Brown Jokes
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Short brown jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The brown humour may include short bury jokes also.
- I call my wife Bambi. She thinks it's because she's cute with big brown eyes... But in reality it's because I want someone to shoot her mother with a hunting rifle
- Do you know how Chris Brown's girlfriend found out that he had been cheating on her? She found another girl's lipstick on his fist.
- How did Chris Browns girlfriend find out he was cheating on her? She found another woman's lipstick on his knuckles.
- Everyone knows about Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer.. But few know about Harold the Brown Nose Reindeer.
He was as strong as the rest, and could fly as high..he just couldn't stop as fast. - I hope they serve cookies at the Royal Wedding this weekend Just to show how a touch of brown sugar makes a ginger snap.
- Before chris brown did a concert with them, they were just known as "The Peas". And now they are The ......... Peas
- Every N.W.A song Verse 1: Sellin' crack rocks and shootin' muthafuckas!
Verse 2: Police pull me over just 'cause I'm brown. - What's the difference between Chris Brown and a Tesla Model S? The tesla gets fewer battery charges in a year
- The Cleveland Browns team visited an orphanage today. "It's heartbreaking to see their sad little faces with no hope," said Jose, age 6.
- You guys want to play that new Michael Brown drinking game? It's easy, you just stand there and take eight shots.
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Brown One Liners
Which brown one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with brown? I can suggest the ones about blue and woods.
- Roses are red, Cellos are brown Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down ;)
- Nothing beats a beautiful girl with an amazing voice... Except Chris Brown
- Nothing beats a beautiful woman that can also sing Well, except Chris Brown.
- Roses are brown, violets are grey I just found out I'm colorblind today.
- What does Chris Brown call a group of his ex-girlfriends? The punch line
- What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre
- What has 2 grey legs and 2 brown legs? An elephant with diarrhea...
- What is brown and has got four legs and an arm? A Rottweiler on a children's playground.
- What do you call someone who hates brown rice? Ricist.
- What's brown and sticky? My beyonce calendar.
- So Chris Brown has quit music... Unsurprisingly, he has beaten Rihanna to it.
- I treat both brown and white rice equally. I'm not riceist.
- Tell a sad story in 4 words Lifetime Cleveland Browns fan
- WAS BARRY WHITE ? WAS CILLA BLACK ? WAS JAMES BROWN ? SURE MAKES STEVIE WONDER
- Do you know how to cook toilet paper? No, but I do know how to brown it on one side.
Chris Brown Jokes
Here is a list of funny chris brown jokes and even better chris brown puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- If Will Smith, Amber Heard, and Chris Brown formed a band, what would its name be? The Heavy Hitters.
- Chris Brown came out as transgendered today He figures if he can't beat em may as well join em
- What's the difference between Chris Brown and a radio station? Radio stations only have 90 minutes of nonstop hits.
- What was Rihanna's nickname for Chris brown? Beats me.
- Chris Brown is going on tour this year! He'll be sponsored by Black & Decker.
- How did Rihanna know Chris Brown was cheating on her? She found the other girls lipstick on his knuckles.
- What brand of power tools does Chris Brown use? Black and Deck Her
- How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her? She found another woman's lipstick on his knuckles
- If Alex Jones and Chris Brown were both on fire and you only had one fire extinguisher... Where would you hide it?
- I think Chris Brown should be a storm trooper in the next Star Wars. Maybe he can actually hit somebody.
Chris Brown And Rihanna Jokes
Here is a list of funny chris brown and rihanna jokes and even better chris brown and rihanna puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- One day, Rihanna has amnesia and can't remember anything. She's asked, "What do you think of Chris Brown?" She replies: "Beats me".
- What do you think Rihanna's favorite part of Chris Brown's music is? The beat? ...or the hook?
- I don't understand all of this Chris Brown hype. After all his music isn't even that good, his only decent hit was Rihanna.
- How can Rihanna tell when Chris Brown's cheating on her? The brand of makeup on his knuckle isn't hers.
- What does Rihanna think of Chris Brown? beats me
- What happened when Chris Brown bought the mansion next to Rihanna's? \[Ri moved\]
- How did Rihanna know Chris Brown had cheated on her? She saw another woman's lipstick on his knuckles.
