Brows Jokes
27 brows jokes and hilarious brows puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about brows that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Brows Short Jokes
Short brows jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The brows humour may include short frowns jokes also.
- What's the difference between an expression of confusion and an underground German woman? One's a furrowed brow and the other is a burrowed Frau.
- My sense of humor is like a Latina woman. Some days it's low brow, and some days it's high brow.
- The most high brow yo 'mamma joke... Yo mamma is so classless... she is like a Marxist utopia!
- This guy at work thought it would be funny to call me a caveman I told him that was pretty low-brow humor
- What did the eyeball say? Eyes, in deep despair, looking up, said in a passive tone, "wazzup brow"
- I heard someone call a black squirrel a "squigger" Which I thought was pretty low brow, even for a racist joke. Low-hanging strange fruit.
- You know you are officially old when... ...the hairdresser asks if you want your eye brows and ears doing as well.
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Brows One Liners
Which brows one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with brows? I can suggest the ones about blushes and noses.
- I'm not keen on Neanderthal comedy. It's very low-brow humour.
- What happens when you mix mustard and ketchup together? it's must-up ..*rubs brow*
- How does an eyeball greet his friends? Eye brows
- What do you call a sugar substitute that has poor taste? Sweet and Low-brow..
Laughter Brows Jokes for Everyone for Fun and Frivolity
What funny jokes about brows you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean hairs jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make brows pranks.
I was browsing in a liquor store when an employee asked me Do you need help?
I said, Yes, but I'm here to get whiskey instead.
The pilot and copilot are coming into LAX and they are nervous.
Sweat pouring off their brows, they bring the 737 down quickly. As soon as the wheels touch they throw the engines into reverse, stand on the brakes as hard as they can and cry "Stop! Please stop!" The plane stops an inch from the end of the runway. The pilot says "That was the shortest runway I ever saw! And the copilot says "Yeah, but look how WIDE it is!"
I was browsing Craigslist the other day, when I came across someone who wanted to learn how to make macaroni.
Being a master macaroni maker myself, I responded to his offer, and we set up a time and place to meet so I could teach him. When we met up, he took one look at me, and he told me that I didn't look like someone who could even make halfway decent macaroni. "Sir", I assured him, "I promise I'm a master of my Kraft."
Joanna joined work..
.. and was assigned a workstation next to Michaela.
Michaela smiled at her and asked her, 'Where are you from?'
Joanna furrowed her brows and replied curtly, 'Where I am from, we don't end questions with prepositions.'
Michaela answered coolly, 'Oh, I'm sorry. Where are you from, b**...?'
I was browsing Toys R Us and the aisles said "Girls 3-5", "Boys 5-7", etc.
Jeez, just let me buy something. I don't need the whole guilt trip about who made it.
I was browsing in a liquor store, and the guy there asked me, Do you need any help?
I said, Yes, but I'll get whiskey instead.
While browsing broom section at grocery store with girlfriend...
Me, to older man also browsing: "you think the cheap $4 ones work just as well as the $12 ones?"
Older man, without missing a beat: "I don't know, ask her to take it for a spin."
Browser History: Man vs. Woman
Woman's Browser History:
Pintrest
Pintrest
Pintrest
Makeup Tutorial
Makeup Tutorial
Makeup Tutorial
Makeup Tutorial
Shoes
Shoes
Shoes
Man's Browser History:
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browsing craigslist
Saw a post for a hot water heater for sale. I responded and asked if it worked on cold water as well.
I was browsing in a bookstore and found an English book about unexpected uses for a pry bar.
50 Ways to Love Your Lever.
I was browsing through Netflix with my cooking teacher.
She said, "I don't know what we should watch."
I said, "Would you consider Squid Game?"
She said, "No, because it isn't wild meat."
So I was browsing an Excel blog last night
and an advertisement for hot singles in your area who want to HLOOKUP popped up
What browser do Linkin Park use?
Microsoft Edge
So I was browsing my local classifieds for an apartment when...
...I found one which said that the apartment had a *view to the future*. Obviously I called the guy, and apparently, you could see the cemetery trough the window.
I was browsing a Vietnamese sub the other day...
The mods tried to kick me out, but I said "You can't Bahn mi!"
I was browsing Netflix the other day, and Happened upon the Amy Schumer special "Inside Amy Schumer." Looks like they couldn't use the original title idea due to copyright issues:
'Wide Open Spaces'
Microsoft's new browser Spartan refers to the amount of people who will use it.
300.
Full credit to my friend on this one. Told him of the r**... spartan post(can't find it sorry) and he came up with this gold.
You browse the channels all night until you catch a glimpse of what you think is a n**... among the static.
You turn back to the channel in question to occasionally hear some grunting through the snow. You figure now is the best time if ever and for 30 minutes the picture finally comes in clear enough for you to discover that you have been spanking it to Mexican Wrestling.
Browser joke
What do we want?
Chrome/Firefox: Faster internet!
When do we want it?
Internet explorer: Faster internet!
Why was the Jew's browser running so slow?
he refused to delete his cache.
I was browsing the countertops at a home improvement store...
When a customer came up to me and asked if I was The Rock. I guess he took me for granite.
I was trying to browse original content...
...but all I found was this joke.
So I decided to repost it here.
I was browsing in a gay s**... shop...
And the assistant asked if I was there to purchase something specific.
"No, I'm just buy curious", I replied.
