Brow Jokes
98 brow jokes and hilarious brow puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about brow that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Laugh along with these silly, witty, and cheeky brow jokes! From high brow and low brow puns to lip mixes that are silky smooth, these brow jokes will have you in fits of laughter.
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Funniest Brow Short Jokes
Short brow jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The brow humour may include short forehead jokes also.
- What's the difference between an expression of confusion and an underground German woman? One's a furrowed brow and the other is a burrowed Frau.
- My sense of humor is like a Latina woman. Some days it's low brow, and some days it's high brow.
- The most high brow yo 'mamma joke... Yo mamma is so classless... she is like a Marxist utopia!
- This guy at work thought it would be funny to call me a caveman I told him that was pretty low-brow humor
- What did the eyeball say? Eyes, in deep despair, looking up, said in a passive tone, "wazzup brow"
- I heard someone call a black squirrel a "squigger" Which I thought was pretty low brow, even for a racist joke. Low-hanging strange fruit.
- You know you are officially old when... ...the hairdresser asks if you want your eye brows and ears doing as well.
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Brow One Liners
Which brow one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with brow? I can suggest the ones about buck and nose.
- I'm not keen on Neanderthal comedy. It's very low-brow humour.
- What happens when you mix mustard and ketchup together? it's must-up ..*rubs brow*
- How does an eyeball greet his friends? Eye brows
- What do you call a sugar substitute that has poor taste? Sweet and Low-brow..
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What funny jokes about brow you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean hairline jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make brow pranks.
I was browsing in a liquor store when an employee asked me Do you need help?
I said, Yes, but I'm here to get whiskey instead.
The seven dwarfs go to the Vatican...
The seven dwarfs go to the Vatican
and because they are the seven dwarfs,
they are immediately ushered in to see the Pope.
Grumpy leads the pack.
'Grumpy, my son,' says the Pope,
'What can I do for you?'
Grumpy asks, 'Excuse me your Excellency,
but are there any dwarf nuns in Rome ?'
The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question,
thinks for a moment and answers,
'No, Grumpy, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome ...'
In the background, a few of the dwarfs start giggling.
Grumpy turns around and glares,
silencing them.
Grumpy turns back, 'Your Worship,
are there any dwarf nuns in all of Europe ?'
The Pope, puzzled now,
again thinks for a moment and then answers,
'No, Grumpy, there are no dwarf nuns in Europe ...
'This time, all of the other dwarfs burst into laughter.
Once again, Grumpy turns around and silences them
with an angry glare.
Grumpy turns back and says, 'Mr.. Pope!
Are there ANY dwarf nuns anywhere in the world?'
The Pope, really confused by the questions says,
'I'm sorry, my son,
there are no dwarf nuns
anywhere in the world.'
The other dwarfs collapse into a heap,
rolling and laughing, pounding the floor,
tears rolling down their cheeks,
as they begin chanting......
'Grumpy s**... a penguin!'
'Grumpy s**... a penguin!'
Brown Bell
What's brown and sounds like a bell?
Duuunnnggg
What's brown and sits on a piano bench?
Beethoven's Last Movement.
What is brown and screams?
Stevie Wonder when he answers the iron.
What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
What's brown and runny?
Usain Bolt.
What's brown and rhymes with snoop?
Dr. Dre.
What is brown and sits in a toilet in a dutch attic?
The diarrhea of Anne Frank.
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
Dr. Dre
What's brown and sounds like a bell?
DUNG!
Adam and Eve eat the apple
of the forbidden tree, God sees this and is very angry, "Adam!" he says, "for what you have done from now on by the sweat of your brow you will eat your food...." "And you Eve...you will pay with *blood*
But you can pay me in comfortable monthly payments
What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
What's brown and runs in the attic?
The Diarrhea of Anne Frank
browsing craigslist
Saw a post for a hot water heater for sale. I responded and asked if it worked on cold water as well.
Doctor.....Doctor
The doctor, shuffles is papers and looks at his patient from behind his clumpy glasses and says with a long sigh ''i'm afraid i have some bad news''. The patient furrows his brow and says ''give it me to straight doc ( because that's how people talk). The doctor replies ''well im afraid you have Alzheimer's **and** you have cancer!''. The patient looks off into the distance for a moment and reflects before saying'' well at least i don't have cancer''
:-D.
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What is brown and sticky?
Michael J Fox opening a can of coke
What's brown and black and looks good on a hippy?
A rottweiller.
While browsing broom section at grocery store with girlfriend...
Me, to older man also browsing: "you think the cheap $4 ones work just as well as the $12 ones?"
Older man, without missing a beat: "I don't know, ask her to take it for a spin."
Obama frees a genie
Obama frees a genie, but this is a cheap genie and he only grants him one wish. Obama furrows his brow in thought and finally comes up with the perfect single wish and starts:
"Now, let me be clear..."
So I was browsing my local classifieds for an apartment when...
...I found one which said that the apartment had a *view to the future*. Obviously I called the guy, and apparently, you could see the cemetery trough the window.
What's brown and sticky?
My Rhianna poster
What's brown and sticky?
My beyonce calendar.
Microsoft's new browser Spartan refers to the amount of people who will use it.
300.
Full credit to my friend on this one. Told him of the r**... spartan post(can't find it sorry) and he came up with this gold.
How many of those brownies did you eat, private?
"All of them sir!"
"That was my stash private."
"Negative sir it was labeled private!"
What is brown and has got four legs and an arm?
A Rottweiler on a children's playground.
Why was the Jew's browser running so slow?
he refused to delete his cache.
What did the brown dwarf say to the bartender?
I'd like a Corona, please.
