Brownies Jokes

Funniest Brownies Short Jokes

Short brownies jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The brownies humour may include short baked goods jokes also.

1. Just burned 2,000 calories. That's the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap.
2. What's the hardest part about eating a brownie? Having to face her parents at the sentencing.
3. I just burned 2000 calories in 20 minutes. Friend: How?
   Me: I forgot to take my brownies out of the oven.
4. How many of those brownies did you eat, private? "All of them sir!"
   "That was my stash private."
   "Negative sir it was labeled private!"
5. My wife burned 8,000 calories yesterday... because she left the brownies in the oven too long!
6. Most people like their eggs fried or scrambled, I like mine baked... in cookies, brownies and cake.
7. What places have the least racial tensions? Bakeries, there are brownies and crackers there and yet they never fight.
8. I ate a couple brownies the other day Now I'm not allowed back at the girlscout meetings anymore
9. I was banned from being a Scout leader after a baking mishap on a joint group weekend camping trip. I fudged a Brownie.
10. I've accumulated millions of brownie points with my wife... But the black out dates to use them are ridiculous.

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Brownies One Liners

Which brownies one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with brownies? I can suggest the ones about brown sugar and christmas cookies.

1. When does a cub become a boy scout? When he eats his first brownie
2. The brownies I started making in my easy bake oven in 1987 are done if anyone wants some.
3. I got kicked out of the Boy Scouts... ...for eating a Brownie.
4. Why did the computer programmer put his brownies back in the oven? They were too GUI.
5. What's blue and gold and comes in brownies? Cub Scouts.
6. How do you get kicked out of the Boy-scouts? Eating a brownie.
7. I like my women like I like my brownies... Moist and flakey.
8. Why did the scout leader get arrested? They caught him eating a brownie
9. What is Chris Brown's favorite pastry mix? Brownie batter
10. My son got thrown out of the cub scouts today. They caught him eating a brownie.
11. What is a police officer's least favorite dessert? A brownie.
12. Last night I made brownies and I ate the whole tray. This morning, I made a few more.
13. How do you tell the gender of a brownie? With nuts or without.
14. What do you get when you stop making brownies partway through? A half-baked attempt
15. How do you make Girl Scout cookies out of brownies? Cremation.

Cheeky Brownies Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle

What funny jokes about brownies you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean brown skin jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make brownies pranks.