- I bought a Chris Brown's greatest hits album. It was just a bunch of Rihanna songs.
- Chris Brown dressed as Deadpool for Halloween and won a costume contest. The runner up was a girl dressed like Rihanna, but he beat her.
- Have you heard the name of Chris Brown's latest album? Chris Brown's Greatest Hits ft. Rihanna
Chris Brown Rihanna Jokes
Here is a list of funny chris brown rihanna jokes and even better chris brown rihanna puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Has Rihanna heard any Chris Brown songs? Just the hits
- I asked Rihanna where Chris Brown was She just shrugged her shoulders.
"Beats me!" - Rihanna was going to tweet about the Ebola crisis. Unfortunately Chris Brown beat her.
- When it comes to early 2000s R&B, nothing beats Rihanna... Except maybe Chris Brown
- What's the difference between the song 'Umbrella', and Chris Brown? One's Rihanna's beats, and the other beats Rihanna.
- Who do you think is better? Rihanna or Chris Brown? I think Chris Brown beats Rhianna, tbh
- If Rihanna were born in July... Then could it said that in 2009, Chris Brown beat Cancer?
- If Rihanna and Chris Brown got back together and made music again... they would make all the hits
- Chris Brown and Rihanna walk into a bar... I forgot the punchline.
- Chris Brown attended Rihanna's wedding Whenever she came to the snack bar, he always gave her punch.
Brown And Sticky Jokes
Here is a list of funny brown and sticky jokes and even better brown and sticky puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What is the brown sticky stuff between an elephant's toes? Slow natives.
- What's brown and sticky? A stick.
What's brown and runny?
Usain Bolt.
What's brown and rhymes with snoop?
Dr. Dre. - What's brown and sticky? A stick.
- What's brown and sticky? My poster of Beyonce
- Whats Brown and Sticky? Mohammed Ali opening a can of coke.
- Whats brown and sticky? My poster of rihanna.
- What is brown and sticky? Michael J Fox opening a can of coke
- What's long, brown, hard and sticky. A stick.
- What's brown and sticky on the inside, brown and sticky on the outside? Any open jar of Marmite.
- What's brown and sticky? My steering wheel
Charlie Brown Jokes
Here is a list of funny charlie brown jokes and even better charlie brown puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- After 6 months (or so) of listening to people talk with masks on I finally understand what Charlie Browns teacher was saying
- Tried to buy a Charlie Brown LP on ebay and got a Davy Jones album instead. You know what they say.
You pay Peanuts, you get Monkees. - I can't read Charlie Brown comics anymore... Turns out I'm allergic to peanuts.
- Charlie Brown decided to wear transparent pants one day... ...and when Lucy saw him she said "I always thought you were a blockhead, Charlie Brown, but now I can plainly see your nuts."
- How did Charlie Brown adaptively respond to snoopy's evemtual death? Good grief.
- What did Charlie Brown say when he was in a work conflict? Good grievance!
- Chuck Norris has heard the actual voice of Charlie Brown's teacher...
- What does Charlie Brown on Halloween and a U.S. Marine finding out where hes getting deployed in 2004 have in common? They can both be heard dejectedly saying "I got a rock."
- Why couldn't the child watch Charlie Brown? Because he was allergic to peanuts!
- Wanna go see the new Charlie Brown movie with me? No thanks. I'm allergic to peanuts.
Great Brown Jokes to Share, Laugh and Enjoy with Friends
What funny jokes about brown you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean gray jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make brown pranks.
People can be so easy to read...
...like if their face is red, they're embarrassed. Or if their skin is brown, they're about to commit a crime.
A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks, "Excuthe me, but do you thell baby bunnieth?".
The pet store owner smiles and says, "Why, yes, sweetheart! We sell all kinds of baby bunnies. Now... what kind of baby bunny would you like? Would you like a baby grey bunny? Or a baby white bunny? Or would you prefer a pretty brown bunny?"
The little girl replies, "I don't think my python weally gives a thit."
So a seal walks into a pub...
