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- I brough my black friend home to meet my mom. She called him a drug dealer... I told her to put her cash back in her purse.
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I brought my vegetarian girlfriend home for dinner...
...and my grandmother served us all, including my girlfriend, a very juicy, very much still hanging on the bone, rack of lamb. My girlfriend was looking at me in horror, whilst I took my gran aside.
"Didn't I tell you she was a vegetarian?" I asked.
She replied "oh yes dear, I checked with the butcher and he said the sheep he sells only eat grass!"
So i brought home a piece of furniture last night...
but it left in the morning without saying a word. It was one nightstand.
So I brought this girl back to my place
and even after lying in bed for an hour, things weren't heating up at all. Finally, I got frustrated and asked her, "so are we going to have s**..., or what?"
She replied all annoyed and said, "s**...? Isn't that presumptuous?"
So I shot right back at her, "'Presumptuous?' That's a pretty big word for a 12 year old."
I brought a classical musician back from the past to prove that my time-machine works, but I can't find him.
He must be Haydn.
I brought my camera to a s**... club for my photography project
I ended up failing because everyone in my photos was over-exposed.
I brought my gimp home from the club yesterday and took off his mask...
Oops, wrong sub!
I brought a dyslexic girl home last night.
She cooked my sock.
So, I brought my girlfriend some flowers today...
she looked at me, sighed and said, "I guess I'll have to spread my legs now."
so I asked her, "why, don't you have a vase?"
hahahahaha
just kidding...
I don't have a girlfriend
I brought w**... and poker chips to my family reunion last week.
Apparently I missed the memo on what a "potluck dinner" was.
What brought the can of beans and ancient Egyptian together?
They had a Tutankhamun.
-I'll show myself out.
I brought my first girlfriend home to meet my family.
I even told my dad she was a v**.... He told her leave, that if she wasn't good enough for her own family, that she wasn't good enough for ours.
I brought my old car to Kars For Kids
They said it was in great shape so they gave me 11 kids!!! Great day!
I brought one of those records that helps you learn spanish while you sleep,
during the night the needle skipped and the next day i could only stutter in spanish.
-Steven Wright (i think)
I brought a girl back to my house, took her up to my bedroom and said, "This is where the magic happens, babe."
She said, "Oh really? I'm getting excited now!"
So I said, "Yes. Pick a card..."
Brought a girl home from a bar last night and after we went down on each other for a while I slipped on a c**.... Suddenly, she looked me dead in the eyes and demanded either forty more minutes of foreplay, or that I drop down and give her 100 pushups. When I asked why she said
"The idea is to provide you with a sense of pride and accomplishment for unlocking different holes."
What brought the o**... to a screeching halt?
Friction.
I should've brought asparagus
I have a flat tire
I brought my dead girlfriend back to life by passionately kissing her neck
...I guess you could say I'm a neck-romancer
I brought my girlfriend to Mexico for Valentine's Day.
I got arrested on the way back for snuggling her over the border.
When I brought home my first straight A report card,
my mom said something that brought tears to my eyes. She said: "Timmy, your dad and I are getting a divorce."
So I brought a new iPhone today
But no one gives a jack
After being brought to so many weddings by my family I can't wait for my own!
So I know who the guests are!
Or anyone for that matter.
I brought home a bouquet of roses for my wife
She looked at me in disbelief and asked "what did you do wrong"
"What? I just wanted to do something nice for you, buy you a gift, and this is how you act?" I respond
"Yea right, you think I don't know any better, now you want me to lay in bed n**... all week with my legs spread"
"Why" i asked, " you don't have a vase?"
I brought gifts to an orphanage to cheer the kids up
Apparently, blow up dolls are not consider toys especially after they explode.
I brought home my report card to proudly show I had received a 'B' in Reading. ..
... but my Mom said, "you numbskull, that's a 'D' !
Brought nachos to salsa class
Huge misunderstanding
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Because he felt crumby. - my 4 y.o. daughter
I brought my therapy dog named stains to the laundromat the other day and he started to run of
So i shouted come stains!
I brought my granddad to a spa where the fish eat your dead skin
My mom objected but atleast we saved money from the f**...
I brought my car to a mechanic and asked him, Do you have any idea why my car is humming?
He replied, Probably because it doesn't know all the lyrics.
I brought a gun. He brought an army of ducks.
At this point it's just fowl play.
I brought my Arabic friend to the zoo to see Llamas for the first time.
Once we got near them I told him which of the animals was a Llama, and then asked if he thought they looked good.
He turned to me with a confused look on his face and said,
We've been talking for a while, why did you just greet me again?
Equally confused, I replied,
I didn't, I just said That's a Llama, Like 'em?
I brought a date to the 4th of July party...
...really sweetened up the fruit salad.
I brought my girlfriend home to meet my family.
They criticized everything she did, mocked her heritage and gave her a psychiatric disorder.
I guess I shouldn't have insisted on the royal treatment.
I brought my girlfriend home and introduced her to my family.
My kids liked her, but my wife seemed upset.
I brought my girlfriend to watch one of my soccer matches. When an opponent was about to score a goal, she stormed the field and prevented it with her bare hands.
She's a keeper.
So I brought a world map and asked my wife to shoot a dart on it and wherever it lands, I will take her there for two weeks when pandemic ends.
It's her day 5 behind the fridge.
I brought home some Olympic condoms.
I told my wife i was going to use the gold one. She said: "Maybe try the silver one, so you can finish second for once!"
I'm still gold baby!
I've never brought a gal home to my studio apartment.
Part of me is worried that she'll judge me. After all, the place is pretty small.
But the other part of me is worried that she'll get a terrible sleep. Earplugs help, but even then it takes awhile to get used to my dad's snoring.
