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Brown Skin Jokes

25 brown skin jokes and hilarious brown skin puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about brown skin that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Brown Skin Short Jokes

Short brown skin jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The brown skin humour may include short dark skin jokes also.

  1. People can be so easy to read... ...like if their face is red, they're embarrassed. Or if their skin is brown, they're about to commit a crime.
  2. I have green skin, a nose three times the size of the horn on my head, four brown teeth and my neck is covered in furry scales... what am I? Ugly.
  3. My friend is trying to convince me to replace all my skin with a plush brown material But I won't be suede
  4. It doesn't matter what color of skin you have Whether it's purple, black, orange, brown, or normal.
  5. What did the tanned Asian say when he learnt that his brain was the same colour as his skin? MIND BROWN
  6. Stop thinking that aliens are green! I mean seriously, I saw a few brown skinned Mexicans...

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Brown Skin One Liners

Which brown skin one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with brown skin? I can suggest the ones about dark skinned and brown people.

  1. Why did the watermelon have brown spots all over its skin? It had melonoma
  2. My friend asked for a "skin colored" pencil I gave him a brown pencil.
  3. What color is jam in Germany? The skin is brown and the inside is orange.
  4. Why do Afghan people have light brown skin? Because Afghan is tan
  5. No wonder it's called napoleon ice cream Pink skin, white flag, and brown pants
  6. "For sale: Brown skinned Cabbage Patch doll..." It's only Harv Price

Heartwarming Brown Skin Jokes that Make You Laugh

What funny jokes about brown skin you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean brown hair jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make brown skin pranks.

Poor daddy

A husband and wife have four sons. The oldest three are tall with red hair and light skin while the youngest son is short with black hair and brown eyes.
The father was on his deathbed when he turned to his wife and said Honey, before I die, be totally honest with me: Is our youngest son truly my child?
The wife replied, I swear on everything holy that he is your son. With that, the husband passed away. The wife muttered Thank goodness he didn't ask about the other three.

I like the way you think

Roses are red. nuts are brown.
Skirts go up. pants go down.
Body to body. skin to skin.
When it's stiff. stick it in.
It goes in dry. It comes out wet.
The longer it's in. The stronger it gets.
It comes out dripping. And it starts to sag.
It's not what you think. It's a tea bag.

Roses are Red, Nuts are brown, Skirts go Up, Pants go Down, Body to Body, Skin to Skin, When it is Stiff, Stick it In, The Longer its In, The stronger it Gets, It goes in Dry, Comes out Wet, It comes out dripping,and it starts to Sag, Its not what you Think...

Its a teabag

Valetine's in 2022

Roses are red, nuts are brown, skirts go up, pants go down.
Body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in.
The longer it's in, the stronger it gets, it goes in dry and comes out wet.
It comes out dripping, and starts to sag, it's not what you think......
Its a teabag!

Today my wife gave birth to our son and unfortunately he was born with a very rare skin condition.

My wife told me it is called a pre-natal sun burn . Apparently it can be caused by too much time in tanning beds or long exposure to the sun on the beach.
Essentially all it does is dye the pigments of the child's skin dark brown but he shouldn't feel any pain.
She told me that there's no cure for it at this time and that he will likely suffer from it for the rest of his life.
Please keep my son Tyrone in your prayers.

Roses are red, nuts are brown

Skirts go up, pants go down.
Body to body, skin to skin.
When it's stiff, just stick it in.
It goes in dry and comes out wet and the longer it's in, the stronger it gets.
It comes out dripping and It starts to sag.
Nothing to enjoy more on Sundays than a Lipton tea bag :-)

A husbands last request

A husband and wife have four sons. The oldest three are tall with red hair and light skin while the youngest son is short with brown hair and dark eyes.
The father was on his deathbed when he turned to his wife and said, "Honey, before I die, be totally honest with me: Is our youngest son my child?"
The wife replied, "I swear on everything that's holy that he is your son."
With that, the husband passed away. The wife muttered, "Thank God he didn't ask about the other three."