The Best 58 Brow Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Brow jokes. There are some brow facial jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these brow low brow puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Brow Jokes and Puns
I was browsing in a liquor store when an employee asked me Do you need help?
I said, Yes, but I'm here to get whiskey instead.
Brown Bell
What's brown and sounds like a bell?
Duuunnnggg
What's brown and sits on a piano bench?
Beethoven's Last Movement.
What is brown and screams?
Stevie Wonder when he answers the iron.
What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
What's brown and runny?
Usain Bolt.
What's brown and rhymes with snoop?
Dr. Dre.
What is brown and sits in a toilet in a dutch attic?
The diarrhea of Anne Frank.
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
Dr. Dre
What's brown and sounds like a bell?
DUNG!
Adam and Eve eat the apple
of the forbidden tree, God sees this and is very angry, "Adam!" he says, "for what you have done from now on by the sweat of your brow you will eat your food...." "And you Eve...you will pay with *blood*
But you can pay me in comfortable monthly payments
What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
What's brown and runs in the attic?
The Diarrhea of Anne Frank
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browsing craigslist
Saw a post for a hot water heater for sale. I responded and asked if it worked on cold water as well.
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What is brown and sticky?
Michael J Fox opening a can of coke
While browsing broom section at grocery store with girlfriend...
Me, to older man also browsing: "you think the cheap $4 ones work just as well as the $12 ones?"
Older man, without missing a beat: "I don't know, ask her to take it for a spin."
Obama frees a genie
Obama frees a genie, but this is a cheap genie and he only grants him one wish. Obama furrows his brow in thought and finally comes up with the perfect single wish and starts:
"Now, let me be clear..."
The most high brow yo 'mamma joke...
Yo mamma is so classless... she is like a Marxist utopia!
What's brown and sticky?
My Beyonce calendar.
How many of those brownies did you eat, private?
"All of them sir!"
"That was my stash private."
"Negative sir it was labeled private!"
What is brown and has got four legs and an arm?
A Rottweiler on a children's playground.
What's brown, black and blue and lays at the bottom of a ditch?
A brunette that's told one too many blonde jokes.
What's the difference between an expression of confusion and an underground German woman?
One's a furrowed brow and the other is a burrowed Frau.
What is the brown sticky stuff between an elephant's toes?
Slow natives.
What's little, brown, and found in the woods?
Winnies' pooh.
What is brown and bad for teeth?
A brick.
What's brown and very bad for your dental health?
A baseball bat.
As a brown person in the US...
People would yell at me to get out of their country and I would get offended and feel attacked.
After election 2016, I just reply, "thanks for the concern! You should too!"
I only like brown rice not white rice.
I think that makes me a ricist.
What's brown and runny
Usain Bolt
I was browsing sex toys online today and was shocked to find out how much all of my wife's vibrators cost...
She's sitting on a small fortune...
What browser do Linkin Park use?
Microsoft Edge
What's brown and sticky?
My poster of Beyonce
My sense of humor is like a Latina woman.
Some days it's low brow, and some days it's high brow.
I was browsing Toys R Us and the aisles said "Girls 3-5", "Boys 5-7", etc.
Jeez, just let me buy something. I don't need the whole guilt trip about who made it.
A man goes shopping for candles...
He's strolling through Bed Bath and Beyond, when he finally locates the candle section. So many options to pick from, he starts to give them all a good test sniff. As he's smelling more and more candles he wrinkles his brow and remarks to himself "All these candles smell funny..."
So he catches the attention of an employee and asks her, "Ma'am why do all of these candles smell so funny?"
"Well sir, that's our new Scents of Humor line!"
Why do Broward County Police Officers never go into bars?
They heard shots were inside.
Why don't Broward County police officers need to use condoms?
Because no matter how dire the situation gets, they won't come inside.
I don't like brown rice
Guess I'm a little ricest.
I was browsing Craigslist the other day, when I came across someone who wanted to learn how to make macaroni.
Being a master macaroni maker myself, I responded to his offer, and we set up a time and place to meet so I could teach him. When we met up, he took one look at me, and he told me that I didn't look like someone who could even make halfway decent macaroni. "Sir", I assured him, "I promise I'm a master of my Kraft."
The brownies I started making in my easy bake oven in 1987
are done if anyone wants some.
So I was browsing an Excel blog last night
and an advertisement for hot singles in your area who want to HLOOKUP popped up
2man Team
Two Irishmen were working in the public works department. One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind him and fill the hole in.
After a while, one amazed onlooker said: "Why do you dig a hole, only to have your partner follow behind and fill it up again?"
The hole digger wiped his brow and sighed, "Well, I suppose it probably looks odd because we're normally a three-person team. But today the lad who plants the trees called in sick."
What do brownies and vaginas have in common?
Nothing worse than a dry one
What's brown and sounds like a parrot?
A ferret.
What's brown and warm and sits on a piano stool?
Beethovens first movement.
What is brown, hairy and wears sunglasses?
A coconut on vacation.
I was browsing in a liquor store, and the guy there asked me, Do you need any help?
I said, Yes, but I'll get whiskey instead.
What is brown, hairy, lives in the desert, has four legs, two humps, and is full of cement?
A camel - I put in the cement just to make it harder.
Airport trouble
An airplane lands at an airport with great difficulty, stopping, just short of an accident. When they arrive at the gate, the captain wipes his brow and says,"My God that's the shortest runway I've ever seen!"
"You're not kidding" says his co-pilot, looking out of the window "but it sure is wide."
What's brown and sticky on the inside, brown and sticky on the outside?
Any open jar of Marmite.
What's brown and smelly and sits on a piano stool?
Beethoven's last movement
Dog walks into a telegraph office...
Says he wants to send a message.
"Sure" says the clerk, "what's the message?"
"Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof."
Clerk says, "OK, but for the same price, there's enough room for one more 'woof'".
Dog wrinkles his brow and replies, "But that wouldn't make any sense.."
A 75 year old used to put his fake teeth in a jar of water before sleeping
He used to do this every night. One day he felt thirsty and accidentally drank the water which he put his dentures. The next day, he had severe stomach pain and went to the doctor.
The doctor examined him thoroughly, wiped his brow of sweat visibly shaking and said - In all my years being a doctor, I thought I had seen everything. But this is the first time, I saw an asshole smiling at me .
What's brown, soft, and sits on a piano bench?
Beethoven's First Movement.
I was browsing through Netflix with my cooking teacher.
She said, "I don't know what we should watch."
I said, "Would you consider Squid Game?"
She said, "No, because it isn't wild meat."
I was browsing in a bookstore and found an English book about unexpected uses for a pry bar.
50 Ways to Love Your Lever.
The boss calls in his best worker for a performance evaluation.
Everything goes well but at the end of the meeting, the worker says "I think you should give me a raise. I'll have you know there are three other companies who are after me."
The boss raises his brow and asks, "Who?"
The worker replies, "Electric, Gas, and Phone.."
What's brown, sweet, and swims in the river?
A chocodile
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