The Best 27 Brows Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Brows jokes. There are some brows eye jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these brows low brow puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Brows Jokes and Puns
I was browsing in a liquor store when an employee asked me Do you need help?
I said, Yes, but I'm here to get whiskey instead.
browsing craigslist
Saw a post for a hot water heater for sale. I responded and asked if it worked on cold water as well.
Browser History: Man vs. Woman
Woman's Browser History:
Pintrest
Pintrest
Pintrest
Makeup Tutorial
Makeup Tutorial
Makeup Tutorial
Makeup Tutorial
Shoes
Shoes
Shoes
Man's Browser History:
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While browsing broom section at grocery store with girlfriend...
Me, to older man also browsing: "you think the cheap $4 ones work just as well as the $12 ones?"
Older man, without missing a beat: "I don't know, ask her to take it for a spin."
So I was browsing my local classifieds for an apartment when...
...I found one which said that the apartment had a *view to the future*. Obviously I called the guy, and apparently, you could see the cemetery trough the window.
Microsoft's new browser Spartan refers to the amount of people who will use it.
300.
Full credit to my friend on this one. Told him of the retarded spartan post(can't find it sorry) and he came up with this gold.
Why was the Jew's browser running so slow?
he refused to delete his cache.
Joanna joined work..
.. and was assigned a workstation next to Michaela.
Michaela smiled at her and asked her, 'Where are you from?'
Joanna furrowed her brows and replied curtly, 'Where I am from, we don't end questions with prepositions.'
Michaela answered coolly, 'Oh, I'm sorry. Where are you from, bitch?'
I was browsing sex toys online today and was shocked to find out how much all of my wife's vibrators cost...
She's sitting on a small fortune...
Browser joke
What do we want?
Chrome/Firefox: Faster internet!
When do we want it?
Internet explorer: Faster internet!
What browser do Linkin Park use?
Microsoft Edge
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I was browsing Netflix the other day, and Happened upon the Amy Schumer special "Inside Amy Schumer." Looks like they couldn't use the original title idea due to copyright issues:
'Wide Open Spaces'
I was browsing Toys R Us and the aisles said "Girls 3-5", "Boys 5-7", etc.
Jeez, just let me buy something. I don't need the whole guilt trip about who made it.
Been browsing the shops for a new couch...
Not many great ones sofa
You know you are officially old when...
...the hairdresser asks if you want your eye brows and ears doing as well.
I was browsing Craigslist the other day, when I came across someone who wanted to learn how to make macaroni.
Being a master macaroni maker myself, I responded to his offer, and we set up a time and place to meet so I could teach him. When we met up, he took one look at me, and he told me that I didn't look like someone who could even make halfway decent macaroni. "Sir", I assured him, "I promise I'm a master of my Kraft."
So I was browsing an Excel blog last night
and an advertisement for hot singles in your area who want to HLOOKUP popped up
I was browsing a Vietnamese sub the other day...
The mods tried to kick me out, but I said "You can't Bahn mi!"
I was browsing through a section in the bookshop titled "Advertising for Idiots."
It said "Buy one and get a second one for the price of two."
I'm browsing through jokes as quick as possible before my ph
The charger wouldn't angle properly
I was browsing in a gay sex shop...
And the assistant asked if I was there to purchase something specific.
"No, I'm just buy curious", I replied.
I was trying to browse original content...
...but all I found was this joke.
So I decided to repost it here.
I was browsing the countertops at a home improvement store...
When a customer came up to me and asked if I was The Rock. I guess he took me for granite.
You browse the channels all night until you catch a glimpse of what you think is a nipple among the static.
You turn back to the channel in question to occasionally hear some grunting through the snow. You figure now is the best time if ever and for 30 minutes the picture finally comes in clear enough for you to discover that you have been spanking it to Mexican Wrestling.
I was browsing in a liquor store, and the guy there asked me, Do you need any help?
I said, Yes, but I'll get whiskey instead.
I was browsing through Netflix with my cooking teacher.
She said, "I don't know what we should watch."
I said, "Would you consider Squid Game?"
She said, "No, because it isn't wild meat."
I was browsing in a bookstore and found an English book about unexpected uses for a pry bar.
50 Ways to Love Your Lever.
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the brows faces jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working brows high brow piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.