The Best 24 Brown Eyed Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Brown Eyed jokes. There are some brown eyed jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these brown eyed puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Brown Eyed Jokes and Puns

I call my wife Bambi. She thinks it's because she's cute with big brown eyes...

But in reality it's because I want someone to shoot her mother with a hunting rifle

Peter is different

A couple have 13 children, 12 of them are blonde and have blue eyes, 1 has black hair and brown eyes, his name is Peter. One day the wife of the couple is dying of illness, her husband is sitting on her bed. The husband says "Our Peter is different from the other kids, does he have a different father?" His wife says yes. And, the man says, "Then, who is his dad?" Upon which his wife says, "You".

I call my wife Bambi and she thinks it's because she's cute with big brown eyes...

Actually, it's because I shot her mother with a hunting rifle...

I call my wife Bambi, she thinks it's because she is cute with big brown eyes.

But in reality I just hope someone shoots her mother with a hunting rifle.

A couple has 4 sons

The first three were tall with straight brown hair and brown eyes, but their youngest son was short with curly blond hair and blue eyes. When the husband was on his deathbed, he called his wife over and asked, "Is that 4th son mine?"
His wife said, "I swear, on all things holy, that child is yours."
The husband died a few moments later. She said to herself, "Thank God he didn't ask about the other three."

Poor daddy

A husband and wife have four sons. The oldest three are tall with red hair and light skin while the youngest son is short with black hair and brown eyes.

The father was on his deathbed when he turned to his wife and said Honey, before I die, be totally honest with me: Is our youngest son truly my child?

The wife replied, I swear on everything holy that he is your son. With that, the husband passed away. The wife muttered Thank goodness he didn't ask about the other three.

So a seal walks into a pub...

And bellies up to the bar. The bartender looks him up and down, and asks,

"What can I get for you?" The seal looks up at the bartender with his big, brown, sealy eyes and says,

"Anything but a Canadian Club."

What do you get when you cross a blue eye and a brown eye?

Pink eye

Any loving's good loving, so I took what I could get. Then she looked at me with those big brown eyes and said


The Cleveland Browns visited an orphanage last week after their loss.

"It was so sad to see all the pain and hurt in their eyes." Said Katie, age 7.

A guy walks into an eletronics store

Employee: *Hello Sir, how may I be of assistance*

Guy: *My dishwasher just died on me, I was wondering if I could get a similar one*

Employee: *Sure thing Sir, what was the make and model?*

Guy: *Fat, Brown Hair, Brown Eyed Virgo with an annoying mother*

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Man on his death bed

A man is on his death bed looking at his family wich contains of a wife, 2 older boys with bright red hair and freckles, and 1 younger boy with dark brown hair and blue eyes.

He asks his boys to go out of the room so he can ask his wife something. Sweetheart tell me before I die, is our youngest child really mine? She said yes and he took his last breath and passed away.

The newly widowed woman said under her breath Thank god he didn't ask about the other two

My dog just died...

I'll never forget her beautiful brown eyes, and her tongue that never quit.

How Do You Get Pink Eye?

Scrub Your Brown Eye

Today I found Jesus in my life. Let me tell you about him.

He is tan with a thick black mustache, and eyes so brown they make your soul melt. He is my gardner, the best I have ever employed.

Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, brown eyes, are wearing blue shorts, have a big brother, are 28 years old and your favourite movie is The Shining?

The Specific Ocean

You can dedicate Brown Eyed Girl to any woman

They all have at least one brown eye.

His Hair is red, His eyes are Brown

He is never gonna give you up. He is never gonna let you down.

When does brown and white make pink?

When the brown eye mixes with the white eye, you get pink eye!

Maybe we gave Chris Brown too tough a time over Rihanna

In his eyes, he may have just beat her white and gold.

I call my wife Bambi...

She thinks it's because of her big brown eyes.


It is because I'd like her mother shot.

The first time Chris Brown ever laid his eyes on Rihanna he knew that he would someday hit that

The presidents of the United States by eye color: Blue eye - 26 presidents. Gray eyes-6 presidents. Brown eyes-4 presidents. Hazel eyes-2 presidents.

And 1 black eye.

I don't know why people think Rihanna has a black eye.

Looks Brown to me.

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