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49 brownies jokes and hilarious brownies puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about brownies that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Popular Brownies Short Jokes

Short brownies jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The brownies humour may include short baked goods jokes also.

  1. Just burned 2,000 calories. That's the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap.
  2. I just burned 2,000 calories in a few hours. That's the last time I take a nap while baking brownies.
  3. I just burned 3,000 calories!! My fault for leaving my brownies in the oven while I took a nap though.
  4. What's the hardest part about eating a brownie? Having to face her parents at the sentencing.
  5. I just burned 2000 calories in 20 minutes. Friend: How?
    Me: I forgot to take my brownies out of the oven.
  6. How many of those brownies did you eat, private? "All of them sir!"
    "That was my stash private."
    "Negative sir it was labeled private!"
  7. My wife burned 8,000 calories yesterday... because she left the brownies in the oven too long!
  8. Most people like their eggs fried or scrambled, I like mine baked... in cookies, brownies and cake.
  9. Free Speech Dude:I believe in freedom of speech
    Bro:So does everyone else you idiot.You don't get brownie points for believing in a basic right
    Dude:Hey you can't say that!
  10. What places have the least racial tensions? Bakeries, there are brownies and crackers there and yet they never fight.

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Brownies One Liners

Which brownies one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with brownies? I can suggest the ones about brown sugar and christmas cookies.

  1. I burned 2000 calories today. Last time I take a nap with brownies in the oven.
  2. When does a cub become a boy scout? When he eats his first brownie
  3. The brownies I started making in my easy bake oven in 1987 are done if anyone wants some.
  4. I got kicked out of the Boy Scouts... ...for eating a Brownie.
  5. What do brownies and vaginas have in common? Nothing worse than a dry one
  6. Why did the computer programmer put his brownies back in the oven? They were too GUI.
  7. What's blue and gold and comes in brownies? Cub Scouts.
  8. When I was younger, I was kicked out of the Boy Scouts I ate a Brownie.
  9. I just burned 2000 calories. I'll never again leave my brownies in the oven while I nap.
  10. What does a white supremacist eat at birthdays? KKKake. No brownies allowed though.
  11. How do you get kicked out of the Boy-scouts? Eating a brownie.
  12. I like my women like I like my brownies... Moist and flakey.
  13. Why did the scout leader get arrested? They caught him eating a brownie
  14. What is Chris Brown's favorite pastry mix? Brownie batter
  15. My son got thrown out of the cub scouts today. They caught him eating a brownie.

Brownies joke, My son got thrown out of the cub scouts today.

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about brownies can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of brownies puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Cheeky Brownies Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle

What funny jokes about brownies you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean cakes jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make brownies prank.

How does Rob Zombie make brownies?

EGGS, milk and flour and
BAKE, for half an hour and
FROST, with the back of my
SPATULA!


Edit - Yes I understand it would be better with CAKE and not BROWNIES.

I had p**... brownies for the first time last week.

I guess the baker was out of pans.

So everyone's at the Last Supper...

... and Jesus is speaking to his disciples.
He says "Take this bread, for it is my body. Take this wine, for it is my blood."
Then Peter turns to Paul and whispers "Don't eat the brownies!"

It's a good thing h**... didn't kill more black people.

Because I'd feel awful every time I said I wanted to bake brownies.

What do a plate of homemade brownies and a g**... have in common?

u**... for a treat.

I'm opening up a snack shop in DC.

I'm opening up a snack shop in DC. We will serve things like:
Triple fudge brownie sunday with double whipped cream, only 100 calories!
Cheesy deep fried nachos, more vitamins and less fat than a salad!
I'll call my shop "Alternative Snacts".

What do steaks and p**... brownies have in common?

If you eat either of them in India you'll get s**....

Everyone's heard of w**... brownies.

But of a buddy of mine recently had a fierce competition on injecting h**... oil into rib eyes and who could cook the better piece.
Boy I'll tell you… the steaks were high.

What is the opposite of a brownie?

A c**....

I ate a couple brownies the other day

Now I'm not allowed back at the girlscout meetings anymore

p**... Brownies

You bake p**... brownies, and then p**... brownies bake you.

I noticed this morning that, due to the vibrations of the bus, the pieces of dessert that I was carrying were moving randomly within their container.

I believe this is an excellent example of brownie in motion.

What did one hash brownie say to the other?

We're so baked.
What did the s**... say to his friend?
I'm so high,I can hear the brownies talking to each other.

I was banned from being a Scout leader after a baking mishap on a joint group weekend camping trip.

I fudged a Brownie.

Brownies joke, What does a white supremacist eat at birthdays?

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