And bellies up to the bar. The bartender looks him up and down, and asks,
"What can I get for you?" The seal looks up at the bartender with his big, brown, sealy eyes and says,
"Anything but a Canadian Club."
What animal has two gray feet and two brown feet?
An elephant with diarrhea.
Why did Chris Brown stop having long-term relationships?
He wanted 2 hit singles
Bunny
A little girl walks into a pet shop. She asks the owner for a bunny, to which he responds "what kind of bunny would you like? A cute black one, an adorable brown one or perhaps a sweet little white one?"
The girl looks at the owner and answers: "I don't think my python really cares..."
You ever hear of r**... the Brown Nosed Reindeer?
He was as quick as Rudolph but couldn't stop as fast.
There are three bears
a black, a brown, and a white one. Which bear dissolves in water?
The white bear, because it's polar
Confession
Matthew goes into a confessional box and says "Bless me father for I have sinned, I have been with a loose woman."
The Priest says "is that you Matthew?"
"Yes father, it is I."
"Who was the woman you were with?"
"I cannot tell you for I do not wish to sully her reputation."
The priest asks "Was it Brenda O'Malley?"
"No father."
"Was it Fiona MacDonald?"
"No father."
"Was it Ann Brown?"
"No father, I cannot tell you."
The priest says "I admire your perseverance but you must atone for your sins. Your penance will be five Our Fathers and four Hail Marys."
Matthew goes back to his pew and his buddy Sean slides over and asks "What did you get?" Matthew replies "I got five Our Fathers, four Hail Marys and three good leads."
I heard we like Native American jokes.
Two cowboys come upon an Indian lying on his stomach with
his ear to the ground.
One of the cowboys stops and says to the other, "You see
that Indian?"
"Yeah," says the other cowboy.
"Look," says the first one, "he's listening to the ground.
He can hear things for miles in any direction."
Just then the Indian looks up. "Covered wagon," he says,
"about two miles away. Have two horses, one brown, one white.
Man, woman, child, household effects in wagon."
"Incredible!" says the cowboy to his friend. "This Indian
knows how far away they are, how many horses, what color they
are, who is in the wagon, and what is in the wagon. Amazing!"
The Indian looks up and says, "Ran over me about a
half hour ago."
I like my girls like I like my gravy
Brown and all over my meat.
(P.S. I can't remember if this is a joke I made up or a joke I heard somewhere else, if anyone has heard it elsewhere could you tell me.)
A blonde goes to buy a TV.
A blonde goes out to buy a TV at a department store.
Blonde: I'd like that TV please.
Clerk: Sorry, we don't sell to blondes.
So the blonde goes out and dyes her hair brown. She then goes back to the store.
Blonde: I'd like that TV please.
Clerk: I'm sorry but we don't sell to blondes.
Amazed she goes out and dyes her hair ginger. She later returns to the store.
Blonde: I'd like that TV please.
Clerk: I'm sorry, we don't sell to blondes.
Blonde: How did you know I'm blonde?
Clerk: Because that's a Microwave.
The Paper Cowboy
A cowboy walked into a bar and ordered a whisky. When the bartender delivered the drink, the cowboy asked, "Where is everybody?"
The bartender replied, "They've gone to the hanging."
"Hanging? Who are they hanging?"
"Brown Paper Pete," the bartender replied.
"What kind of a name is that?" the cowboy asked.
"Well," said the bartender, "he always wore a brown paper hat, brown paper shirt, brown paper trousers and brown paper shoes."
"How bizarre," said the cowboy. "What are they hanging him for?"
"Rustling," answered the bartender.
What's the difference between officer Darren Wilson and Michael Brown?
Officer Wilson can dodge a bullet
Ferguson joke. Too soon?
Black guy walks into a bar in Ferguson. Says to the bartender, "Give me a Michael Brown." Bartender says "Ok. Put up your hands." the gave him six shots.
One time I took a blonde girl to the movies...
We bought our tickets and waited in line for snacks. I got popcorn; she got M&M's. We got a drink to split.
We sat down during the previews. I started eating my popcorn and she opened her M&M's and dumped them all out in her lap. She carefully separated them all by color, took all the brown ones, and threw them in the trash.
