The Best 20 Brownie Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Brownie jokes. There are some brownie ritz jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these brownie chocolate brownie puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Brownie Jokes and Puns

When does a cub become a boy scout?

When he eats his first brownie

What's the hardest part about eating a brownie?

Having to face her parents at the sentencing.

How many of those brownies did you eat, private?

"All of them sir!"

"That was my stash private."

"Negative sir it was labeled private!"

Brownie joke, How many of those brownies did you eat, private?

The brownies I started making in my easy bake oven in 1987

are done if anyone wants some.

I got kicked out of the Boy Scouts...

...for eating a Brownie.


I'm opening up a snack shop in DC.

I'm opening up a snack shop in DC. We will serve things like:

Triple fudge brownie sunday with double whipped cream, only 100 calories!

Cheesy deep fried nachos, more vitamins and less fat than a salad!

I'll call my shop "Alternative Snacts".

What do brownies and vaginas have in common?

Nothing worse than a dry one

Brownie joke, What do brownies and vaginas have in common?

Free Speech

Dude:I believe in freedom of speech

Bro:So does everyone else you idiot.You don't get brownie points for believing in a basic right

Dude:Hey you can't say that!

What is the opposite of a brownie?

A cracker.

I noticed this morning that, due to the vibrations of the bus, the pieces of dessert that I was carrying were moving randomly within their container.

I believe this is an excellent example of brownie in motion.

What did one hash brownie say to the other?

We're so baked.

What did the stoner say to his friend?

I'm so high,I can hear the brownies talking to each other.

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When I was younger, I was kicked out of the Boy Scouts

I ate a Brownie.

I was banned from being a Scout leader after a baking mishap on a joint group weekend camping trip.

I fudged a Brownie.

I've accumulated millions of brownie points with my wife...

But the black out dates to use them are ridiculous.

How do you get kicked out of the Boy-scouts?

Eating a brownie.

Why did the scout leader get arrested?

They caught him eating a brownie

Brownie joke, Why did the scout leader get arrested?

What is Chris Brown's favorite pastry mix?

Brownie batter

My son got thrown out of the cub scouts today.

They caught him eating a brownie.

What is a police officer's least favorite dessert?

A brownie.


Nutrition major's birthday is coming up.. help me get some brownie points!

Hey guys! I've been enjoying your jokes for a couple months now and thought I'd try to get some help from the comics themselves. A friend of mine is a nutrition major and her birthday is coming up, I'm trying to come up with a funny gift/card I can give to her. Any ideas?

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