The Best 15 Brown Skin Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Brown Skin jokes. There are some brown skin pigmentation jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these brown skin pigment puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Brown Skin Jokes and Puns

Poor daddy

A husband and wife have four sons. The oldest three are tall with red hair and light skin while the youngest son is short with black hair and brown eyes.

The father was on his deathbed when he turned to his wife and said Honey, before I die, be totally honest with me: Is our youngest son truly my child?

The wife replied, I swear on everything holy that he is your son. With that, the husband passed away. The wife muttered Thank goodness he didn't ask about the other three.

I like the way you think

Roses are red. nuts are brown.
Skirts go up. pants go down.
Body to body. skin to skin.
When it's stiff. stick it in.
It goes in dry. It comes out wet.
The longer it's in. The stronger it gets.
It comes out dripping. And it starts to sag.
It's not what you think. It's a tea bag.

People can be so easy to read...

...like if their face is red, they're embarrassed. Or if their skin is brown, they're about to commit a crime.

Roses are Red, Nuts are brown, Skirts go Up, Pants go Down, Body to Body, Skin to Skin, When it is Stiff, Stick it In, The Longer its In, The stronger it Gets, It goes in Dry, Comes out Wet, It comes out dripping,and it starts to Sag, Its not what you Think...

Its a teabag

Valetine's in 2022

Roses are red, nuts are brown, skirts go up, pants go down.

Body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in.

The longer it's in, the stronger it gets, it goes in dry and comes out wet.

It comes out dripping, and starts to sag, it's not what you think......

Its a teabag!


I have green skin, a nose three times the size of the horn on my head, four brown teeth and my neck is covered in furry scales... what am I?

Ugly.

Today my wife gave birth to our son and unfortunately he was born with a very rare skin condition.

My wife told me it is called a pre-natal sun burn . Apparently it can be caused by too much time in tanning beds or long exposure to the sun on the beach.

Essentially all it does is dye the pigments of the child's skin dark brown but he shouldn't feel any pain.

She told me that there's no cure for it at this time and that he will likely suffer from it for the rest of his life.

Please keep my son Tyrone in your prayers.

Roses are red, nuts are brown

Skirts go up, pants go down.

Body to body, skin to skin.

When it's stiff, just stick it in.

It goes in dry and comes out wet and the longer it's in, the stronger it gets.

It comes out dripping and It starts to sag.

Nothing to enjoy more on Sundays than a Lipton tea bag :-)

Why did the watermelon have brown spots all over its skin?

It had melonoma

My friend is trying to convince me to replace all my skin with a plush brown material

But I won't be suede

Why do Afghan people have light brown skin?

Because Afghan is tan

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What color is jam in Germany?

The skin is brown and the inside is orange.

My friend asked for a "skin colored" pencil

I gave him a brown pencil.

It doesn't matter what color of skin you have

Whether it's purple, black, orange, brown, or normal.

What did the tanned Asian say when he learnt that his brain was the same colour as his skin?

MIND BROWN

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the brown skin skinned jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working brown skin reddish piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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