Brown Skin Jokes
19 brown skin jokes and hilarious brown skin puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about brown skin that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Brown Skin Short Jokes
Short brown skin jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The brown skin humour may include short dark skinned jokes also.
- I have green skin, a nose three times the size of the horn on my head, four brown teeth and my neck is covered in furry scales... what am I? Ugly.
- My friend is trying to convince me to replace all my skin with a plush brown material But I won't be suede
- What did the tanned Asian say when he learnt that his brain was the same colour as his skin? MIND BROWN
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Brown Skin One Liners
Which brown skin one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with brown skin? I can suggest the ones about brown hair and light skin.
- Why did the watermelon have brown spots all over its skin? It had melonoma
- My friend asked for a "skin colored" pencil I gave him a brown pencil.
- What color is jam in Germany? The skin is brown and the inside is orange.
- Why do Afghan people have light brown skin? Because Afghan is tan
- No wonder it's called napoleon ice cream Pink skin, white flag, and brown pants
- "For sale: Brown skinned Cabbage Patch doll..." It's only Harv Price
Heartwarming Brown Skin Jokes that Make You Laugh
What funny jokes about brown skin you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean brown headed jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make brown skin pranks.
Today my wife gave birth to our son and unfortunately he was born with a very rare skin condition.
My wife told me it is called a pre-natal sun burn . Apparently it can be caused by too much time in tanning beds or long exposure to the sun on the beach.
Essentially all it does is dye the pigments of the child's skin dark brown but he shouldn't feel any pain.
She told me that there's no cure for it at this time and that he will likely suffer from it for the rest of his life.
Please keep my son Tyrone in your prayers.
A husbands last request
A husband and wife have four sons. The oldest three are tall with red hair and light skin while the youngest son is short with brown hair and dark eyes.
The father was on his deathbed when he turned to his wife and said, "Honey, before I die, be totally honest with me: Is our youngest son my child?"
The wife replied, "I swear on everything that's holy that he is your son."
With that, the husband passed away. The wife muttered, "Thank God he didn't ask about the other three."
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Stop thinking that aliens are green!
I mean seriously, I saw a few brown skinned Mexicans...
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An Englishman, a Welshman and an Indian...
...are at a hospital. All of their wives had given birth that day, but there was mix-up with the babies and the doctors were unsure who's baby was who's, and there was no way to tell so the three fathers had to pick a baby each.
The indian was quite sure which baby was his, because his child had brown skin, so he let the Englishman pick first.
The Englishman goes into the room with the babies and leaves with the brown baby, much to the Indian's t**... who says:
"what are you doing? That baby is obviously mine!"
to which the Englishman replies:
"Yeah, but one of those babies is Welsh and I'm not taking any chances."