"What was that about?" I asked as she returned to her seat.
She smiled and replied "Oh, I'm allergic to chocolate so I always throw the chocolate flavored ones away."
What did Chris Brown say the first time he saw Rhianna?
Hey man, I'd love to hit that.
My boss told me not to bring my lunch to work in a brown paper bag.
I told him that I'll drink my lunch how I want.
Peter is different
A couple have 13 children, 12 of them are blonde and have blue eyes, 1 has black hair and brown eyes, his name is Peter. One day the wife of the couple is dying of illness, her husband is sitting on her bed. The husband says "Our Peter is different from the other kids, does he have a different father?" His wife says yes. And, the man says, "Then, who is his dad?" Upon which his wife says, "You".
What do you call a rich brown person driving an Audi?
A Saudi
I told my girlfriend that brown rice was just white rice with a criminal record...
...she called me a riceist
Cowboy walks into a bar.
A cowboy walks into a bar. He's wearing brown paper shirt, a brown paper vest, brown paper pants and a brown paper hat. "Gimme 5 shots of tequila", he demands. "You must be celebrating" the bartender said as he set up the shots. "yep, I just got out of prison", said the cowboy. "What were you in for"?, asked the bartender. The cowboy replied, "rustling".
I like the way you think
Roses are red. nuts are brown.
Skirts go up. pants go down.
Body to body. skin to skin.
When it's stiff. stick it in.
It goes in dry. It comes out wet.
The longer it's in. The stronger it gets.
It comes out dripping. And it starts to sag.
It's not what you think. It's a tea bag.
Political correctness has reached the level of absurdity
For example, we can't say brown paint. Instead we should say "please paint that wall, Jose"
A captain and his crew...
A crew mate runs to his captain "Captain! Captain! There is an enemy ship on the horizon! What do we do?" The captain replies "Grab me my red shirt." "Why?" The crew mate asks. "So that my crew doesn't see me bleeding from the battle." The captain replies. Another guy runs up "Captain! Captain! I have an update there are 7 more ships what should I do?" "Go get me my brown pants."
Interviewer: How much milk do these cows give?
Farmer: Which one? The Black one or the brown one?
Interviewer: Brown one.
Farmer: A couple of litres per day.
Interviewer: And the black one?
Farmer: A couple of litres per day.
Interviewer(naturally a bit flummoxed): I see. What do you give them to eat?
Farmer: Which one? Black or brown?
Interviewer: Black.
Farmer: It eats grass.
Interviewer: And the other one?
Farmer: Grass.
Interviewer(now annoyed) : Why do you keep asking which one when the answers are the same?!
Farmer: Because the black one's mine.
Interviewer: Oh, and the brown one?
Farmer: It's also mine.
A teacher receives a phone call shortly before the school day starts
Caller: Mr. Brown, my son James will not come to school today because he is sick.
Teacher: Who am I speaking to please?
Caller: I am my father.
A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Indian man were waiting outside the delivery room.
The matron comes out and explains that the hospital has accidentally mixed up the babies.
The Scot goes straight in and picks up the brown baby.
The Indian says "Are you sure that's your baby?"
The Scot says "No, but there's no way I'm going to risk leaving here with an English baby."
I absolutely can not stand Brown people.
It's just that I had an ex graduate from there and she was super pretentious.
An Englishman, a Frenchman and an Indian man were all in the maternity ward of a hospital ready to collect their babies.
When a midwife comes over to them and explains, "I'm sorry gentlemen, but there's been a mix-up with the babies and we no longer know whose is whose."
The Englishman immediately goes over to the brown baby and picks it up.
The midwife asks, "are you sure that's your baby, sir?"
"No" says the Englishman, "but there's no way I'm going home with a french one!"
A blonde woman walks into a shop
A blonde woman walks into a shop and says
"I'd like to buy that tv"
The man replies
"You cannot"
The woman replies
"Why not?"
The man says "because you're blonde"
So, the woman walks out and dyes her hair brown and returns later that day. She says to the man
"I'd like to buy that tv"
He replies
"You cant because you're blonde"
She says
"What?! How do you know??!"
