the cashier how much is the first parrot and he says, "This parrot costs $500".

"$500? Why is it so expensive?"

"This parrot can dance, sing, say 300 words and can send emails over the web"

"really? wow! and how much for the second one?"



"Yes, that parrot can dance, sing, say 1500 words, send emails, browse the web, use twitter and type texts you dictate on a computer"

"Wow, fantastic and what about the third one?"

"The third one costs $200,000".

"$200,000 ???? What does he do to cost that much?"

"absolute nothing."

"Nothing? and why does it costs $200,000"

"because the other two parrots call him boss".

Browser History: Man vs. Woman

Woman's Browser History:

Makeup Tutorial
Makeup Tutorial
Makeup Tutorial
Makeup Tutorial

Man's Browser History:


Browse joke, Browser History: Man vs. Woman

Why is google angry with the Prime Minister of Israel?

Because he prefers to browse the net in yahoo

How do trees browse the internet?

They log in.

Just got vaccinated!

Nothing special really, but you do get tired and just want to go home and browse Internet Explorer or Edge.

What browser do Linkin Park use?

Microsoft Edge

Browse joke, What browser do Linkin Park use?

Most people browse on Google or Bing...

But I browse on fleek

I recently began using TOR to browse anonymously on my phone

Sent from

You browse the channels all night until you catch a glimpse of what you think is a nipple among the static.

You turn back to the channel in question to occasionally hear some grunting through the snow. You figure now is the best time if ever and for 30 minutes the picture finally comes in clear enough for you to discover that you have been spanking it to Mexican Wrestling.

Microsoft's new browser Spartan refers to the amount of people who will use it.


Full credit to my friend on this one. Told him of the retarded spartan post(can't find it sorry) and he came up with this gold.

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Microsoft released Microsoft Edge for iOs and Android

You finally have the #1 browse to download real browsers now for mobile.

What did the pirate say when he was bored?

"I'm gonna browse on arrg/jokes"

Browser joke

What do we want?
Chrome/Firefox: Faster internet!
When do we want it?
Internet explorer: Faster internet!

Why was the Jew's browser running so slow?

he refused to delete his cache.

I was trying to browse original content...

...but all I found was this joke.

So I decided to repost it here.

Browse joke, I was trying to browse original content...

Why does the Muslim browse Quora?

Because he's looking for a Quran.

Can you understand and open (browse) this blog?

dablue dablue dablue dot hahaha funny jokes dot blogspot dot ?

I will give best answer award

I can predict the websites that you will browse today...

...because i have ISP.

I wouldn't believe this is a sub with 10 million subscribers...

Like...I browse this the next day and its the same 10 posts on the front page.

What do the jews use to browse the internet?


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