What's brown, black and blue and lays at the bottom of a ditch?
A brunette that's told one too many blonde jokes.
What's brown and runny?
Usian Bolt
What is the brown sticky stuff between an elephant's toes?
Slow natives.
What's little, brown, and found in the woods?
Winnies' pooh.
What is brown and bad for teeth?
A brick.
The Browns asked if they could put a pokestop inside the stadium...
in hopes that people would attend their games.
What's brown and very bad for your dental health?
A baseball bat.
When does brown and white make pink?
When the brown eye mixes with the white eye, you get pink eye!
As a brown person in the US...
People would yell at me to get out of their country and I would get offended and feel attacked.
After election 2016, I just reply, "thanks for the concern! You should too!"
What brown, steams, and can be found under a piano stool?
Beethoven's last movement.
I only like brown rice not white rice.
I think that makes me a ricist.
What's brown and runny
Usain Bolt
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
French onion soup.
Browser joke
What do we want?
Chrome/Firefox: Faster internet!
When do we want it?
Internet explorer: Faster internet!
What's brown and sits in the forest?
Winnie's pooh.
What is brown, weighs 3 oz, sits in a tree and is extremely deadly?
A sparrow with an AK-47
What's brown and comes steaming out of cows?
The Isle of Wight ferry!
What is brown, sweet, got two bumps and lives in the desert?
A caramel.
What browser do Linkin Park use?
Microsoft Edge
What has an N, an I, two Gs, an E, and an R, and is brown?
Ginger.
What's brown, three inches long, and sits on a piano bench?
Beethoven's first movement.
I was browsing Netflix the other day, and Happened upon the Amy Schumer special "Inside Amy Schumer." Looks like they couldn't use the original title idea due to copyright issues:
'Wide Open Spaces'
What's brown and sticky?
My poster of Beyonce
I was browsing Toys R Us and the aisles said "Girls 3-5", "Boys 5-7", etc.
Jeez, just let me buy something. I don't need the whole guilt trip about who made it.
What's Brown and Black and looks good on an escaped prisoner
A German Shepherd
A brown paper bag visits the doctor.
A brown paper bag visits the doctor, who gives them some terrible news.
"I'm so sorry to tell you this, but you have a genetic disease."
The brown paper bag, understandably, is horrified, "But how can that be? I'm a brown paper bag!"
The doctor replies, "Yes, but one of your parents must have been a carrier."
A man goes shopping for candles...
He's strolling through Bed Bath and Beyond, when he finally locates the candle section. So many options to pick from, he starts to give them all a good test sniff. As he's smelling more and more candles he wrinkles his brow and remarks to himself "All these candles smell funny..."
So he catches the attention of an employee and asks her, "Ma'am why do all of these candles smell so funny?"
"Well sir, that's our new Scents of Humor line!"
What's brown and runny
A Kenyan
Why do Broward County Police Officers never go into bars?
They heard shots were inside.
Why don't Broward County police officers need to use condoms?
Because no matter how dire the situation gets, they won't come inside.
I don't like brown rice
Guess I'm a little ricest.
I was browsing Craigslist the other day, when I came across someone who wanted to learn how to make macaroni.
Being a master macaroni maker myself, I responded to his offer, and we set up a time and place to meet so I could teach him. When we met up, he took one look at me, and he told me that I didn't look like someone who could even make halfway decent macaroni. "Sir", I assured him, "I promise I'm a master of my Kraft."
What's brown and sticky?
harvey price eating a toffee apple.
The brownies I started making in my easy bake oven in 1987
are done if anyone wants some.
What is brown and does not belong in a healthy s**... relationship?
A hornet's nest.
So I was browsing an Excel blog last night
and an advertisement for hot singles in your area who want to HLOOKUP popped up
What's brown and sticky?
My steering wheel
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed...
The chicken's got a big, satisfied grin on his face, and he's lying there smoking a cigarette. The egg, on the other hand, doesn't look so happy. Her little brow is furrowed and she has a frustrated frown. She looks at the chicken and grumbles, "Well, I guess we answered that question!"
What's brown and sticky?
My car, I lied about the colour, oh, and the sticky bit.
2man Team
Two Irishmen were working in the public works department. One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind him and fill the hole in.
After a while, one amazed onlooker said: "Why do you dig a hole, only to have your partner follow behind and fill it up again?"
The hole digger wiped his brow and sighed, "Well, I suppose it probably looks odd because we're normally a three-person team. But today the lad who plants the trees called in sick."
I was browsing a Vietnamese sub the other day...
The mods tried to kick me out, but I said "You can't Bahn mi!"
You browse the channels all night until you catch a glimpse of what you think is a n**... among the static.
You turn back to the channel in question to occasionally hear some grunting through the snow. You figure now is the best time if ever and for 30 minutes the picture finally comes in clear enough for you to discover that you have been spanking it to Mexican Wrestling.
What do brownies and vaginas have in common?
Nothing worse than a dry one
If brown cake tastes like chocolate and white cake tastes like vanilla, what does yellow cake taste like?
Uranium
Little brown bear
There was once a little Brown bear who always wanted to be a koala bear. So he went to Australia and asked to join the koala bears union. They told he did'nt koala-ify.
What's brown and sounds like a parrot?
A ferret.
What's brown and warm and sits on a piano stool?
Beethovens first movement.
What is brown, hairy and wears sunglasses?
A coconut on vacation.
I was browsing in a liquor store, and the guy there asked me, Do you need any help?
I said, Yes, but I'll get whiskey instead.
What is brown, hairy, lives in the desert, has four legs, two humps, and is full of cement?
A camel - I put in the cement just to make it harder.