He says
Because that's not a TV that's a microwave"
Guy walks into a bar out west
It's deserted except for the barkeep.
"Where's everybody?" the guy asks.
"Down at the town square. There's a hangin' today."
"Yeah? Who they hangin'?"
"Brown Paper Jack."
"Why do they call him that?"
"Well, everything about him is brown paper...chaps, shirt, hat, belt--he even rides with a saddle made out of brown paper."
"Yeah? What are they hangin' him for?"
"Rustlin'."
I call my wife Bambi and she thinks it's because she's cute with big brown eyes...
Actually, it's because I shot her mother with a hunting rifle...
A girl gets home from school and is greetrd by her mother
Mom: "What'd you do in school today?"
Daughter: "We learned all about the male reproductive organs"
Mom: "Oh, and what else?"
Daughter: "Well then we watched as the police came and took Mr. Brown away"
When daughter told me she prefers white rice over brown rice I was extremely disappointed.
I didn't raise her to be a rice-ist.
How to tell whether someone is an idiot
Doctor, how can you tell whether someone is an idiot, even if he looks normal to you?
For that, we have special questions.
Can you name an example?
Mountaineer Brown climbed Mount Everest three times but he was killed during one of these ascents. Can you tell me which one?
But doctor, that surely won't work for people like me who know nothing about mountaineering.
Lucy, Linus, and Charlie Brown are assigned a history project.
Each person was assigned a country to report on.
Wow! Lucy said. I got Italy!
Interesting exclaimed Linus. I got Germany.
With dismay, Charlie Brown said, I got Iraq.
An Irish man frees a genie
and happy to be released from his confinement, the genie grants him 3 wishes.
The Irishman thinks about it, and says "I want me a pint of Guinness that is never empty."
So *p**...* a pint appears, filled to the rim with the rich brown drink. The man drinks it down, and when he places it back on the bar, it's filled up again.
"So, what would you like for your other two wishes, sir?"
"I want two more of these, then!"
If you love white rice, and hate brown rice..
You're a ricist.
What do you call a song with a Chris Brown feature?
An instant hit.
A teacher asked her class to use "definitely" in a sentence.
"The sky is definitely blue," said one girl.
"Nice try but the sky can be black or purple or even orange," replied the teacher.
"The grass is definitely green," said a little boy.
"Well... The grass can be brown too."
Little Johnny raised his hand.
"Yes Johnny?"
"Are farts solid?" asked little Johnny.
Finding this an odd question she was slightly shocked, but answered anyway, "No Johnny."
"Well I definitely pooped my pants."
Today I learned about Harvey E. Brown, a civil war surgeon who had so many amputations he ran out of fake legs and had to use a shovel.
It was a ground-breaking medical procedure.
A mommy mole, daddy mole, and baby mole are together in their burrow
Mommy mole sticks her head out and sniffs the air. She asks, "What's that smell? Is it brown sugar?"
Daddy mole sticks his head out to sniff around, "No I don't think so. Smells like vanilla to me."
The baby mole still in the burrow says "I don't know what you guys are talking about. All I can smell is molasses!"
40 years ago today, Louise Brown became the first test tube baby...
She had a w**... with a view.
My friend told me white rice was better than brown rice...
I stopped talking to him, because I don't associate with ricists.
What happens when a red pirate ship and a brown pirate ship meet on a deserted island?
They get marooned
What do you call it when a blonde dyes their hair brown...
Artifical intelligence.
Whats brown and rhyms with Snoop?
Dr Dre
Tired of constant blonde jokes, a blonde dyes her hair brown. She then goes for a drive in the country and sees a shepherd herding his sheep across the road.
"Hey, shepherd, if I guess how many sheep are here, can I keep one?"
The shepherd is puzzled but agrees. She blurts out "352!"
He is stunned but keeps his word and allows her to pick a sheep.
"I'll take this one," she says proudly. "It's the cutest!"
"Hey lady," says the shepherd, "If I guess your real hair color, can I have my dog back?"
Napoleon wore a red shirt so no one could see him bleed if he was shot.
h**... wore brown pants